The People's Hero Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 I think I'm too late to enter... but garribaldi is definitely the king. I'd also like to put forward the phrase 'risk it for a biscuit'... can be used to justify or to encourage any ridiculous act.
Daggers Posted 9 May 2007 Author Posted 9 May 2007 Hmmm... your Lemon Puff against DavieG's ration snack which only he's heard of? I sense some corruption in this draw... I will have you know that absolutely no fixing went on in this draw. In fact, I find your accusation so insulting that I may throw your biscuit out of the competition altogether and bring in TPH's Garibaldi in its place.
potter3 Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 It's on!Bourbon vs. Oreo The Bourbon is a commoner version of the Oreo, an Oreo has many capabilities.
The People's Hero Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 The Oreo is the foreign import, the extravagant, temperamental, sometimes brilliant starlet. The Bourbon - well it's the common man's biscuit. The biscuit of the people. Come on the bourbon. The fabric of our society should be strong enough to see it through shortly?
Alexikokopops Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 I think I'm too late to enter... but garribaldi is definitely the king.I'd also like to put forward the phrase 'risk it for a biscuit'... can be used to justify or to encourage any ridiculous act. Oh my, Garribaldi's are good. I will have you know that absolutely no fixing went on in this draw.In fact, I find your accusation so insulting that I may throw your biscuit out of the competition altogether and bring in TPH's Garibaldi in its place. If you do it'll just be because you KNOW the malted milk is gonna dominate. Can you live with the shame?
Leicfox Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 Peanut brittle is not even a biscuit. Although it'll get my vote over the lemon puffs. They are gipping.
potter3 Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 The Oreo is the foreign import, the extravagant, temperamental, sometimes brilliant starlet.The Bourbon - well it's the common man's biscuit. The biscuit of the people. Come on the bourbon. The fabric of our society should be strong enough to see it through shortly? Ah but it's name is French, nobody likes the French, and Oreo's were originally intended for the UK. Plus the Bourbon is a poor relation of the Garibaldi.
Alexikokopops Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 Plus the Bourbon is a poor relation of the Garibaldi. One's a cream filled chocolate biscuit and the other's a fruity slab. How're they related?
Webbo Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 One's a cream filled chocolate biscuit and the other's a fruity slab. How're they related? only by marriage, chocolate digestive is wed to fruit shortcake.
The People's Hero Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 How did we miss fruit shortcake? A prince in the biscuit world, born of the heavenly union of garribaldi and shortbread.
potter3 Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 One's a cream filled chocolate biscuit and the other's a fruity slab. How're they related? Invented by the same company, but the Garibaldi cme first (and is nicer )
Daggers Posted 9 May 2007 Author Posted 9 May 2007 If you do it'll just be because you KNOW the malted milk is gonna dominate. Can you live with the shame? Don't push me. In this arena I am biscuit Master of Ceremonies and my word is absolute - without respecting the position you will drag the entire tournament into farce, people will just sit back and mock. And who will I blame for the biscuit mockers? You. Let us not speak of this again and all will be right in the biscuit tin of life.
Daggers Posted 13 May 2007 Author Posted 13 May 2007 The winners, proceeding to the quarter finals of FoxesTalk Biscuit Wars 2007, are listed in red: Fig roll vs. Jammy Dodger Cookies vs. Ginger nuts Malted Milk vs. Custard Cream Hob Nobs vs. Chocolate Digestive Pink Wafer vs. Jaffa Cake Party Rings vs. Fruit Shrewsbury Bourbon vs. Oreo Peanut Brittle vs. Lemon Puff I believe that this has sorted the biscuit base from the basket case...
Daggers Posted 13 May 2007 Author Posted 13 May 2007 FoxesTalk Biscuit Wars 2007Quarter FinalsJaffa Cake vs. Hob NobsBourbon vs. Custard CreamCookies vs. Party RingsLemon Puff vs. Jammy dodger Exciting or what?!
Finnegan Posted 13 May 2007 Posted 13 May 2007 I gurantee this has been said a THOUSAND times in these threads somewhere, but once more with feeling: JAFFA CAKES ARE NOT BISCUITS! :@
Simi Posted 13 May 2007 Posted 13 May 2007 I gurantee this has been said a THOUSAND times in these threads somewhere, but once more with feeling:JAFFA CAKES ARE NOT BISCUITS! :@ I agree. Jaffa CAKES are not biscuits. Therefore the Hob Nobs should get a bye.
Finnegan Posted 13 May 2007 Posted 13 May 2007 How the holy fock did Party Rings get this far? That's like Millwall getting to the cup final. Disgusting.
lookwhaticando Posted 13 May 2007 Posted 13 May 2007 How the holy fock did Party Rings get this far? That's like Millwall getting to the cup final. Disgusting. It slept with half the voters. They don't call it a party ring for nothin'.
Daggers Posted 13 May 2007 Author Posted 13 May 2007 I do wonder what there was to GenChat before this competition came along? I for one can think of little else during my weekends. Oh yes.
Finnegan Posted 13 May 2007 Posted 13 May 2007 It's actually all a subliminal marketing scam. Dave actually works for McVities, the clever willy puller.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 May 2007 Posted 13 May 2007 Chocolate hob nobs are better than all of those. Sham of a competition.
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