Foxestalk 11 a side End of Season Confirmation thread

[Fez of Mahrez]

Wow. I wish I was as cool as them. I never started drinking at 11am when I was 16.

[Durnerz]

Hardcore, least now we know whos supplying the fluids on the touchline.

[Manwell Pablo]

Wow. I wish I was as cool as them. I never started drinking at 11am when I was 16.

I don't think I've ever started drinking at 11am without a very good excuse.

[AoWW]

I don't think I've ever started drinking at 11am without a very good excuse.

Pfft, you've never lived!

[The People's Hero]

I don't think I've ever started drinking at 11am without a very good excuse.

I've stopped drinking at 11 am a few times.

[Fez of Mahrez]

I don't think I've ever started drinking at 11am without a very good excuse.

Many a session started in the Redfearn at 11.30am following an exam. Ending at 2am in some godawful club near the bus station. Good times.

[Manwell Pablo]

Pfft, you've never lived!

I could probabley get pissed now if I wanted to...... Now that would be a step up from doing nothing any work at work, getting drunk instead of working at work.

I'm actually giving this serious consideration.

[The People's Hero]

Don't feel so great after the wine last night, to be honest.

[Durnerz]

Don't feel so great after the wine last night, to be honest.

I'm suffering as well this morning after a night on the snakebite.

[The People's Hero]

It's blazing sunshine down here and all my colleagues are unbearably cheerful.

Sober bastards.

[Daggers]

...whos supplying the fluids on the touchline.

TPH seems keen, maybe he'll share if you're interested?

[Alexikokopops]

I love how they actually have tactics!

This is how prepared I am.

This morning I had to sneak in to my friends room to steal his (too large) football boots. I then text Fez who has acquired some shorts and socks for me.

As for tactics. I recommend hoof.

My (rugby) boots are at home, after two years of playing hockey on astros I've never got round to buying me a pair of astros, I don't have a pair of proper running shoes even hough I'm running a half marathon in October and I'm about to root through my housemate's huge pile of dirty washing on our landing to see if I can find me a pair of shorts in there.

Ideal.

Anyway, I'm gonna join the LCGs in having a drink, I had my second last exam today and it went terrible so I need to ease the pain.

Found me a bottle of vodka, keen.

[The People's Hero]

I'll join you, 10 mins in.

Rolling subs I believe.

I wonder if the U21s understand rolling subs any better than they do rolling contracts?

[Alexikokopops]

I'll join you, 10 mins in.

Rolling subs I believe.

I wonder if the U21s understand rolling subs any better than they do rolling contracts?

If we're having rolling subs I want actual rolling on and off.

[The People's Hero]

After 10 minutes, you'll have to roll me off, my legs won't be working!

[Alexikokopops]

After 10 minutes, you'll have to roll me off, my legs won't be working!

Sounds kinky.

I'm in.

[Manwell Pablo]

Yes I think I had better explain it

Just to be clear.

The game starts at 2.30pm, please be there by 2. 45 minutes each way with a 15 minute break inbetween. if the scores are by some miracle level after 90 minutes, then 30 minutes of extra time will follow, five minute break inbetween the end of the game and EXT, another 2 minutes in between the two halves. If the scores are level, and we have time penalties will follow. Golden Goal may be introduced if time is running really short.

Thracian is watching one line and oriental express will be watching the other, offsides are being playing but only if it is very clear, I.e day light. I'm sure we can work out free kicks and throw ins between ourselves but those two have last say if we can't decide.

there will be no cards shown unless a tackle is absloutley ridiculously timed and/or is dangerous or there is violent conduct.

We're having rolling subs, which means once you've gone off you can come back on again.

Any questions please ask now.

[The People's Hero]

Yeah. I'm driving a long way Sunday and won't have time to stop off for drinks/water etc.

Will somebody please bring me some?

[Manwell Pablo]

Yeah. I'm driving a long way Sunday and won't have time to stop off for drinks/water etc.

Will somebody please bring me some?

If you mean Saturday the answear is yes, what can I get you.

[The People's Hero]

Yeah, Saturday.

Water mainly.

Perhaps lucozade.

And as many performance enhancing drugs as you think my body can take.

[Manwell Pablo]

Yeah, Saturday.

Water mainly.

Perhaps lucozade.

And as many performance enhancing drugs as you think my body can take.

Right, I'll find out what they reccomend for long periods of pointing.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Right, I'll find out what they reccomend for long periods of pointing.

Got to be Viagra really.

You set em up, I'll knock em down.

[The People's Hero]

How do we get paid for this?

How?

[Fez of Mahrez]

How do we get paid for this?

How?

BACS transfer from Manwell's account I presume.

I'm not playing for free.

[Manwell Pablo]

How do we get paid for this?

How?

On the contray, you have to pay to play in this game.

However I may let you off as A) I'm sure I owe you money and B) you are a supreme Lymaric Lyracist.

I think people my start to ask questions about my motives for having this game if I feed my players Viagra and employ two 16 year old girls as Physios.