Daggers Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 I am the mighty Lemon Puff - bring me your champions, do your worst...for with my sweet yet crispy puff biscuit and my tangy lemon filling I shall defeat them all. Bwahahahahahahahaha...
lookwhaticando Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 I am the fearsome Jammy Dodger! You have nothing on me, Mr Puff.
Brainy Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 I am the fearsome Jammy Dodger! You have nothing on me, Mr Puff. Your just too strong for me
Daggers Posted 7 May 2007 Author Posted 7 May 2007 You have nothing on me, Mr Puff. Hey! Who you calling a p... ...ahhhh.... *ahem* ....quite so. With your pretty jam heart you are every inch an artful Dodger - but can the jam be licked with ease? No! Can you be broken in two to prolong the tea-break without damaging your biscuit halves? No! Well, not without severe crumbage. Still, if your heart be true then your name can go into the hat for the great FoxesTalk Biscuit Wars Vote-off. (Oh yes, this is what this season has driven me to) Prepare for a dunking!
lookwhaticando Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Prepare for a dunking! I've never been dunked before.
davieG Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Roasted peanuts held together by malted sugar I give you the Peanut Biscuit a brittle and sweet.
Joe. Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 DIP ME ! DIP ME AGAIN. Ched's the winner surely? They're like marines those biscuits
James. Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 DIP ME ! DIP ME AGAIN. Damn it you beat me to the commando of the biscuit world, the Nob of Hob. Therefore I shall henceforth be the custard cream. Look at my dazzling outer pattern.
lildave3 Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Tough one to call but I think Ched just takes the biscuit...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Tough one to call but I think Ched just takes the biscuit... I beg to differ. I think my penis-shaped biscuits would piss all over the opposition.
lildave3 Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Come on then. Lets fcking have it. How obvious was it that you'd choose that
Simi Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Come on then. Lets fcking have it. Trust Wils to go for the pink. I'm yet to see anything that can beat my Hobnobs.
Wils Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Trust Wils to go for the pink. I'm yet to see anything that can beat my Hobnobs. Pink waffer just murderd you little Hobnobs into little crumbles. Whos next.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Hobnobs?! Pah! HOBNOBS WITH BELLS ON! (minus bells, plus chocolate)
Simi Posted 7 May 2007 Posted 7 May 2007 Pink waffer just murderd you little Hobnobs into little crumbles. Whos next. I come back with my Patriotic marine.
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