Daggers Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 A town full of people who's squashed, bitter faces gave someone the idea of making a trouser press. "Where shall I put them?" thought the inventor. He noticed that Corby alcoholics were quite literally everywhere..."I know" he said "I'll put my trouser presses everywhere too". This is a true story. Fact.
cisono Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 A town full of people who's squashed, bitter faces gave someone the idea of making a trouser press. "Where shall I put them?" thought the inventor. He noticed that Corby alcoholics were quite literally everywhere..."I know" he said "I'll put my trouser presses everywhere too". This is a true story. Fact. What did you have for breakfast?
Daggers Posted 20 November 2006 Author Posted 20 November 2006 What did you have for breakfast? Breakfast is for wimps. I eat a handful of nails.
cisono Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 Breakfast is for wimps. I eat a handful of nails. That might explain it then
Daggers Posted 20 November 2006 Author Posted 20 November 2006 For those who would like to know more about Corby: Northamptonshire Guides Corby Borough Council You may like to note how the websites are two of the worst you are likely to see on the internet!
cisono Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 For those who would like to know more about Corby: Northamptonshire Guides Corby Borough Council You may like to note how the websites are two of the worst you are likely to see on the internet! Eek! :pinch:
hairy Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 I have a mate who lives in Corby, he is English. All I can say is never, never, never go out for a night in Corby.
hairy Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 Is Corby a bit like Coventry then?? :pinch: No worse. Much worse.
The People's Hero Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 I'll have a cheap day return to Alfreton. I'll have one too. And a bunch of your finest grapes please, sir. What do you mean you don't sell grapes? *slap* Ar sehole.
lcfc_jme Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 No worse. Much worse. Jesus Christ that's frightening. :pinch: **Note to self: Never EVER visit Corby**
The People's Hero Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 I went to Hornby once. Except when I got there I realised it wasn't a place.. I'd just inadvertantly stuffed myself in a small box full of miniature trains and tracks and what appeared to be STANDUPANDSING masturbating in the corner. I'd prefer to go to Corby. Although Sca' lex tric is supposed to be nice this time of year.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 Corby is the biggest focking shithole in the arse-end of a world of rubbishbollockness.
stez Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 doesn't corby-in-northamtonshire have it's own special accent thats a weird mixture of scots/northants/scotch?
filbertway Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 I went to Hornby once. Except when I got there I realised it wasn't a place.. I'd just inadvertantly stuffed myself in a small box full of miniature trains and tracks and what appeared to be STANDUPANDSING masturbating in the corner. I'd prefer to go to Corby. Although Sca' lex tric is supposed to be nice this time of year. HAHA Sig material
cisono Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 I have no idea where Corby is. And I probably would like it to stay that way
The People's Hero Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 HAHA Sig material Possibly worth a vote for 'post of the year'...?....
Craig Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 **** awful place, i wouldn't wish it on anyone to live there. **** load of plastic scottish chavs. That's all it is, a place where crime is the norm, and teachers want 11 year old girls behind the bike sheds for a bit of TLC if you get my drift? I'm not biased though, i'm simply from Kettering.
sackmycook Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 **** awful place, i wouldn't wish it on anyone to live there. **** load of plastic scottish chavs. That's all it is, a place where crime is the norm, and teachers want 11 year old girls behind the bike sheds for a bit of TLC if you get my drift? I'm not biased though, i'm simply from Kettering. but anyway is there potential to increase our fanbase in Northants?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 but anyway is there potential to increase our fanbase in Northants? Majorly.
Craig Posted 22 November 2006 Posted 22 November 2006 but anyway is there potential to increase our fanbase in Northants? Yes, not Scotland.
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