The inevitable Carl Cort....

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

Cort, Cort, Cort, how do you like it, how do you like it!!

No BJS, that is probably your gayest ever suggestion.

I can't see lasting, nothing good rhymes with Cort!!

[Fez of Mahrez]

Carl Cort by the fuzz,

well I was,

still on the buzz.

In the back of the van,

with my,

head in my hands.

[Ric Flair]

Carl Cort by the fuzz,

well I was,

still on the buzz.

In the back of the van,

with my,

head in my hands.

Haha quality.

Hendrie to the left

Jarvis to the right

Here he is, Carl Cort in the middle with Hume.

[Daggers]

Carl Cort, he's not short

and he's got no hair

Carl Cort, he's not scored

he's limping over there

Pass from the left

Pass from the right

He'll take all night

To get it right

Bag of shite

Prove me wrong Carl.

Prove. Me. Wrong

[mancunianfox]

Jason Euell, Jason Euell, Jason Euell

[The Bear]

There's only one Ameobi!!

True story:

Reporter to Newcastle's Shola Ameobi: 'Do you have a nickname?'

Ameobi: 'No, not really'

Reporter: 'So what does Bobby Robson call you?'

Ameobi: 'Carl Cort.'

[The Reverend]

Carl Cort by the fuzz,

well I was,

still on the buzz.

In the back of the van,

with my,

head in my hands.

Thats great

Never catch on though

[SystonFox]

to the tune of lord of the dance.

Caaaaaaaaarl Coooooooooooort

Wherever you may be

please dont hurt your fecking knee

we need a goal

and you came for free

so please will you score for me

(feel free to change last few lines)