Football-related pet names

[Fez of Mahrez]

My mate named his dog Eto'o, which I think frankly is brilliant.

Anyone got a Great Dane called Rantanen or a giraffe called The Big O?

[the_bowman]

I had a donkey called Hammond

[lildave3]

My old dog was named Jules, after Joachim

[Maybes]

My mate has a dog called savage

[stez]

in this house, there've been hamsters called "lennon(lenny)" and "muzzy" and "spanky marshy (after lee marshall ) robbie keane Chiqui Arce" i also had two zebra finches one called sweep (due to sounding like sweep off of sooty) and pinsent (due to the ruddy matthew pinsent-esque cheeks (non football i know)

[EmLeee]

I have Humey the Hamster and Paddy Mac the Rabbit

[samingram_uk]

i have a rabbit called Izzy, after mustafa

[The People's Hero]

i have a rabbit called Izzy, after mustafa

So does my girlfriend, it's called Flowers in both a tribute to ex-Leicester and England 'sticksguard' and an ironic inditement of the fact that I haven't bought her any in years.

Oh and it's not a real rabbit.

[Geo V]

For years I have got into the heads of my nephews by telling them all about Leicester whilst my brother-in-law went mad for me telling them that the only option was Spurs. Anyway, they know all the songs, even the older ones like Sooper Steve, and Stevie Walsh being here, there and everywhere (no swearing, the kids are young ) and my masterplan in brain washing them took a superb twist a couple of years ago when one of the lads, who was then about 6 decided to name his first ever pet Walshy to his dads disgust who wanted him to be called Klinsmann!!

Whats even funnier is that him, his sister and older brother are typical lively kids so I always make the little things laugh by doing accents and stuff. The funniest is despite me having a London accent, I have actually taught the kids, especially the two younger ones (who are now 9 and 7, the 16yo has grown out of it ) to sing Leicester songs when they come around in a Leicester accent. Its pi$$ funny and even funnier to see the dad squirming in the backround, telling them about Defoe and Keane. Its so funny they know more about Leicester than Spurs. Hehehehehe (I think I need help)

BTW, on a sad note Walshy the hamster died last year. I bet the dad killed it

[Guest]

I thought this thread was going to be about the sweet little names I've given to my favourite players.

[Ryanside]

how can u forget Ronaldo the hamster from Father Ted??!?!

[filbertway]

Dogs called filbert, after filbert street.

[potter3]

Dogs called filbert, after filbert street.

Filby

[filbertway]

Filby

He looks so old

[Wils]

I thought this thread was going to be about the sweet little names I've given to my favourite players.

Oh i would ill tell mine if you tell me what yours are ?

[filbertway]

Oh i would ill tell mine if you tell me what yours are ?

What's elvis hammonds?

[Wils]

What's elvis hammonds?

Only if Lisa Tells....

[Guest]

I call him Georgie-Peorgie, after George Formby (creator of the lean mean grilling machine, and ukele/banjo specialist).

[lildave3]

I call him Georgie-Peorgie, after George Formby (creator of the lean mean grilling machine, and ukelele/banjo specialist).

Now they're instruments!

I have this strange fondness of those two

[Guest]

Now they're instruments!

I have this strange fondness of those two

So does Elvis. I know he doesn't like to damage them, and likes to keep them away from animals of the bovine variety.

[potter3]

So does Elvis. I know he doesn't like to damage them, and likes to keep them away from animals of the bovine variety.

I'm sure I have boviphobia

[Guest]

I'm sure I have boviphobia

You silly moo, it's an udderly prepostrous notion!

[potter3]

You silly moo, it's an udderly prepostrous notion!

I don't like the look in their eyes.

[OriginalRobboFOX]

I have a black kitten and i called it Monty as in Panesar, Panesars real name is mukdeep.

[Floating Fox]

I have a black kitten and i called it Monty as in Panesar, Panesars real name is mukdeep.

Why don't you call your cat that then