Head Honcho Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 The kids of today find Condoms hard to come by! (pardon the pun) Funny how they don't find it that difficult to get their hands on a nine bar, some pills or a few grams of Charlie! But a few condoms no chance The majority of teenage pregnancy's are the result of kids not giving a damn about the consequences. It has nothing to do with not having access to condoms or poor sex education
Dr The Singh Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 The kids of today find Condoms hard to come by! (pardon the pun) Funny how they don't find it that difficult to get their hands on a nine bar, some pills or a few grams of Charlie! But a few condoms no chance The majority of teenage pregnancy's are the result of kids not giving a damn about the consequences. It has nothing to do with not having access to condoms or poor sex education Agreed!! Most pubs and clubs have them in loos, and there free from the family planning clinic!!!!
Janx Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 The kids of today find Condoms hard to come by! (pardon the pun) Funny how they don't find it that difficult to get their hands on a nine bar, some pills or a few grams of Charlie! But a few condoms no chance The majority of teenage pregnancy's are the result of kids not giving a damn about the consequences. It has nothing to do with not having access to condoms or poor sex education You said it Brother Allen... REVOLUTION WOLFIE!!
lookwhaticando Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 I think the sensible alternative to rubber johnies is to get these kids absolutely pissed out of their brain to the point of sexual uselessness. That'll stop 'em dead in their tracks.
The People's Hero Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 I don't suffer from brewer's droop! Hurrah!
Dr The Singh Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 I don't suffer from brewer's droop! Hurrah! Nor do I, infact it makes me more randy etc!!!!!
Master Fox Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 I thought Condoms were only made to do this...???
Head Honcho Posted 6 December 2006 Author Posted 6 December 2006 I thought Condoms were only made to do this...??? That's probably why there's a shortage
cisono Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 Agreed!! Most pubs and clubs have them in loos, and there free from the family planning clinic!!!! Also free at college...
Milky Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 I want some free condoms. They should hand some leicester ones out before the next game, sod those silly flags. it could be the "stay up with leicester" campaign or something.
The People's Hero Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 Free to LCFC ST Holders. Tired of getting shafted by Leicester? Why not shaft someone special, on us?! Enjoy.
Dr The Singh Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 Free to LCFC ST Holders. Tired of getting shafted by Leicester? Why not shaft someone special, on us?! Enjoy. The fans will probably end up throwing them at the players and RK, after the game, now that would be hilarious!!!
The People's Hero Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 They could have a performa condom for Elvis, slow him down a bit, he might even stay onside.
Dr The Singh Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 They could have a performa condom for Elvis, slow him down a bit, he might even stay onside. I'll contact durex and see what they can do!!!! They've come back and said, that were better off using the start-stop technique to slow him down!!!
Milky Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 perhaps it would stop hughes from the "pulling out" of the tackle
lookwhaticando Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 perhaps it would stop hughes from the "pulling out" of the tackle Aye. A bit of protection would do him no end of good. Bloody ponce.
cisono Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 I want some free condoms. You must be feeling better then?
Shum Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 You must be feeling better then? Imagine if Durex released The Dion Dublin range!
Manwell Pablo Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 Imagine if Durex released The Dion Dublin range! Could be pretty nasty when you put it a couple of inches wide.
The People's Hero Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 You must be feeling better then? I bet it would make me feel better!
lookwhaticando Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 Could be pretty nasty when you put it a couple of inches wide. Or just over the bar... Girl: Ouch, my eye!!! :pinch: Dion condom wielding guy: shit, missed again.
davieG Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 Imagine if Durex released The Dion Dublin range! that have to strap line them with 'Loose Fit'
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