davieG Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 Only happy words and images or I'll delete them Gray skies are gonna clear up, Put on a happy face; Brush off the clouds and cheer up, Put on a happy face. Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy, It's not your style; You'll look so good that you'll be glad Ya' decide to smile! Pick out a pleasant outlook, Stick out that noble chin; Wipe off that "full of doubt" look, Slap on a happy grin! And spread sunshine all over the place, Just put on a happy face! Put on a happy face Put on a happy face And if you're feeling cross and bitterish Don't sit and whine Think of banana split and licorice And you'll feel fine I knew a girl so glooming She'd never laugh or sing She wouldn't listen to me Now she's a mean old thing So spread sunshine all over the place Just put on a happy face So, put on a happy face When your Smiling
Dr The Singh Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 Only happy words and images or I'll delete them Gray skies are gonna clear up, Put on a happy face; Brush off the clouds and cheer up, Put on a happy face. Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy, It's not your style; You'll look so good that you'll be glad Ya' decide to smile! Pick out a pleasant outlook, Stick out that noble chin; Wipe off that "full of doubt" look, Slap on a happy grin! And spread sunshine all over the place, Just put on a happy face! Put on a happy face Put on a happy face And if you're feeling cross and bitterish Don't sit and whine Think of banana split and licorice And you'll feel fine I knew a girl so glooming She'd never laugh or sing She wouldn't listen to me Now she's a mean old thing So spread sunshine all over the place Just put on a happy face So, put on a happy face When your Smiling I love you all'!!!!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 I am going to listen to Sunrise by Pulp, inspired by this thread.
lookwhaticando Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 This is a fluffy kitten I hope this meets the requirements of this topic.
Northants Fox Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 Got back home about 6:00 was fairly happy not too sure now, have let you know about that.
golden gordon Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 someone stabbed in glenfield ; firebomb in thurmaston ive only been in foxland 2 days and i'm glad to leave again and back on good old isle of wight ...................sorry forgot smiley
Rincewind Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 The Philosophers' Drinking Song Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel'] And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away-- Half a crate of whisky every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram, And René Descartes was a drunken fart. 'I drink, therefore I am.' Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, But a bugger when he's pissed.
Guest Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 The Philosophers' Drinking SongImmanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Copy and paste, eh?
Rincewind Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 Yes but I was looking for another one and nearly put the Jedi Drinking Song in.
Nationwider Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 Hello everyone. Have a nice virtual: and some virtual: on me!
Benji Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 Sunshine came softly through my a-window today Could've tripped out easy a-but I've a-changed my ways It'll take time, I know it but in a while You're gonna be mine, I know it, we'll do it in style 'Cause I made my mind up you're going to be mine I could just drink a Magners!
lookwhaticando Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 Hello everyone. Have a nice virtual: and some virtual: on me! Very accomodating of you, Nationwider. Mind if I pop around to have a real one, though?
crazy horse Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 someone stabbed in glenfield ; firebomb in thurmaston ive only been in foxland 2 days and i'm glad to leave again and back on good old isle of wight ...................sorry forgot smiley i wondered what you meant , i've only just seen it
Rincewind Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 All happy together. I have more of these smileys on my forum. Downloaded too many I think. Awkward to see all of them.
Thracian Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 someone stabbed in glenfield ; firebomb in thurmaston ive only been in foxland 2 days and i'm glad to leave again and back on good old isle of wight ...................sorry forgot smiley I wouldn't get too complacent about the Isle of Wight. I love it but last time I was there the tide was eroding the place at a rate of knots. Don't be the one left to turn out the light!
golden gordon Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 I wouldn't get too complacent about the Isle of Wight. I love it but last time I was there the tide was eroding the place at a rate of knots. Don't be the one left to turn out the light! thats true by about the year 3000 my back garden will be in the solent and the koi carp will escape
Phube Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Awwww, a thread to keep me happy!!! I'm honoured!! The world (especially Leicester) does need more happiness!!
lookwhaticando Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Awwww, a thread to keep me happy!!! I'm honoured!! The world (especially Leicester) does need more happiness!! You inspired it, Phube... it was only right to let you in on the happiness first
Rincewind Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 Anyone know what tune this is based on? Anyone under 20 scratch your head now. ..........................HOPING FOR ANOTHER PINT.................. The 2006 Team Tango musical number Words by IPJ and Wabbit melody We had 22 bars when I wrote this song We've only one now, and it won't last long. People ask when I'll go and get a proper job But every part of GBBF Is a major slog. We've got to learn a whole new place And we're losing wombles without a trace We've lost our bearings, we've lost the loos And we don't know what doors to use. CHORUS I don't care about Earls Court I'm just looking for the Volly I'm hoping for another pint I don't care about Earls Court I'm just looking for the Volly I'm hoping for another pint We've all got smelly aching feet A pint of beer is a special treat It's just another sixteen hour day But when you'r wearing orange it's the only way. Had to throw a punter out last night Completely trashed - he said he was quite alright. There's drunken punters everywhere And somehow we pretent to care. CHORUS I don't care about Earls Court I'm just looking for the Volly I'm hoping for another pint I don't care about Earls Court I'm just looking for the Volly I'm hoping for another pint Gimme just another pint.
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