Bert Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Callum Cherry. Nursery. Punching each other. When i was 4, in the nursery, so about 1991. I wouldn't let him play with the cars i was playing with.
Maybes Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Callum Cherry. Nursery. Punching each other. When i was 4, in the nursery, so about 1991. I wouldn't let him play with the cars i was playing with. I cannie remember my first fight. Probably cracking my sister over the head with a spoon or summat
Tomassi Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 i seem to be making up for not fighting in my school days as opposition seem to hate me in football matches for some reason...
Rincewind Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 I'm a pacifist and if anyones got a problem with that I'll do them in.
billabob Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Yet to get into a fight in all my 18 years on this planet! even when drunk iv not
lookwhaticando Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 My first proper fight was with my own namesake. His name was Ben (forgot the twat's last name). He was the same age as me - we were about 11/12 at a guess. We never truly got along really. He lived up the road from me, but he was a Brum. He only lived up the road when he was staying with his dad. Anyways, one day, my brother and his friends were roller-blading/skating around the block, and Ben turned up. He was on his blades too, and he started following them around (he was 4 or 5 years older than the kids). My brother let me know that they didn't want him following them around like that, and one of his friends said the same. So when he came past not far behind them, I told him to go away and leave them alone. Needless to say, he didn't actually listen to anything I said. So on their next trip around the block, I jumped out in front of him and knocked him down. He tried to get up so I pushed him onto the grass. I shouted some abuse at him while I pinned him down. He was trying to kick me with his blades, so I punched him in the stomach while he was on his back. That put a stop to the thrashing about for a few minutes. I stood near him to keep an eye on the kids going around again. He got up, a little teary-eyed and sneaked back to his house. An hour later, his fat b*stard copper of a dad came around to my house and had a bitch fest with my parents. I got in trouble for twatting him one, but I was pretty pleased with myself so I didn't care. Unfortunately, he got his revenge some weeks later. Well his sister did, mostly (she was 4 years older than us). A large group of us were playing football, he was on my team. I was in goal and he wanted to go in goal for a bit. So to get me to quit goal, he ran with the ball towards me, and I tried to stop him scoring (an own goal) and he had a go at me. I told him to get bent. So his big sister came up and twatted me one in the face, then they both kicked me when I was on my knees. He felt pretty big - having his sister do for him what he couldn't do himself. Twat. That's basically it as far as fights go - I did once get beaten up by a group of about 5 Asian lads in their late teens in Derby town centre when I was 13. A bloody nose, a busted lip and my jaw wasn't right after that.
lookwhaticando Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 I'm a pacifist and if anyones got a problem with that I'll do them in. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
stez Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 glen barrow gave me a split lip (3 stitches worth) over the mound in east goscote, when he (wrongly) heard i was goona 'smack his head in' (my mate 'mattsy' said it) anyway after the stitches i let it be known around scholl that me and my mum and dad had been to see a solicitor........ he came creeping round a few days later i also sprayed him with blood, the ****er!
Durnerz Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 In year 9 at secondry school, this twat wouldnt stop starting on my mates and other people in my tutor group so when he came to me, he booted me one in the leg, so i got up, pushed him down, he got up, shoved him back down again, then twatted him one and rammed him head-first into a pile of chairs, ree-sult! I'm really not a violent person.........honest
Daggers Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Ian H hit me in the eye with a bunch of sticks because I wouldn't let him in my club [a space between three tress where four boys sat during the long summer evenings]. It taught me pain was only temporary ~ and he ended up in prison later on in his miserable life. Chris S hit me three times for not vowing alliegance to the Chips poster from Whizzer and Chips. Hell, I was a Whizz-kid and we threw that half of the comic in the bin as soon as we got it. Later on, when we were seventeen, his lush girlfriend binned him to cuddle up to me throughout a glorious summer. Shawn M puched the daylights out of me while I was defending the honour of a girl at Tresham Tech ~ who thanked me by introducing me to intimate relationships [the girl not M]. Three greebo's kick the life out of me at a party in some random Northamptonshire village for having the audacity to walk passed them to get to a party they were barred from. The blonde and her friend tended to my wounds and then gave me a special present the following morning. As I say, I'm a lover and a crap fighter...so here's a very big 'thank you' to all the 'tards that beat me up!
lookwhaticando Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Ian H hit me in the eye with a bunch of sticks because I wouldn't let him in my club [a space between three tress where four boys sat during the long summer evenings]. It taught me pain was only temporary ~ and he ended up in prison later on in his miserable life. Chris S hit me three times for not vowing alliegance to the Chips poster from Whizzer and Chips. Hell, I was a Whizz-kid and we threw that half of the comic in the bin as soon as we got it. Later on, when we were seventeen, his lush girlfriend binned him to cuddle up to me throughout a glorious summer. Shawn M puched the daylights out of me while I was defending the honour of a girl at Tresham Tech ~ who thanked me by introducing me to intimate relationships [the girl not M]. Three greebo's kick the life out of me at a party in some random Northamptonshire village for having the audacity to walk passed them to get to a party they were barred from. The blonde and her friend tended to my wounds and then gave me a special present the following morning. As I say, I'm a lover and a crap fighter...so here's a very big 'thank you' to all the 'tards that beat me up! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMME!
Bert Posted 29 July 2006 Author Posted 29 July 2006 HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMME! Makes sense as Lookwhaticando is "from" Canada!!
lookwhaticando Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Makes sense as Lookwhaticando is "from" Canada!! I just live here
Ricey Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 It was at Primary School with a lad 2 years older than me, he thought he was 'the man' and started giving me some grief. I made him cry
Bert Posted 29 July 2006 Author Posted 29 July 2006 I just live here Thats why i had the " " because i didn't think you was from Canada, but under your avatar it says you are It was at Primary School with a lad 2 years older than me, he thought he was 'the man' and started giving me some grief. I made him cry Ricey the Bully!!
Ricey Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Ricey the Bully!! I remember my brother got him sent off once in a game (they were on the same side) by shouting at him, he flipped and went mental. The funniest thing was, that due to the lack of players I was told to get a kit on and play the rest of the game, I was only there to watch! I was 2 years younger than the rest of the players Needless to say I tore them to pieces
billabob Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Needless to say I tore them to pieces Like lambs to the slaughter i bet . . . . . .
Knighton Matt Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 I punched my best mate at school when I was 10 because my lunch box fell out my bag in the cloakroom and he kicked it into the urinal. Justified violence I think.
holly Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Yr 8 some girl was being racist towards my boyfriend so i grabbed her round the throat and pushed her against the wall! cant remember why i didnt smack her though
lookwhaticando Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Yr 8 some girl was being racist towards my boyfriend so i grabbed her round the throat and pushed her against the wall! cant remember why i didnt smack her though You probably didn't want to get into too much trouble. You shoulda decked her good and proper tho
lookwhaticando Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 I've never actually had a fight at school. I've stepped in to try to break up a couple of fights at school, but never actually hit anyone
Knighton Matt Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Yr 8 some girl was being racist towards my boyfriend so i grabbed her round the throat and pushed her against the wall! cant remember why i didnt smack her though You're a lover not a fighter?
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