Foxestalk 11 a side End of Season Confirmation thread

[The People's Hero]

It would be nice to see a match report though.

Sly : 2 - Lazy, inaccurate, careless - and thats before the game had started.

Never even threatened to do anything, don't think he even thought about it. Seemed to revel in being a chosen man and keeping a much more talented, eager youngster out, depriving him a career and a livelihood. He was to football today what Mona Lisa was to fishing and I'm talking about when painted by Ayrton Senna! He was like a cloud on a boat or a frog in a tea cup! Completely useless! He put me in mind of a young Alfred Hitchcock trying to dissect a live antelope with only crude, poorly thought out analogies for tools! Did get injured and go off though - so at least that's something.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Never even threatened to do anything, don't think he even thought about it. Seemed to revel in being a chosen man and keeping a much more talented, eager youngster out, depriving him a career and a livelihood. He was to football today what Mona Lisa was to fishing and I'm talking about when painted by Ayrton Senna! He was like a cloud on a boat or a frog in a tea cup! Completely useless! He put me in mind of a young Alfred Hitchcock trying to dissect a live antelope with only crude, poorly thought out analogies for tools! Did get injured and go off though - so at least that's something.

Pissing myself.

[Sly]

Never even threatened to do anything, don't think he even thought about it. Seemed to revel in being a chosen man and keeping a much more talented, eager youngster out, depriving him a career and a livelihood. He was to football today what Mona Lisa was to fishing and I'm talking about when painted by Ayrton Senna! He was like a cloud on a boat or a frog in a tea cup! Completely useless! He put me in mind of a young Alfred Hitchcock trying to dissect a live antelope with only crude, poorly thought out analogies for tools! Did get injured and go off though - so at least that's something.

Simply brilliant.

[Manwell Pablo]

Never even threatened to do anything, don't think he even thought about it. Seemed to revel in being a chosen man and keeping a much more talented, eager youngster out, depriving him a career and a livelihood. He was to football today what Mona Lisa was to fishing and I'm talking about when painted by Ayrton Senna! He was like a cloud on a boat or a frog in a tea cup! Completely useless! He put me in mind of a young Alfred Hitchcock trying to dissect a live antelope with only crude, poorly thought out analogies for tools! Did get injured and go off though - so at least that's something.

Im in tears.

[Scow]

Scoweh : 4 - Why do players with no pace still get to play on the wing? Failed to support the full back both offensively and defensively. However, a sublime dragback which fooled two opposing players ensured a rating of 4 was reflective of his efforts.

[The People's Hero]

I just love the apparent smugness of the analogies, similies and imagery. All of which means precisely nothing and serves only to cloud the issue rather than to elucidate.

Ah well.

Perhaps I'm just not intelligent enough to get it.

[Sly]

Scoweh : 4 - Why do players with no pace still get to play on the wing? Failed to support the full back both offensively and defensively. However, a sublime dragback which fooled two opposing players ensured a rating of 4 was reflective of his efforts.

If you do a dragback beating two players thats a 7 in my book

[Fez of Mahrez]

Fez 10 - fairly useless, hasn't played a 90-minute match for 10 years, didn't impress on loan at Mansfield but is still the key to our attacking fluidity.

[Alexikokopops]

Never even threatened to do anything, don't think he even thought about it. Seemed to revel in being a chosen man and keeping a much more talented, eager youngster out, depriving him a career and a livelihood. He was to football today what Mona Lisa was to fishing and I'm talking about when painted by Ayrton Senna! He was like a cloud on a boat or a frog in a tea cup! Completely useless! He put me in mind of a young Alfred Hitchcock trying to dissect a live antelope with only crude, poorly thought out analogies for tools! Did get injured and go off though - so at least that's something.

[The People's Hero]

TPH - Nil - Did he do anything at all? I don't remember one telling contribution. He may as well have been sitting in the stands, but then even I get 2 points for my use of shorthand in my notebook. Can't pass, can't move, can't shoot. If he's going to play like that, I'm certainly never going again. In fact, I've just bought a holiday home in Minsk, Belarus. The only way I can describe it to those who weren't there is that he played today like Cinderella driving a fish through a field of Winston Churchill's memoirs whilst pis sing over the side and singing songs of yesteryear in a tongue known neither to man nor beast. And that's being generous.

[filbertway]

Fez 10 - fairly useless, hasn't played a 90-minute match for 10 years, didn't impress on loan at Mansfield but is still the key to our attacking fluidity.

Speaking of plasyers ratings, I'd like to see Thracians player rating for the game on saturday..

I can see it now, all the under 21's were brilliant, with the attacking fluidity of dodds and sheehan combined into one. It was the most enjoyable thing to see all 11 under 21's all moving forward as a unit pleasuring me with every movement. The only dissapointment was the keepers inability to get in and around the box every attack, but i'm sure this can be hammered home by me and other that were telling what he needed to do for the full 90 minutes. I counted 20 crosses and numerous shots on goal, at least 30.

Over 21's - Pathetic, somebody ordered experiance again and too much of it, too lazy and too happy to accept loss of the initiative, were far too willing to sit back and allow the attack, which is unacceptable in my book. Alan sheehan, louis dodds, the next england wonder kid, a picture of a foetus i saw the other day, would have shown much more attacking ability, want and flair and would not have been scared the way those over 21's were. They had like 10 shots on goal, yes a third of the shots the under 21's had, and ventured into the opositon half a mere 15 times.

What? The over 21's won 7-5? Now come on, let's not use worthless stats.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Okay stop it now else I'll have to find a different messageboard to use at work, everyone's looking at me funny for being in hysterics at what they think is an Accounts Payable worklist.

[Mikey]

Andy am I in the sqwad. Because you say I am but I cant find anything saying anything about me on here?

[Wezleylowski]

Are shinnies compulsary for u21's?

[TheLCGs]

Wow. I wish I was as cool as them. I never started drinking at 11am when I was 16.

Yeh you wish, white cider, park bench, sunshine, nothing better.

[Wilkesy]

Are shinnies compulsary for u21's?

i don't think im going to wear any. it could lead to a few days off work next week!

[Simi]

i don't think im going to wear any. it could lead to a few days off work next week!

What position do you play Wilkesy?

[James.]

Yeh you wish, white cider, park bench, sunshine, nothing better.

You're not actually joking are you?

Superb.

[Wilkesy]

What position do you play Wilkesy?

Anywhere really, i see myself as abit of a utility man

Preference would be somewhere in midfield

My fitness will be very poor though!

[TheLCGs]

You're not actually joking are you?

Superb.

No, why would we joke about that ?

[Sly]

As long s its not Coalville Park, I want to take my daughter out in a bit.

[Floating Fox]

As long s its not Coalville Park, I want to take my daughter out in a bit.

Dont Worry they only rape men.

[TheLCGs]

As long s its not Coalville Park, I want to take my daughter out in a bit.

Haha, that's where we went.

I think a few of our 'homies' are down there

[Simi]

Dont Worry they only rape men.

[Sly]

Thanks for the tip off