THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 27 June 2007 Author Posted 27 June 2007 Just put my mind at rest and tell me this girl is from Leicester...? Of course she, I wouldn't have these problems otherwise
Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 *takes notes*Do go on, Fez. Yeah. God I'm bored. Aren't we going to sign anyone today?
Ric Flair Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Kick her in the twat with your Predators on.Girls love "a bit of rough". Haha. I'm amazed that only yourself and myself haven't taken TBJS seriously. Even TPH has offered genuine advice, I think that says a lot about Steader. He's luvstruck, bless him. And we're harping on about school boy pranks we used to play on the opposite sex. Well, I might as well carry on. ' Smell my cheese ' SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Haha. I'm amazed that only yourself and myself haven't taken TBJS seriously. Even TPH has offered genuine advice, I think that says a lot about Steader. He's luvstruck, bless him. And we're harping on about school boy pranks we used to play on the opposite sex.Well, I might as well carry on. ' Smell my cheese ' SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! We used to call one girl "The Inhuman Specimen".
The People's Hero Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Haha. I'm amazed that only yourself and myself haven't taken TBJS seriously. Even TPH has offered genuine advice, I think that says a lot about Steader. He's luvstruck, bless him. And we're harping on about school boy pranks we used to play on the opposite sex.Well, I might as well carry on. ' Smell my cheese ' SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Quite frankly, I'm shocked and appalled at my own actions and thoroughly ashamed. I'm going to sit on the naughty step for 1 minute for each year of my (tawdry) life and then do my hell marys or whatever they are in the hope that Ronald McDonald will see fit to forgive me, or something.
Vennegoor10 Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 hope we will hear some updates soon. In fact if it all goes wrong, go on Jeremy Kyle, Richard and Judy etc, write a book about your troubles, go to the jungle as a celebrity where you meet and fall in love with Danni Bear. Marraige, Children, more reality TV, plastic surgery, drugs, kids off the rails, scandals and Z list. The End
Ric Flair Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 We used to call one girl "The Inhuman Specimen". We used to call one girl Ten Tonne Tess, for obvious reasons - she was a fat bertha.
The People's Hero Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 hope we will hear some updates soon.In fact if it all goes wrong, go on Jeremy Kyle, Richard and Judy etc, write a book about your troubles, go to the jungle as a celebrity where you meet and fall in love with Danni Bear. Marraige, Children, more reality TV, plastic surgery, drugs, kids off the rails, scandals and Z list. The End Where do I sign?
Vennegoor10 Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Where do I sign? I think we can do better than Z-list for you TPH. Release a best seller: Football, Foxestalk and Liquor: The memoirs of a hero
The People's Hero Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 I think we can do better than Z-list for you TPH.Release a best seller: Football, Foxestalk and Liquor: The memoirs of a hero Only if she deserves it.
The People's Hero Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 By the way, TBJS - was your method of telling her that you like her using a phrase like 'wouldn't mind blowing my beans up your muff!' ?
Alexikokopops Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Just make sure you go to a place with her on the same night and make sure you bump into her when she's so drunk she can't stand properly. Then let nature take it's course. Then you get the fun of the "Hungover Scavenger Hunt". She's beautiful AND got low self-esteem = perfect for TBJS Hooray for Peep Show. We used to call one girl Ten Tonne Tess, for obvious reasons - she was a fat bertha. We had the Soviet Shotputter, she was a big unit.
Maybes Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 By the way, TBJS - was your method of telling her that you like her using a phrase like 'wouldn't mind blowing my beans up your muff!' ? the special one
Kent Fox Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Only if she deserves it. As the late, great Bernard Manning said: "You are what you eat".
The People's Hero Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 As the late, great Bernard Manning said:"You are what you eat".
lookwhaticando Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Ok... flowers, meal, texts (that make it clear you're interested but don't sound too pervy), maybe the cinema? (not that kind of film though!). And pay her some attention for god's sake! I find it odd that some people believe the best way to fix a cow's behaviour is to treat her like a special person. It's odd, isn't it. When women behave like total bitches, then men try to fix it by buying dinner etc etc... when a man's being a bastard, he gets dumped.
Milky Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Just push her against the wall, feel her up a bit, then give her a good hard fook. She'll like that.
AoWW Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 I find it odd that some people believe the best way to fix a cow's behaviour is to treat her like a special person. It's odd, isn't it. When women behave like total bitches, then men try to fix it by buying dinner etc etc... when a man's being a bastard, he gets dumped. I wasn't aware she was a cow/bitch/any-other-derogatory-term... . Reading between the lines of TBJS's post, it just seemed to me that she was feeling pretty insecure about herself and was therefore reluctant to accept that his 'affection' was genuine. You get out the wrong side of the bed today, or summat? Anyways, men who are bastards deserve to get dumped, imo!
Guest Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 It takes a long time to build up any trust in someone if your self-esteem is low (or non-existent). It can be harder if you know and care for the person giving you the compliments. You just have to persevere (without being pushy), and be yourself. Oh, and be patient.
Webbo Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Just push her against the wall, feel her up a bit, then give her a good hard fook. She'll like that. You're not 'Dear Diedrie' are you?
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