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You are now in charge of this forum. Who do you ban and why?

Today I've washed my car and done a barbecue. I feel like a man. What do you do to feel like a man.

Tomorrow I take back some suits (hired) - would you say that 2 missing handkerchiefs, one large red wine stain and a now missing top shirt button is acceptable 'wear and tear'?

What is your favourite word to say/to hear?

What is your favourite colour?

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What does one do with a maths degree from Warwick?

Brazilian or Hollywood? :huh:

Do you see what all the fuss about living in London is all about?

If you could make one change to the UK tax system what would it be?

Who represents the personification of banter on FT?

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Ah... the good old days. When exactly were the 'good old days' for you. Or are you living them now? Are you living the dream? Or is the dream over, leaving you with only memories.

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I was Phube at Warwick, If you do maths you should be:

mau..

or

mav..

If not why not and what?

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Why ikokopops?

Many a moon ago, when I was but a youngster of 16 me and my friend Helen started for some reason lengthening (is that a word?) our names and calling each other by them. The end results were Helenkakakarina and Alexikokopops.

Where is the best place you've visited?

Australia was fun, I enjoyed that. In the past few months I've been to Poland and Hungary and they were both enjoyable, I'm not gonna lie

Describe yourself in 3 words!

Really awesome, fact

Where will we finish this season?

25th by the sounds of what some people think on here

Has my grammar improved? :blink:

Considerably, you've made excellent progress. Now watch me make countless mistakes in this mammoth of a post

Which FT member annoys you the most?

No one really, not even Chandler who seemed to get on a lot of people's tits. Generally if I make some kind of sarky comment to a poster it's not because they annoy me, it's just because I can word it around their post, like in your pool thread (which I've yet to read since I posted) or when I insulted Allen's grammar. It makes me chuckle.

You are now in charge of this forum. Who do you ban and why?

Everyone who's posted in the Leicester City forum since Saturday because you all depress me. This includes you, boy!!

Today I've washed my car and done a barbecue. I feel like a man. What do you do to feel like a man.

I include question marks at the ends of questions. But anyway, nothing screams "MAN" like doing everything topless. "Honey, can you do the some ironing?" "Sure, give me a couple of minutes while I remove my shirt". See, MAN. And yes, it takes me a couple of minutes to remove my shirt, I have huge rippling guns that need taking care of

Tomorrow I take back some suits (hired) - would you say that 2 missing handkerchiefs, one large red wine stain and a now missing top shirt button is acceptable 'wear and tear'?

2 missing 'kerchiefs is pushing it a bit. If you pretend the red wine is blood, and possibly return them topless, then the person behind the counter will realise your manliness and is bound to accept it, fact

What is your favourite word to say/to hear?

Jelly, preceeded by the words "Alex, I've made you some..."

What is your favourite colour?

A tricky one. Blue maybe, possible red. I've invested in a fair few yellow t=shirts recently, maybe this is my new favourite colour? Lets go for mauve.

What does one do with a maths degree from Warwick?

I have no idea, it's something that I've pondered for a long while. For the record though, I'm not just a maths boy, I do MORSE (Mathematics, Operational Research, Statistics, Economics). This makes me sound more intelligent, even though as I approach my third year I've dropped all Maths and Stats.

Brazilian or Hollywood? :huh:

To be honest I'll take what I can get

Do you see what all the fuss about living in London is all about?

No, it's big and slightly intimidating. I've been there twice this year, TWICE, and I'm not going back for a while now.

If you could make one change to the UK tax system what would it be?

People with exactly the same name as me and born on teh same day are excempt from tax. Or reduce the tax on petrol. Something like that.

Who represents the personification of banter on FT?

You and TPH do a good job at bantering away. I am a fan of Nationwider's cheeky posts he pops up with every now and again.

Maybe it's because you're all lazy layabouts who should be working, GET TO WORK

Ah... the good old days. When exactly were the 'good old days' for you. Or are you living them now? Are you living the dream? Or is the dream over, leaving you with only memories.

I'm al;ways living the dream, fact.

6th Form at school was enjoyable, I reckon that grouped with my University life to date will be the "good ol' days" when I'm that little bit older.

who is ur perfect women and why!

As in famous person-wise? I'd do Scarlett Johannssen (or however you spell her name), she was in the Spongebob Movie too, perfect. Ever the gentleman...

if u could be something for a day what would u be and why?

A penguin, they look like they have all the fun

I was Phube at Warwick, If you do maths you should be:

mau..

or

mav..

If not why not and what?

As mentioned in my answer to Matt's question I do MORSE, which is one of the Statistics department's two degrees, so I'm afraid I'm a stu... boy

Flicks, good night out or chav filled nightmare?

I went there last week for the first time in about 2 years and didn't notice many chavs, but I didn't notice much that night after discovering their latest deal: "12 shots for £10"

Generally even though it's a shithole it can be enjoyable if you're with a group of friends and drunk.

Flicks sober is a nightmare I've only experienced once, never again

Best teacher at Carres? and the worst?

Mr Davies was enjoyable in his latter years because if we watched a video in GCSE Latin he'd fall asleep, fantastic.

Miss Swain was a personal favourite though, I've yet to go into the bar she now runs with her boyfriend in the 'Ford.

Worst was Mrs Marsh, because it's always fun to call your mum the worst teacher.

If you could only participate in one of 'roasting' or 'dogging' which would it be?

I'm assuming "roasting" is Spitroasting. I'm all for that. Just call me the BBQ Masterchef

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Hahaha love it!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You coming to the Switch Alex?

There's a chance, there's a chance.

Although I will, in fact, know absolutely no one so I'll have to be on my best charm offensive.

I warn you though, ladies and sexually confused men, you will be swooning if I do.

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There's a chance, there's a chance.

Although I will, in fact, know absolutely no one so I'll have to be on my best charm offensive.

I warn you though, ladies and sexually confused men, you will be swooning if I do.

I'm easily confused :ph34r:

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