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The People's Hero

Who wants to be my wench?

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' date='Sep 21 2006, 10:16 PM' post='400982']

Although I may be laughing loud and hearty, deep inside I'm blue

I am sooo dark blue, I am nearly black :unsure:

Posted
' date='Sep 21 2006, 10:16 PM' post='400982']

Although I may be laughing loud and hearty, deep inside I'm blue

So take a good look at my face

You'll see my smile looks out of place

If you look closer it's easy to trace

The tracks of my tears

What a tune!

Posted

Although I may be laughing loud and hearty, deep inside I'm blue

In what sense is the colour being used here?

Blue as in die-hard Leicester City fan?

Blue as in eroticism?

Blue as the in the perceived colour of sadness and depression?

:mellow:

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So take a good look at my face

You'll see my smile looks out of place

If you look closer it's easy to trace

The tracks of my tears

What a tune!

It's my favourite kareoke tune behind "Your Song" and features promenantly on my drunken singing playlist on iTunes :)

Can't go wrong with a bit of Smokey Robinson avec the Miricles

Posted
' date='Sep 21 2006, 10:19 PM' post='400990']

It's my favourite kareoke tune behind "Your Song" and features promenantly on my drunken singing playlist on iTunes :)

Can't go wrong with a bit of Smokey Robinson avec the Miricles

You're SO right.

Posted

That reminds me - if any monkeys fancy applying, as long as you apply enough make up and keep the banana eating to a minimum. You'll be okay.

Faeces throwing won't do you any favours, but you won't be marked down on it either.

What are you implying here TPH? I know you have a soft spot for primates like myself.

I won't be your wench, but if you beat the monkey drum, I'll be your Monk. All I require is an endless supply of bananas and some good firm branches to swing on. Lets face it - you aint gonna get a wench - this is the best you gonna get. Bitch.

Posted
Agadoo-doo-doo,

Push pineapple shake a tree,

Agadoo-doo-doo,

Push pineapple, grind coffee.

What a tune!

Whatever floats yer boat.....
Posted

Will it help me to attract wenches?

Hey, it might do as they might feel sorry for you dangling helplessly in the air.

Posted

I find it amusing that on the main board index, it looks like the answer to "Who wants to be my wench?" is whoever has posted last in this thread.

Doh.

YAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :pirate:

ie you? :P

Oops, no, it's me right now :whistle:

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