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Celebrities you could give a clip round the ear?

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Graham Norton - Unfunny, whimpering muglet.

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Sara Cox - Wasn't funny as a 'ladette' and how she ever got a national radio show is still on of the crimes of last century.

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Dave Spikey - Phoenix nights must have made him believe he was funny, yet he is the biggest embarrassement on that 8 out of 10 cats, he goes off on stupidly long stories like an old man and has yet to make me even smile.

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I agree on both counts.

That O'Grady??? guy. He's from Liverpool.

Birkenhead, actually.

I'm not a great fan either.

He's marginally more tolerable than Sharon Osbourne, though..

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Because of her, I think I'm fat.

Whinging cow.

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Is it just me whos annoyed by Ricky Gervais?

It's just you. :whistle:

Paris Hilton

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What the hell did she do to become famous, apart from [allegedly] shag everyone she can get her hands on?

She aint that attractive either, she looks to be made entirely from synthetic materials such as silicone and PVC. :ph34r:

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Oh, you want them named individually? I can't...I'll stick at celebrities . The whole ****ing lot of them.

Why?

I couldn't give a toss about what Geldoff thinks about fashion, or why Macca couldn't finish his symphony because of grief for his first wife, or why Hollywood believes we shouldn't drive big cars anymore, or who has had an arse-tuck...or any of it.

Make this a better thread...point out a celebrity that isn't a vapid ball of angst and hypocrisy...

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It's just you. :whistle:

Paris Hilton

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What the hell did she do to become famous, apart from [allegedly] shag everyone she can get her hands on?

She aint that attractive either, she looks to be made entirely from synthetic materials such as silicone and PVC. :ph34r:

F'ckin slag of a human being, good old Frankie Lampard telling her to get to f'ck lol

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No!

One has to add 'vapid' and 'talentless bitch' to any description of that little threepenny tart...

F'ckin vapid talentless bitch who is a slag of a human being, and a threepenny tart of the scankiest order.

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F'ckin vapid talentless bitch who is a slag of a human being, and a threepenny tart of the scankiest order.

Couldn't have said it better myself...

... I usually suffice with "a right slapper" but this is much more concise. ;)

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F'ckin vapid talentless bitch who is a slag of a human being, and a threepenny tart of the scankiest order.

Now you're talking my language, (it's not a language recognised by the UN but a living breathing one none the less). :thumbup:

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Please narrow this down as I don't want to type out a list of several thousand names. Could we not just go for Celebrities whose names begin with 'A' that need a clip round the ear?

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After watching wife swap and loose women :ph34r: i'd love to drop a slab or 10 on his head..

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After watching wife swap and loose women :ph34r: i'd love to drop a slab or 10 on his head..

Give me a call if it doesn't do the job and I'll pop round with a hammer :D

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Give me a call if it doesn't do the job and I'll pop round with a hammer :D

It'll do the job, no doubt mate!

Just keep your thoughts to yourself when, they're like that mate. times change. (John McCririck, not u Disco Bob)

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After watching wife swap and loose women :ph34r: i'd love to drop a slab or 10 on his head..

i'd like to drop slabs on him and this annoying hamster faced gimp off of loose women:

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she went out with chris evans don't you know? :rolleyes:

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i'd like to drop slabs on him and this annoying hamster faced gimp off of loose women:

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she went out with chris evans don't you know? :rolleyes:

1) Who the hell is that?

2) She did well to pull a bloke like Chris Evans... she's more mingin' than he is! :laugh:

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