The People's Hero Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Come on then, wenches. Orderly queue please. You will be marked on the following criteria * Laughing at my jokes * Not laughing at my penis * Not laughing at other people's jokes * Encouraging and not discouraging me to drink * Pirate baiting * Deck scrubbing * Blowjobbery
Milky Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 i know a man in a bear suit who might be interested
The People's Hero Posted 21 September 2006 Author Posted 21 September 2006 Don't wanna be your monkey wench... That reminds me - if any monkeys fancy applying, as long as you apply enough make up and keep the banana eating to a minimum. You'll be okay. Faeces throwing won't do you any favours, but you won't be marked down on it either.
Dr The Singh Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Come on then, wenches. Orderly queue please. You will be marked on the following criteria * Laughing at my jokes * Not laughing at my penis * Not laughing at other people's jokes * Encouraging and not discouraging me to drink * Pirate baiting * Deck scrubbing * Blowjobbery Is it in that order????
The People's Hero Posted 21 September 2006 Author Posted 21 September 2006 Look he has an incredibly small penis You might be the only applicant so far mate - but you just broke the golden rule. Sorry.
Daggers Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 It appears there is a spelling mistake in this thread - there is an 'i' where a ' should be. The thread should read: laughing at my pen's
The People's Hero Posted 21 September 2006 Author Posted 21 September 2006 It appears there is a spelling mistake in this thread - there is an 'i' where a ' should be. The thread should read: laughing at my pen's Yeah... Don't laugh at my pen's ill-fitting lid. That pen has been a good servant. Ok so the lid doesn't match. So what?
Daggers Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Yeah... Don't laugh at my pen's ill-fitting lid. That pen has been a good servant. Ok so the lid doesn't match. So what? You can see a doctor, jews have their pen lids removed when they're young. I had mine taken away when I was 16.
davieG Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Yeah... Don't laugh at my pen's ill-fitting lid. That pen has been a good servant. Ok so the lid doesn't match. So what? As long as you always ensure there is a lid on it you wont suffer from any long lasting consequences. Protection is vital for all pen's
Janx Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Yeah... Don't laugh at my pen's ill-fitting lid. That pen has been a good servant. Ok so the lid doesn't match. So what? You've still got your lid then? I nearly lost my lid in a bit of sexual overplay once... anyway, I like the cut of yer gib...oh sorry forgot, you've still got your lid!!
Master Fox Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 You might be the only applicant so far mate - but you just broke the golden rule. Sorry. I'm sorry. What I meant was you have a nice haircut
The Don Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Don't they have holes in pen's lids nowadays, to stop you from choking if you get one stuck in your throat??
The People's Hero Posted 21 September 2006 Author Posted 21 September 2006 The position still has not been filled. Are no women interested?
Master Fox Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Don't they have holes in pen's lids nowadays, to stop you from choking if you get one stuck in your throat?? I thought the holes in pen lids were designed so that people could whistle through them?
Daggers Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Maybe they are waiting for some wooing and poetry and shit? Maybe this is the wrong forum for wenches, maybe you should try The Wenches Guild
Daggers Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 There again, looking at Wench Wear, maybe you should try looking for a harlot or somesuch instead of a wench.
The People's Hero Posted 21 September 2006 Author Posted 21 September 2006 Imagine ripping all THOSE clothes off. Imagine even wanting to. Actually, don't. Alright - I'll cast my net a little wider. Wench wanted. Harlots, floosies and common whores considered.
Daggers Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 Harlots, floosies and common whores considered. Wise choice, the House of Harlot seems a much better place than The Wenches Guild
Milky Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 I'll put my name down for it not back on the "it" subject again
Master Fox Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 not back on the "it" subject again What's a wench?
kerryh Posted 21 September 2006 Posted 21 September 2006 The position still has not been filled. Are no women interested? Oh how the times have changed! I remember your Mr Leicester days, when the wench's were flocking.
The People's Hero Posted 21 September 2006 Author Posted 21 September 2006 Oh how the times have changed! I remember your Mr Leicester days, when the wench's were flocking. I was awash with the unwashed. See what I've done there? So Kerry, cut to the chase, do you want some? Or can't you handle it?
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