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Most requested band on John Peel.

They turned down an awards ceremony because Tranmere were playing.

They are the finest band to emerge from the Wirrell.

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"1966 and All That" is, simply put, the best folk song in history.

We sat and decided as the seasons collided

That our love was fairly Utopian

If it wasn't for my pills, my psychiatric bills

And your unreliable Fallopian

Then I guess we'd be fine

Embraced on cloud nine

Emotionally impossible to sever.

You turn around quickly and ever so sickly

I tell you I'd love you forever

If only you'd give me my Lev Yashin poster back

Six months ago I returned your brown anorak

But you keep forgetting

And it's far too upsetting

So baby, Ferenc Puskas to you, to you

Baby Ferenc Puskas to you

You know it's a shame

But we were never the same

On account of your stupid amnesia

Through teardrops I stare

At the wall it's now bare

And i reach for the milk of magnesia

And I'll die on the floor

And leave a note on the door

Saying, "This ape has just left Gibraltar"

And in hell it will rain

And I'll say once again

That I'd stand next to you at the altar

If only you'd give me my Lev Yashin poster back

Six months ago I returned your brown anorak

But you keep forgetting

And it's far too upsetting

So baby, Ferenc Puskas to you, to you

Baby Ferenc Puskas to you

(With boots on)

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Brilliant band. Last saw them in Frome in February. Truly unlike any other band around. You might notice that my strap (ahem) line is from a HMHB song.

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They've got the whole world in their house



They've got the whole wide world in their house

They've got the whole world in their house

To see their new conservatory

They go ten pin bowling after work

They go ten pin bowling after work

They go ten pin bowling after work

They're getting married on a Carribean beach

They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'

They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'

They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'

The one called 'Sheba' died

They know where things are in B&Q

They know where things are in B&Q

They know where things are in B&Q

They've got the joy of sex video

If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides...

They were due on 'The Crystal Maze'

Yeah, they were due to go on 'The Crystal Maze'

Yeah, they were due on 'The Crystal Maze'

But they'd a month in Florida

They went tour in a hot air balloon

They declared their love in a hot air balloon

They drank champagne in a hot air balloon

And had a row on New Years Eve

They've got nothing but total respect for

They've got nothing but total respect for

They've got nothing but total respect for

Annie Lennox

And if I'da known they were coming I'd have slashed me wrists

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I have never heard much HMHB except for John Peel every weekend so as a first listen what would you HMHB follows recommend me purchasing with my hard earned cash?

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Most requested band on John Peel.

They turned down an awards ceremony because Tranmere were playing.

They are the finest band to emerge from the Wirrell.

Nah, they turned down a chance to appear on The Tube, not to head to an awards ceremony.

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I have never heard much HMHB except for John Peel every weekend so as a first listen what would you HMHB follows recommend me purchasing with my hard earned cash?

i would plump for back again in the DHSS but, then, trouble over bridgewater has '24 hour garage people' 'mathematically safe' 'gubba look-a-likes' and 'ballad of climie fisher' on

actually go for trouble over bridge water and try and find copies of 'sealclubbing' and 'paintball's coming home' and 'lock up your mountain bike'

i might know someone with them

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i would plump for back again in the DHSS but, then, trouble over bridgewater has '24 hour garage people' 'mathematically safe' 'gubba look-a-likes' and 'ballad of climie fisher' on

actually go for trouble over bridge water and try and find copies of 'sealclubbing' and 'paintball's coming home' and 'lock up your mountain bike'

i might know someone with them

currently listening to Achtung Bono which was kindly donated to me :whistle:

I am pretty impressed to be fair very unique but pretty entertaining!!

And as I might know someone with some more I might take them up with their generous offer!!

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