cisono Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 How can anyone sit on the toilet for 10 minutes without restricting blood flow to the legs and feet?
Janx Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 mine is like a library Best reads in there are:- Timewaster letters QI Pedants Revolt Pedants return Darwin Awards (my personal fave) Grumpy Old men Fossils and Foxes The Seven secrets of Highly succesful people Paul Mckenna's I can make you thin Paul Mackennas Change your life Next Directory
cisono Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 mine is like a library Best reads in there are:- Timewaster letters QI Pedants Revolt Pedants return Darwin Awards (my personal fave) Grumpy Old men Fossils and Foxes The Seven secrets of Highly succesful people Paul Mckenna's I can make you thin Paul Mackennas Change your life Next Directory You must spend lots of time in there!!!!
Janx Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 You must spend lots of time in there!!!! A bit like Singhy, its a retreat more than something that "has" to be done, more of a reference library to pick up and put down for 10-20 mins
kerryh Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 mine is like a library Best reads in there are:- Timewaster letters QI Pedants Revolt Pedants return Darwin Awards (my personal fave) Grumpy Old men Fossils and Foxes The Seven secrets of Highly succesful people Paul Mckenna's I can make you thin Paul Mackennas Change your life Next Directory That's so bleurgh - how can you ever expect anyone else to flick through that after you've read it on the toilet?
Janx Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 That's so bleurgh - how can you ever expect anyone else to flick through that after you've read it on the toilet? exactly!! keeps the bills down!
cisono Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 exactly!! keeps the bills down! Extreme measures!!!
Smudge Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 This thread reminds me of Seinfeld and the "The Bookstore" episode where George is made to pay for the bathroom book.........classic.
Monk Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 Its all about a game of Midnight Pool on my phone. It always lasts just the right amount of time too!
James. Posted 16 January 2007 Author Posted 16 January 2007 Its all about a game of Midnight Pool on my phone. It always lasts just the right amount of time too! tetris is a good one too, especially when you're in the mood for a good half hour session.
Monk Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 tetris is a good one too, especially when you're in the mood for a good half hour session. Yes but bear in mind that I had the Chicken Phaal at Wetherspoons curry club last Thursday and there really have not been many half hour sessions since then!
Milky Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 do you lot not push the shit out at all or something? Sounds like you just let gravity do the work.
Monk Posted 16 January 2007 Posted 16 January 2007 do you lot not push the shit out at all or something? Sounds like you just let gravity do the work. No, I let curry burn its own way out. And it does so rather efficiently I'll have you know.
James. Posted 16 January 2007 Author Posted 16 January 2007 Yes but bear in mind that I had the Chicken Phaal at Wetherspoons curry club last Thursday and there really have not been many half hour sessions since then! Yeah you're lucky to get to the toilet in time after one of those bad boys.
Daggers Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 I now have to share my toilets, one of them I share with the family and the other one I share with a load of garden equipment. Consequently, I only have time for a Soduku puzzle and not a decent read. Sods.
lookwhaticando Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 I now have to share my toilets, one of them I share with the family and the other one I share with a load of garden equipment.Consequently, I only have time for a Soduku puzzle and not a decent read. Sods. Sharing the bathroom with a hoe... bad idea, you might catch something nasty.
Kent Fox Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 Sharing the bathroom with a hoe... bad idea, you might catch something nasty. Fork off, can you.. ..Unless it's Gonnor-Shear-a. I'll get my cloak.
Alexikokopops Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 I have a toilet to myself at home, and next year at Uni they've stuck me in a place with an ensuite. I'm gonna spend all my time in the toilet reading away. Have that Daggers!!
Geo V Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 Fork off, can you....Unless it's Gonnor-Shear-a. I'll get my cloak. You two are planting the seeds of stupidity with all this garden talk. I`ll give you a pond each it you shovel off.
Alexikokopops Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 You two are planting the seeds of stupidity with all this garden talk. I`ll give you a pond each it you shovel off. Hoe hoe hoe...
Kent Fox Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 You two are planting the seeds of stupidity with all this garden talk. I`ll give you a pond each it you shovel off. You never spade me last time. But I'll take your pound and mower-sy off somewhere else.
Geo V Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 Thank god Bob Monkhouse is dead or else he would have had all of the material for free. BTW about reading on the toilet, I had the worst pins and needles once after scouring the whole of a particularly filthy edition of News of the World. I thought it was important to share that information with you and supply you with some classic toilet humour.
Alexikokopops Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 Thank god Bob Monkhouse is dead or else he would have had all of the material for free.BTW about reading on the toilet, I had the worst pins and needles once after scouring the whole of a particularly filthy edition of News of the World. I thought it was important to share that information with you and supply you with some classic toilet humour. I was on the toilet for half an hour earlier reading the Godfather. I think I was shiting for about 2 minutes of that. I love toilet time.
James. Posted 11 September 2007 Author Posted 11 September 2007 I have a toilet to myself at home, and next year at Uni they've stuck me in a place with an ensuite.I'm gonna spend all my time in the toilet reading away. Have that Daggers!! Ensuites are the business. I'm in mine right now, on the toilet, writing this. Oh yes.
Nationwider Posted 11 September 2007 Posted 11 September 2007 Reading on the Toilet makes a welcome change from Reading in Bloom. A hearty slap on the back to the councillors of Berkshire's finest unitary authority for this bold and innovative festival.
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