Who wants to be my wench?

[kerryh]

I was awash with the unwashed.

See what I've done there?

So Kerry, cut to the chase, do you want some? Or can't you handle it?

I've handled bigger than you Mr W!

Thanks but no thanks.

[Knighton Matt]

I've handled bigger than you Mr W!

Thanks but no thanks.

Harsh but fair. Yarrrrgh!

[Fez of Mahrez]

I've handled bigger than you Mr W!

Thanks but no thanks.

Ouch!

[Janx]

Kerry... I thought you weren't the type to kiss and tell.... I say kiss. ahem

[The People's Hero]

I've handled bigger than you Mr W!

Thanks but no thanks.

TPH 0

Kezza 1

But you could show me the 'nose' trick...

TPH 1

Kezza 1

[Master Fox]

It's getting hot in here

[The People's Hero]

It's getting hot in here

You just want to be my Wench, don't you Wench?

[Master Fox]

You just want to be my Wench, don't you Wench?

Kinda

I'm not sure what I want! I'm confused

[Bert]

TPH 0

Kezza 1

But you could show me the 'nose' trick...

TPH 1

Kezza 1

[Alexikokopops]

I've got a wench.

In fact, I call her my Trophey Wench.

She has cracking chebs.

You're gonna have to get a good wench to claim bragging rights here boyo.

[The People's Hero]

I'm currently Wenchless.

I should marry a queen, then I could be Good King Wenchless.

*leaves - but refuses to apologise*

[cisono]

I'm currently Wenchless.

If you cannot find any wenches,

would a wrench do instead?

(Sorry, linguistic joke, that is all I can muster at the moment)

[lookwhaticando]

I'm currently Wenchless.

I should marry a queen, then I could be Good King Wenchless.

*leaves - but refuses to apologise*

I nominate cisono.

If you cannot find any wenches,

would a wrench do instead?

(Sorry, linguistic joke, that is all I can muster at the moment)

His jokes are sometimes better than that, so I'm sure you'd do a good job laughing at them.

[davieG]

You could always play the Wench game whilst your waiting for volunteers

The reviews in German unfortunately, but there's always the pictures

[davieG]

Here's something for Ken, are they real ales

[Alexikokopops]

You could always play the Wench game whilst your waiting for volunteers

The reviews in German unfortunately, but there's always the pictures

A snip at £9.99

[cisono]

I nominate cisono.

Don't think you can nominate someone else...

And I did not put my name forward!

His jokes are sometimes better than that, so I'm sure you'd do a good job laughing at them.

Are you trying to get rid of me?

[Libertine]

Don't wanna be your monkey wench...

You b'stard. If I was one earlier I would have been in there like a shot.

[lookwhaticando]

Don't think you can nominate someone else...

But I did... so

And I did not put my name forward!

Are you trying to get rid of me?

You should. It's a good job. The pay is good. The jokes are hilarious.

And you never know, blowjobbery could be fun too.

[cisono]

The position still has not been filled.

Are no women interested?

I have got the answer to your problem:

Get one of these

Light Emitting Shirts

• They seem to attract ladies
  
• You like outrageous shirts
  

[The People's Hero]

Wow.. They DO seem to attract ladies!

[lookwhaticando]

Wow.. They DO seem to attract ladies!

Nah... they're just blokes in wigs.

Sorry to burst all of ye's bubbles.

[The People's Hero]

People say I'm the life of the party, cos I tell a joke or two.

[cisono]

People say I'm the life of the party, cos I tell a joke or two.

Go to parties then. There must be interested ladies there...

[Alexikokopops]

People say I'm the life of the party, cos I tell a joke or two.

Although I may be laughing loud and hearty, deep inside I'm blue