Turtles Head Posted 23 April 2007 Posted 23 April 2007 I only ask after what happened to me at the weekend. Having had a kickabout down the park, there were about 20 lads and 6 girls all sat in the sun. We'd earlier had a few pints so i wasnt exactly in the best frame of mind when 3 of us decided to race to the top of a tree. I promptly fell out at the first branch, landing face down and making a very undignified noise, along the line of "UURRGGHH!" as i hit the deck in full view of everyone. And my bastard trainers came off. Anyone else got any to share?
Daggers Posted 23 April 2007 Posted 23 April 2007 My real name is Andy Johnson and I have been trying to play football for a team in the East Midlands. It's all been a frightful mess, I've been rumbled and they booted me out.
lookwhaticando Posted 23 April 2007 Posted 23 April 2007 My real name is Andy Johnson and I have been trying to play football for a team in the East Midlands. It's all been a frightful mess, I've been rumbled and they booted me out. That's nothing to be embarrassed about... you earned a pretty penny out of that. <_<
Trumpet Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 Yesterday. Where Hinckley road meets Glenfield road, a bus was driving past and i thought it was truning into the road in which i was bang in the middle of. It was going fast, made me jump and probably pull a scared face. All i could think of was everyone on the bus laughing...
Zingari Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 this did not happen to me but i remember a story of someone at their girlfriends house who went for a crap and could not flush it away. so after a few times flushing with the turd refusing to go down he decided to pull it out and throw it out of the bathroom window . the turd landed on the conservatory roof underneath where the g/f and parents were sitting
Phube Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 this did not happen to me but i remember a story of someone at their girlfriends house who went for a crap and could not flush it away. so after a few times flushing with the turd refusing to go down he decided to pull it out and throw it out of the bathroom window .the turd landed on the conservatory roof underneath where the g/f and parents were sitting I call poo on that story!!!
Trumpet Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 this did not happen to me but i remember a story of someone at their girlfriends house who went for a crap and could not flush it away. so after a few times flushing with the turd refusing to go down he decided to pull it out and throw it out of the bathroom window .the turd landed on the conservatory roof underneath where the g/f and parents were sitting Thats just won the thread
Daggers Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 There was a big thread about this during the summer - but the search facility is off.
Master Fox Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 There was a big thread about this during the summer - but the search facility is off.
Zingari Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 There was a big thread about this during the summer - but the search facility is off. thats not very embarrassing
lookwhaticando Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 My real name is Andy Johnson There was a big thread about this during the summer - but the search facility is off.thats not very embarrassing I'm afraid the wit of Andy Johnson is just a myth.
a-fox Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 i all ways run across the pedestrian crossing then look back and it changes to walk thats so embarrassing.
the_bowman Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 Tried to do an overhead kick with my incredibly heave and hard football - ended up with concussion and a nosebleed
lookwhaticando Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 Something that must have been pretty embarrassing - for someone who lives there... someone on this forum has misspelt Leicester! Of all the words to misspell... Noddy badge for the first person to find the user in question...
Alexikokopops Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 this did not happen to me but i remember a story of someone at their girlfriends house who went for a crap and could not flush it away. so after a few times flushing with the turd refusing to go down he decided to pull it out and throw it out of the bathroom window .the turd landed on the conservatory roof underneath where the g/f and parents were sitting That was a celebrity, I can't remember who though. I just remember hearing it on a chat show, probably about 5 or so years ago.
Wils Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 this did not happen to me but i remember a story of someone at their girlfriends house who went for a crap and could not flush it away. so after a few times flushing with the turd refusing to go down he decided to pull it out and throw it out of the bathroom window .the turd landed on the conservatory roof underneath where the g/f and parents were sitting Thats fantastic!! Ermm im always doing embarresing things,falling over in Mcdonalds was my last moment.
Flynny Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 That story's been on a sitcom. I'm struggling to remember which but I do remember it being on telly. Most embarrassing thing I've done in months is spit a huge lump of phlegm onto a girls leg as I was talking to her. I didn't just spit, I said something and a huge blob of sticky stuff flew from out the back of my throat and stuck to the thigh on her trousers. Took her 5 seconds or so to notice, but she knew it was me. I pretended not to notice and started talking to someone else who'd just walked in. I heard a shriek but ignored it manfully.
DB11 Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 lol This thread is so funny to read.. I am laughing bad and my Dad is wondering what at
Wils Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 lol This thread is so funny to read.. I am laughing bad and my Dad is wondering what at Is that embarassing?
Geo V Posted 25 April 2007 Posted 25 April 2007 A few weeks back I went to my nephews school to pick him up (he`s 9) because he is getting into too much trouble at school and it stems from one kid (the school bully ) so I wanted to put the frighteners up him. I was only gonna give him a nasty look so that he knows not to mess about with my nephew but instead as he came out of the classroom he looked at my nephew and blatantly called him a C**t (aaaah, good old 9 year olds) so I swayed away from the original snarl I was going to do and went for an enraged rant on the little shite which made him run away. Subsequently Ive had a telling off from my nephews mum (my sister) because she has recieved a letter from the childs parents and I am apparently banned from picking my nephew up from within the school Thats was embarassing all round and even more embarassing was my response to meet the kids dad if he wanted a punch-up .
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