The Bear

Yeah it so far up it's own arse I only managed half the season before binning it.

No you're right. They've no idea he's gone all Emo Dr Manhattan.

Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so they go to the doctors. After tests the doctor suggests Paddy's wife may be overheating during sex. Paddy refuses to buy a fan and decides to get his mate round to waft a towel over them during sex.After 20 minutes of wafting, there is still no orgasm so his friend suggests a swap "I'll **** her and you waft the towel". Paddy agrees and within seconds Paddy's wife is screaming with pleasure and has the best orgasm ever.Paddy turns slowly to his friend and says, "and that my friend is how you waft a towel"

Thanks for warning me. I might have accidentally watched that.

He'll do well to finish that.

Only just got home! I actually go to games you know [emoji6] Ugh. A really flat performance from us today with none of the spark we've had in the first three games. Poor first touches, sloppy possession and not much cutting edge. All of this wasn't helped by, surprise surprise, a bunch of dirty niggly wankers very much in their manager's image, who'd clearly been told to try and bully us out of the game. Loads of off the ball physicality, body checks, and niggly fouls which amazingly the absolute **** of a ref let them get away with all game. Utterly inept refereeing performance. The worst was an elbow to Saiss's throat which the ref wasn't even going to give a free kick for but for the player screaming so loud you could hear it all round the ground. Should have been a straight red. In fairness to Cardiff they played some alright stuff and Zohore was a handful. Even though we were poor we weren't outplayed and both their goals came from really poor defensive mistakes which were unusual from us. I'm not worried just because of one below par performance and a dogshit referee. 9 pts from 12 after playing Boro, Derby, Hull and Cardiff is still a great return. I'm just annoyed that we didn't perform well enough today and lost to that **** Warnock and his dirty tactics.

They took 4 points off us too last season the bastards.

Birmingham lose to bottom of the league, and Villa drop to the bottom to replace them. Superb evening!

Lovely goal.

Oh yeah not to forget the odious trio of the Pornodwarves and Karen Brady owning Blues previously, and then that crook Carson Yeung. I really don't mind Villa or their fans tbh. But they've got a right mental case owning them in Tony Xia. Plus a dinosaur in Bruce at the helm.

Generally no, but I just can't stand them. The entire club, fans, certain players (fat ****ing boz-eyed thug Paul Robinson) , and now also the crook of a manager.

Serious. Getting to be a really unlikeable character and has turned almost as quickly as Bran.

. You sound like me with Birmingham.