Master Fox Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Jus think of Megson nude and it will make you will vommit and poo, maybe at the same time!!!! I love when that happens. It usually means you've had a good night!
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Jus think of Megson nude and it will make you will vommit and poo, maybe at the same time!!!! I've always wanted to film my own porno - I think you just gave me the subject material.
Dr The Singh Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 I've always wanted to film my own porno - I think you just gave me the subject material. What is that then??? A porno where all the cast are 'gingers', catering for the ginger porn industry........good idea!! Anyway, i'm glad I could help!!!
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 What is that then??? A porno where all the cast are 'gingers', catering for the ginger porn industry........good idea!!
Master Fox Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Yeah that's all very well until you see her ginger muff. It's the most horrible sight, but she looks like the type who would keep it nice and trim. So we're ok.
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Yeah that's all very well until you see her ginger muff. It's the most horrible sight, but she looks like the type who would keep it nice and trim. So we're ok. Indeed. Nothing heavier than a dollop of the lightest cream on a tasty scon.
Alexikokopops Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Yep! Vidal Sassoon 'Wash and Go' - that's the play on words - geddit? I didn't realise Vidal Sassoon made Wash and Go
James. Posted 20 February 2009 Author Posted 20 February 2009 Noticed some slightly anti-toilet reading comments in the How was your day thread. Not impressed. Currently in my toilet are the following: Motson's World Cup Extravaganza (facts and anecdotes on previous World Cups) Talking Dirty (a dictionary of rude words) The Rough Guide To Poker The Mini Rough Guide to London Why did Arsene Wenger cross the road? (a football joke book) How mumbo jumbo conquered the world (a look at why the world is so stupid and shit)
cisono Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 I always take the newspaper on the shitter. the thing is... what (if anything) do you do with it? I have a feeling many people take a paper in with them, but just pretend to be reading it
Tilley Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 the thing is... what (if anything) do you do with it?I have a feeling many people take a paper in with them, but just pretend to be reading it Read it?
Brainy Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 You could have been doing the crossword I guess.
BoneDog Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 If you sit on the toilet for about an hour, your shit turns into a one wipe. I'm catching up on this thread. It's only 2nite been drawn to my attention.
BoneDog Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 I love when that happens. It usually means you've had a good night! I vomited and pooed (at the same time) after Huddersfield away. First time ever and it was violent (trust me, you wouldn't of wanted to be me). Afterwards I knew I was hardcore. About 3 in the morn after an hours kip. Combination of 8th green, newcy browns, lager and numerous different burgers/sarnies. Great days Eddie, great days
welck12 Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 "A Year on the Bog" by Andy McBean i feel is an essential toilet reading material. I mentioned it i another thread, but its about a guy who records everytime he goes the toilet for a whole year. he records the content and the time taken for every visit. Plus he's a huge watford fan so there's plenty of football related incidents in there. As well as all the statistics for his year and plenty of random toilet stats throughout. A throughly enjoyable read
Master Fox Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Currently in my toilet reading material: How to give up smoking the easy way PQ magazine Gap year travel magazine Orange Phone bill
cisono Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Read it? Don't you get sore from sitting there so long? Or start getting numb legs from nerve compression at the back of the thighs? (unless you have a very comfy toilet seat, that is...)
James. Posted 20 February 2009 Author Posted 20 February 2009 There are few more satisfying things in life then a good read on the toilet followed by the victorious one wipe.
welck12 Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 There are few more satisfying things in life then a good read on the toilet followed by the victorious one wipe. (unless you have a very comfy toilet seat, that is...) Esp with a comfy toilet seat, with one of them fluffy covers on to avoid the "shock" from the cold seat
cisono Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Esp with a comfy toilet seat, with one of them fluffy covers on to avoid the "shock" from the cold seat Ah you see, never had that. I come from a big family. We only had 1 bathroom when until I was about 10 and even with 3 bathrooms in the later years, we still had major wars over bathroom time, so no way could we afford to have anyone spend too much time in there...
BoneDog Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 "A Year on the Bog" by Andy McBean i feel is an essential toilet reading material. Andy McBean, I used to read his books. Hardcore SAS shit. There was one where they were in Africa somewhere and this tribal bloke ate one of his mates livers. That's what you call 'gangster'.
welck12 Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Ah you see, never had that. I come from a big family. We only had 1 bathroom when until I was about 10 and even with 3 bathrooms in the later years, we still had major wars over bathroom time, so no way could we afford to have anyone spend too much time in there... Ah but with the big family surely you must have had the pre-warmed seat on a regular basis then? Ahhh the joys of wasting many an hour sat on the toilet reading...
welck12 Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Andy McBean, I used to read his books. Hardcore SAS shit. There was one where they were in Africa somewhere and this tribal bloke ate one of his mates livers. That's what you call 'gangster'. Thats Andy McNabb, different fella
welck12 Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Joy of Life #1 ?Surely not #1 no, top 5? quite possibly
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