lookwhaticando Posted 16 April 2007 Posted 16 April 2007 Anyone got any good nursery rhymes? Here's my personal favourite. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece as white as snow A Frenchman put a match to it And now it's all aglow. :thumbsup:
davieG Posted 16 April 2007 Posted 16 April 2007 Anyone got any good nursery rhymes?Here's my personal favourite. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece as white as snow A Frenchman put a match to it And now it's all aglow. :thumbsup: Little Miss MuffetSat on a tuffet,Eating her curds and whey.Along came a spider,Who sat down beside her,And frightened Miss Muffet away! I was always intrigued by what a tuffet was.
lookwhaticando Posted 16 April 2007 Author Posted 16 April 2007 I was always intrigued by what a tuffet was. Has it taken you all these years to find out? I didn't know either, to be fair...
Zingari Posted 17 April 2007 Posted 17 April 2007 Little Miss MuffetSat on a tuffet,Eating her curds and whey.Along came a spider,Who sat down beside her,And frightened Miss Muffet away!I was always intrigued by what a tuffet was. its just a clump of grass or a euphemism for her ass isn't it anyway mary had a little lamb its fleece was black as charcoal it put its head between its legs and whistled up its arsehole
Rincewind Posted 17 April 2007 Posted 17 April 2007 The grand old duke of York he had ten thousand men number ten thousand and one would not lay down and was never seen again. Mary was a Derby fan Mary's lover was called Sam Mary had a little lamb and the father was a ram.
Milky Posted 17 April 2007 Posted 17 April 2007 Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle to have themselves some fun, Zippy got silly and pulled out his willy and stuck it up Bungles bum.
andyh1884 Posted 17 April 2007 Posted 17 April 2007 Mary had a little lamb, She also had a bear, I've often seen her little lamb But I've never seen her bare. Obviously doesn't work quite as well when written. High above the street & houses, Rainbow climbing high, Geoffrey sticks his bum out the window, farts in Bungle's eye
potter3 Posted 17 April 2007 Posted 17 April 2007 Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and silly She threw it up in the air And caught it by its Willie was a watchdog Lying in the grass Along came a rattlesnake And bit him on his Ask no questions You get no lies Have you ever seen a policeman doing up his Flies are a nuisance Bees are even worse And thats the end of my silly little verse
samingram_uk Posted 17 April 2007 Posted 17 April 2007 Jack and Jill went up the hill, to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
Rincewind Posted 17 April 2007 Posted 17 April 2007 Strange I was thinking of one along the same lines as that. Simple Simon met a pieman Doing up his flies Says Simple Simon to the pieman its not your just fingers you have in the pies. Dagenham Dave saw a cow Whilst sitting on a bucket He crept up from behind Amd proceeded to milk it. TPH was a jolly old chap a jolly old chap was he bared his arse to his mates And was promptly stung by a bee.
Zingari Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 simple simon met a pieman going to the fayre said simple simon to the pieman what do you have there ? PIES YOU **** !!
Dr The Singh Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 simple simon met a pieman going to the fayre said simple simon to the pieman what do you have there ? PIES YOU **** !! Nursery rhymes have changed since my day, I just hope my kids don't go to the same nursery as you!!! I like 'there's a brown girl in the ring Tra la la la la' But the PC brigade won't allow it no more, it has to be 'there's a ethnic girl in the ring Tra la la la la'
Zingari Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 Nursery rhymes have changed since my day, I just hope my kids don't go to the same nursery as you!!! I like 'there's a brown girl in the ring Tra la la la la' But the PC brigade won't allow it no more, it has to be 'there's a ethnic girl in the ring Tra la la la la' too true pack up all my cares and woe , here i go singing low bye bye ethnic female
Geo V Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 Anyone got any good nursery rhymes?Here's my personal favourite. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece as white as snow A Frenchman put a match to it And now it's all aglow. :thumbsup: Are you trying to think of some new songs for the footy ???!!
lookwhaticando Posted 18 April 2007 Author Posted 18 April 2007 Hey diddle diddle, The cat and fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon, Little dog laughed to see such fun, And scored some more stuff on a spoon. :thumbsup: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Went into the gents, Now we all know why.
Phube Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon, 10,000 volts went up it's bum, And now it's wool is Nylon.
Bert Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 This is what i'm gonna sing to my niece. Nick-Knack Paddy Mac got a yellow card Ti-atto is F***ing hard.
Sods Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 This is what i'm gonna sing to my niece.Nick-Knack Paddy Mac got a yellow card Ti-atto is F***ing hard. that is quality
Rincewind Posted 19 April 2007 Posted 19 April 2007 Bertfox called up Nigel for kick off time And Nigel W called back to say Be at the Walkers before 3 pee-emm And you'll be in the team to play. ************************* Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Playing with his toy Along came Miss Vickers Who took off her knickers And Jacks eyes beheld a new joy. ************************ May had a little lamb Its eyes were cute and face was funny They loved to play in the feilds When the days were bright and sunny. But Mary was a hungry girl And she was getting thinner So she chopped the lamb into little pieces And served it up for dinner.
the_bowman Posted 19 April 2007 Posted 19 April 2007 Mary had a little lamb, She took it to the shop, It was nice to have a little walk, Before it had the chop.
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