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morris1234

Cheer up it's monday!

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Monday's are nice, especially as it's 6-a-side on that night.

I only like mondays for that reason aswell, as its 5 a side for me tonight!

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The puppy shat on the hall floor...then pissed in the bathroom.

Stupid Monday.

Stupid puppy.

I get the impression you're forming a great relationship with that puppy ? :unsure:

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The puppy shat on the hall floor...then pissed in the bathroom.

Stupid Monday.

Stupid puppy.

Well, he's getting it part right, bless him. Just train him to hop onto the loo in future and you'll be fine. :yesyes::whistle:

Be nice... you were ickle once! <_< :P

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I only like mondays for that reason aswell, as its 5 a side for me tonight!

Btw i have come the decision that I will NOT be playing tonight. Im just gonna play for Tomassi team as otherwise i think i will die. :frusty:

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Btw i have come the decision that I will NOT be playing tonight. Im just gonna play for Tomassi team as otherwise i think i will die. :frusty:

Damn Fool!

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Why is everyone so bleedin' happy?

It's raining.

And my body aches.

And it's ages till the weekend.

Hmmmmph.

Raining?

Yes im still aching aswell - im so unfit!

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Why is everyone so bleedin' happy?

It's raining.

And my body aches.

And it's ages till the weekend.

Hmmmmph.

I see no rain... :dunno:

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The puppy shat on the hall floor...then pissed in the bathroom.

Stupid Monday.

Stupid puppy.

Think of it as karma.

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Think of it as karma.

When my son was born he had the cord wrapped twice around his neck, he was totally blue. Due to the amount of blood my wife lost during labour and the absence of medical staff present his future was deemed null.

Over the minutes where they were fighting to save my wife, unbeknown to us, an ancillary worker was working on my baby boy. She saved his life. When I looked over, I can't remmeber how long it had been, but I recall seeing this ball of pinkness under the infra-red lamp. I cried so hard with relief and joy.

I love my son more than life itself...he is stupid and funny and all smiles. When he looks up at me I see all the hope in the universe and all the tears that could ever be shed.

He lays turds with more wit and personality than you Ultra. Twat.

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