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Knighton Matt

Aftershaves/Perfumes

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Sir Fynwy, I feel you should be taking note! :yesyes:

The Chanel may last till Christmas, but probably not much longer. :unsure::thumbup:

:thumbup:

He knows. I've been spraying the stuff all over me every time I go to the airport, or into a department store and saying "doesn't that smell nice". If that's not telling him, I don't know what is. :unsure:

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:thumbup:

He knows. I've been spraying the stuff all over me every time I go to the airport, or into a department store and saying "doesn't that smell nice". If that's not telling him, I don't know what is. :unsure:

Hmm, but then he's a bloke... therefore sledgehammer-type subtlety is called for! Sounds like you've made a pretty good effort so far though. ;) :laugh:

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:thumbup:

He knows. I've been spraying the stuff all over me every time I go to the airport, or into a department store and saying "doesn't that smell nice". If that's not telling him, I don't know what is. :unsure:

"Oi, bastard, buy this"? :dunno:

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Hmm, but then he's a bloke... therefore sledgehammer-type subtlety is called for! Sounds like you've made a pretty good effort so far though. ;) :laugh:

I made him help me look for the stuff when we were in the States (in case there were some bargains, you see), so he knows exactly what it is I want. :cool:

"Oi, bastard, buy this"? :dunno:

I'm a bird, not a bloke! The Finnegan approach is far too obvious. The female approach ensures that when I open up my new perfume on Xmas morning, bloke thinks that it is all his own idea, and feels rather pleased with himself and I am happy to have what I want. It's a win-win.

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"real" men neither buy nor use perfumes ; thats how women like it ( even though they coyly deny it ) :thumbup:

Damn straight Zinger. Women are attracted to our natural pheromones.

Some time when I'm a bit sweaty I can see my missus going green with desire.

PS :sick: that is lust isn't it? :unsure:

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Damn straight Zinger. Women are attracted to our natural pheromones.

Some time when I'm a bit sweaty I can see my missus going green with desire.

PS :sick: that is lust isn't it? :unsure:

;):D

you got it ;)

sex between a man and woman should smell like you've dined on smoked kippers and stilton cheese or else it just ain't right :thumbup:

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I made him help me look for the stuff when we were in the States (in case there were some bargains, you see), so he knows exactly what it is I want. :cool:

I'm a bird, not a bloke! The Finnegan approach is far too obvious. The female approach ensures that when I open up my new perfume on Xmas morning, bloke thinks that it is all his own idea, and feels rather pleased with himself and I am happy to have what I want. It's a win-win.

But he reads this forum. So you're basically using the Finnegan approach... just... blondely. :P

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:thumbup:

He knows. I've been spraying the stuff all over me every time I go to the airport, or into a department store and saying "doesn't that smell nice". If that's not telling him, I don't know what is. :unsure:

Just keep sending him links to this thread. :P

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But he reads this forum. So you're basically using the Finnegan approach... just... blondely. :P
Just keep sending him links to this thread. :P

It was part of the plan, but he's not reading this forum at the moment as a "protest".

Long story......

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It was part of the plan, but he's not reading this forum at the moment as a "protest".

Long story......

Wasn't it easier to just spark out a certain someone?

Or was that not it?

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Wasn't it easier to just spark out a certain someone?

Or was that not it?

Nail and head. I don't normally advocate violence, boys and girls. :unsure:

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I advocate necessary violence, and I think that was pretty necessary.

Well, the moment has passed. :@

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Bora da!

That's all I know! :ph34r:

I bet I've spelt it wrong an' all. :ph34r:

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Close. Bore da, but it means good morning so you were a few hours off. And greeting me. :P

I know what it meant, I used it for comic effect. :cry:

I wish I could speak Welsh.

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