A long time FT member Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 My alter ego is looking for ideas for revenge on my ex boss. Knowing how devious you lot can be, I am appealling for (legal) but effective ideas on retribution. I am adding him to every junk mail list I know, and a few other post related things but I need some inspiration.... Many thanks
Suffolk_fox Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 I once worked for a real bitch of a boss - one of the girls who left wrote her mobile number on many bits of brightly coloured card and left them in strategically chosen phone boxes in Norwich...
Daggers Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 Staplegun their eyelids to two fighting fish then immerse them in a bath of piranhas....oh, hang on... *puts down American Psycho* Err...prank phone call?
Lemon Harpic Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 Foment a violent anarcho-communist revolution, and laugh as your ex-boss is hung from a lamppost.
Head Honcho Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 My alter ego is looking for ideas for revenge on my ex boss. Knowing how devious you lot can be, I am appealling for (legal) but effective ideas on retribution. I am adding him to every junk mail list I know, and a few other post related things but I need some inspiration.... Many thanks Find out the password for their PC or wait till they go to the bog without logging off and then send to all a tasty email staing their distaste for all things to do with the company and the managers who run it. It should take security no more the 20 minutes to escort them from the premises. .......well thats how long it took when a mate of mine did it!
Daggers Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 Foment a violent anarcho-communist revolution, and laugh as your ex-boss is hung from a lamppost. Or, form a fascist organisation, appoint them head, lose a war and laugh as your ex-boss is hung from a lamppost.
Swedging Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 Almost all retribution is not legal - but you need to give some clues about what they do if you want any suggestions that might give us something to go on to create effective, visible, pain.
Rincewind Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 Do nothing but let him be aware that you might do something. The fear of the unknown is often worse than what actually happens.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 Staplegun their eyelids to two fighting fish then immerse them in a bath of piranhas....oh, hang on... *puts down American Psycho* Err...prank phone call? *picks up American Psycho* Stick a rat up her fanny and saw her in half while it tries to get out?
Suffolk_fox Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 If he is an ex boss, I am presuming you can't get access to their pc - unless you are a hacker or ace IT whizzz... Banana up exhaust pipe? Sending off for special edition plates and samurai swords on approval etc? Writing 'CNUT' in big letters in salt on his lawn/company lawn? (kills grass, making it pretty permanent...)
Bert Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 Or just have s**t and post it through his letterbox.
cisono Posted 1 November 2006 Posted 1 November 2006 My alter ego is looking for ideas for revenge on my ex boss. Knowing how devious you lot can be, I am appealling for (legal) but effective ideas on retribution. I am adding him to every junk mail list I know, and a few other post related things but I need some inspiration.... Many thanks Revenge is just a waste of time and energy. On the other hand, if you don't take revenge (and try to harbour nice thoughts), they will most likely worry themselves to near-death wondering what you are up to anyway!
Daggers Posted 2 November 2006 Posted 2 November 2006 Or just have s**t and post it through his letterbox. Just don't try to piss through the letter box :pinch:
lookwhaticando Posted 2 November 2006 Posted 2 November 2006 The threat is often more effective than the actual revenge. If you can somehow lead them to think you're going to do something nasty, you'll have them on edge. If they're particularly flaky, this will be more than enough... ... then again, actually getting revenge is often worth the effort.
Rincewind Posted 2 November 2006 Posted 2 November 2006 Quote: "Just don't try to piss through the letter box " Especially if you are male and the letter-box is spring-loaded.
gatesheadfox Posted 2 November 2006 Posted 2 November 2006 shit in a jiffy bag and post it, with a return address (say from someone they like) written on the back
Wycombe Fox Posted 2 November 2006 Posted 2 November 2006 Or just have s**t and post it through his letterbox. Hey bertfox - you're not the Phantom Carriage Crapper are you?
Janx Posted 2 November 2006 Posted 2 November 2006 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team OR I can send a few "associates" round in a mark 2 cortina with baseball bats and sheepskins.
Daggers Posted 2 November 2006 Posted 2 November 2006 get some hired goons That's the idea, kill them with comedy
cisono Posted 2 November 2006 Posted 2 November 2006 Quote: "Just don't try to piss through the letter box " Especially if you are male and the letter-box is spring-loaded. You have certainly thought this through.. or are you talking from experience?
Katy Posted 3 November 2006 Posted 3 November 2006 That's the idea, kill them with comedy I knew someone would do this but it's still funny
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