Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 "Who died?" "When's it due?" Anyone asked either of these, or something similar, and regretted it?
lookwhaticando Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 "Where you from originally?" Made myself look a right twat asking someone that only to find out they were local.
Phube Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 At work:- Me: "I'll just go and tell your Dad what's happening." Female Patient: "He's my boyfriend!" Bugger... :pinch:
Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 November 2006 Author Posted 8 November 2006 At work:- Me: "I'll just go and tell your Dad what's happening." Female Patient: "He's my boyfriend!" Bugger... :pinch: :laugh:
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 Mr Doherty don't you think it would be better all round if you gave the kilo of smack to me?
Janx Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 At work:- Me: "I'll just go and tell your Dad what's happening." Female Patient: "He's my boyfriend!" Bugger... :pinch: ahem.... ME:(to TPHs Brother) Wasn't your wife with us before HIM: WIfe...its my daughter! Whoops!!! Mind you he should be flattered that I thought he looked so young!!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 November 2006 Author Posted 8 November 2006 ahem.... ME:(to TPHs Brother) Wasn't your wife with us before HIM: WIfe...its my daughter! Whoops!!! Mind you he should be flattered that I thought he looked so young!! Bloody hell, how old can he be that you mistook his daughter for his wife?? I thought he was only about 30??
Janx Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 Bloody hell, how old can he be that you mistook his daughter for his wife?? I thought he was only about 30?? Perhaps his daughter looked older than her years?
The People's Hero Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 He is 36! That's 36 exclamation mark. Not 36 factorial.
Janx Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 He is 36! That's 36 exclamation mark. Not 36 factorial. He's younger than me!! (two exclamation marks) How old IS his daughter? My son is only 4 and a half!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 November 2006 Author Posted 8 November 2006 He's younger than me!! (two exclamation marks) How old IS his daughter? My son is only 4 and a half! I think she might be a bit too old for your son.
The Don Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 In a car, with some friends from work, was going to the pub and the radio was on. The news was reporting a suicide. I made some comment about how it was such an easy way out and their selfish blah blah blah. Then looked at my mate in the front, who went ashen white. Then remembering that her dad had topped himself, less than a month before.
Phube Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 In a car, with some friends from work, was going to the pub and the radio was on. The news was reporting a suicide. I made some comment about how it was such an easy way out and their selfish blah blah blah. Then looked at my mate in the front, who went ashen white. Then remembering that her dad had topped himself, less than a month before. :pinch: Not good....
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