Rincewind Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 Don't cheat on a woman they tend to over react at the slightest indiscretion.
The People's Hero Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 Don't cheat on a woman they tend to over react at the slightest indiscretion. The joke is on her! She can't spell BASTARD!
lookwhaticando Posted 6 September 2006 Author Posted 6 September 2006 The joke is on her! She can't spell BASTARD! I like what she did with the headlights tho. Classy. **lookwhaticando walks outside with a can of spray-paint**
lookwhaticando Posted 6 September 2006 Author Posted 6 September 2006 The joke is on her! She can't spell BASTARD! Thinking about it, she could be some kinda posh tart saying "Barstard" :laugh: That's it... this bloke was her bit of rough, a stable boy (hence the Sierra, not a classier car such as one she'd drive)... and she found out that her bit of rough (with the sierra) was having it away with someone else.
Alexikokopops Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I'm not lying, but it'd be ace to drive around in that.
The People's Hero Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I reckon the bloke painted it on himself. Word.
Alexikokopops Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I reckon the bloke painted it on himself. Word. Fo' shizzle nigga. Word.
Guest Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I have never cheated on anyone. I was once accused of it. It wasn't very nice.
Daggers Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I've cheated at monopoly, cluedo and top trumps
billabob Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I reckon the bloke painted it on himself. Word. word, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
lookwhaticando Posted 6 September 2006 Author Posted 6 September 2006 I've cheated at monopoly, cluedo and top trumps Did you sleep with Colonel Mustard? :laugh:
Alexikokopops Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 word, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite! Me and TPH are STREET. Word.
billabob Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 ' date='Sep 6 2006, 11:33 PM' post='391411']Me and TPH are STREET. Word. well im GARDEN so there!
lookwhaticando Posted 6 September 2006 Author Posted 6 September 2006 well im GARDEN so there! Not talking about your foliage are you?
billabob Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Not talking about your foliage are you? damn iv been busted
hairy Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 I once had feelings for my girlfriends Dad's coi carp. Does that count?
lcfc_jme Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 I really can't say that I have cheated on my girlfriend, infact I'm 100% sure I haven't, and I know that I won't either. Shame on all of you that have!! Bet you wouldn't like it happening to yourselces !! Seems like the majority of you have played away from home (or possibly at home ) with Disco Bob. Naughty people, stear clear of him - he may well be infected!! note: DB may well be a very healthy man with no infections and certainly no STD's. I base my statement on the mere fact that 28 of you claim to have been with him, and many more are in denial.
Daggers Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 I really can't say that I have cheated on my girlfriend, infact I'm 100% sure I haven't, and I know that I won't either. Shame on all of you that have!! Bet you wouldn't like it happening to yourselces !! Seems like the majority of you have played away from home (or possibly at home ) with Disco Bob. Naughty people, stear clear of him - he may well be infected!! note: DB may well be a very healthy man with no infections and certainly no STD's. I base my statement on the mere fact that 28 of you claim to have been with him, and many more are in denial. Sorry, can't reply at the moment...having a bit of a 'conversation' with the wife over her SIX liaisons...
Nationwider Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 The fact that Disco Bob lives with Ian Marshall only muddies the waters further.
Daggers Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 I'd been thinking I needed a bigger bed too...
lcfc_jme Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 My my. DB is in high demand. Bet he has fun during the times when he is home, what with Mrs DB and Ian Marshall both being there. But if all is true and he has been with that amount of people, how does he get the time to be at home?!?! Also, how is Mrs DB reacting to your grilling of her ?? Not best pleased about your "liaisons" I should imagine
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