James. Posted 20 February 2009 Author Posted 20 February 2009 #1 no, top 5? quite possibly It was the first in a series of simple pleasures. Not necessarily the best simple pleasure, just the first one I drew attention to. The second was beds. There was no third.
cisono Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 It was the first in a series of simple pleasures. Not necessarily the best simple pleasure, just the first one I drew attention to.The second was beds. There was no third. I was wondering about that
CosbehFox Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Or start getting numb legs from nerve compression at the back of the thighs?(unless you have a very comfy toilet seat, that is...) I do. I have been known to sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. Normally around 6pm.
cisono Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 #1 no, top 5? quite possibly I guess it depends on how much you value your poo (so to speak)? Hmm for me it's more... I would hate not to have to go. ie lack of evacuation is a pain, but I kind of take it (going) for granted
Zingari Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 we all know what you're really doing in there
welck12 Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 I guess it depends on how much you value your poo (so to speak)?Hmm for me it's more... I would hate not to have to go. ie lack of evacuation is a pain, but I kind of take it (going) for granted Like James said before its one of the "simple" pleasures. Of course plenty of better things to do, but going the toilet is a necesssity, thus reading on the toilet makes it a pleasure and one of the most simplest. Only other simple pleasures i can think that beat it are a cuppa or having a nap. But valueing of poo (so to speak) is a completlty different topic
skinnydipper Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Don't you get sore from sitting there so long?Or start getting numb legs from nerve compression at the back of the thighs? (unless you have a very comfy toilet seat, that is...) Oh yeah. I've had that from sitting on the throne for too long. Pins and needles - in two legs it's dangerous, sat on the pot , legs turned to jelly, barely able to stand up and wondering if I'll ever walk again.
Edmund Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 + I don't finish till the problem is solved as well. Can take a while.....
Zingari Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 i sometimes have to work it out with a pencil as well
GLC Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Lord Of The Rings, The Return Of The King at the moment
Bert Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 With the way these past 2 days have gone, I could've read 4 autobiography's.
Daggers Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 With the way these past 2 days have gone, I could've read 4 autobiography's. Nice mental image you've given me just before the Chinese arrives
Webbo Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Ah but with the big family surely you must have had the pre-warmed seat on a regular basis then? There's nothing worse than a warm seat.
Cobbo Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 I might go for a dump in a mo actually. What reading material to take...
skinnydipper Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 The P.S.P , Pro Evolution and a warm seat
cisono Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Like James said before its one of the "simple" pleasures. Of course plenty of better things to do, but going the toilet is a necesssity, thus reading on the toilet makes it a pleasure and one of the most simplest. Only other simple pleasures i can think that beat it are a cuppa or having a nap. I guess it's also a new / modern simple pleasure too. Relatively a short while ago in the history of mankind, we didn't have newspapers or printed stuff or even writing as we know it. Or even toilets, of course. My guess is that humans would spend as little time as possible in the vicinity of their equivalent of a toilet, particularly if any wild animals were likely to be around...
CosbehFox Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 TBF, a while ago your throne was in your back garden. So you didn't take too long having a no.2.
Daggers Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 I guess it's also a new / modern simple pleasure too.Relatively a short while ago in the history of mankind, we didn't have newspapers or printed stuff or even writing as we know it. Or even toilets, of course. My guess is that humans would spend as little time as possible in the vicinity of their equivalent of a toilet, particularly if any wild animals were likely to be around... Medieval toilets were places of communal gossip and frivolity
Bluefoxtim Posted 20 February 2009 Posted 20 February 2009 Who takes 10 minutes a day? If its a slippy one it's more like 10 seconds. Taken until 11.11pm but that is the first thing that has made me really laugh today!
purpleronnie Posted 21 February 2009 Posted 21 February 2009 I've never understood why people read on the toilet, I guess if you have a house full of kids its a way to escape, otherwise its just weird.
DB11 Posted 21 February 2009 Posted 21 February 2009 I've never understood why people read on the toilet, I guess if you have a house full of kids its a way to escape, otherwise its just weird.
BoneDog Posted 21 February 2009 Posted 21 February 2009 I usually read on the settee or in bed. On the bog my routine is normally Poo, Wipe and wash.
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