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Liverpool spot kick hero burgled

BBC breaking news graphic

Liverpool FC's heroic goalkeeper Pepe Reina was burgled on Tuesday night as he was helping send the club through to the Champions League final.

The 24-year-old Spaniard saved two out of three spot kicks in a penalty shoot-out against Chelsea at Anfield.

But he returned from celebrating the win in the early hours of Wednesday to find his home in Woolton, Liverpool, had been ransacked.

A number of high value items and the player's Porsche Cayenne was taken.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6615493.stm

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Dutchman Andy Van der Meyde - who plays for Everton - was burgled twice in 2006.

Unfortunately, on both occaisions, he was found and returned.

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There he is winning the city of Liverpool some credibility by sending the football team to the most prestigious final in the world of football, while the local residents not attending the match are robbing his house.

How do you know it was local residents who robbed him? It could have been anyone. :rolleyes:

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How do you know it was local residents who robbed him? It could have been anyone. :rolleyes:

Exactly. Scousers robbing houses? What rubbish. As is the whole thread really. Anyone who heard Jose Mourinho knows it was Chelsea that was robbed. :rolleyes:

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How do you know it was local residents who robbed him? It could have been anyone. :rolleyes:

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?

A burglar.

What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut..

If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?

It might be your bike.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The accused

What do you say to a Scouser with a job?

Big Mac please.

What's long, scouse, and goes around corners?

The Dole queue

How do you make a scouser run faster?

stick a video player under his arm

What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit?

The bride

Song:

You are a scouser,

An ugly scouser,

You're only happy,

on giro day,

your mum's out thieving,

your dad's drug-dealing,

so please dont take,

my hubcaps,

away.

SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LIVERPOOL TOO LONG

1. You have an urge to steal

2. You think Brookside is a 'glamorous' soap

3. You think Hollyoaks is 'posh'

4. You keep going on about how great Liverpool and Scousers are

5. You often wonder why so many Scousers leave Liverpool and never come back.

6. To you, organised crime is putting petrol in the getaway car.

7. You start to cry when you hear 'Ferry cross the Mersey'

8. You think that Albert Dock is 'for the tourists'. What tourists?

9. You think anyone from Liverpool has a great sense of humour.

10. You often wonder why you don't hear of many Scouse comedians any more

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Q: Why does the Mersey run through liverpool?

A: 'Cause if it walked, it's get mugged!!! lol

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