THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 ...just came over to my desk and gave me a tube of KY Jelly and a rubber toy snail with extending tongue when squeezed. Anyone know what this means?
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 ...just came over to my desk and gave me a tube of KY Jelly and a rubber toy snail with extending tongue when squeezed.Anyone know what this means? She wants you to shove the rubber toy snail up your arse?
Kent Fox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 ...just came over to my desk and gave me a tube of KY Jelly and a rubber toy snail with extending tongue when squeezed.Anyone know what this means? And then squeeze it.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 She wants you to shove the rubber toy snail up your arse? I thought that
davieG Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 ...just came over to my desk and gave me a tube of KY Jelly and a rubber toy snail with extending tongue when squeezed.Anyone know what this means? It's a euphemism for have you got a rubber, you youngsters know FA
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 I thought that Great minds. Not the question is why would she want you to shove the toy snail up your arse. That is a question I cannot answear.
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 It's a euphemism for have you got a rubber, you youngsters know FA Ye ****ing what? How is it?
Babylon Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 It's symbolism. The snail represents your tiny penis, the KY represents.... errrrr.... something else to so with you having a tiny penis.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 Ye ****ing what? How is it? Too late now, I have inserted the snail into my rectum, feels quite nice actually, if I clench my bottucks the snails body deflates and his tongue flicks out and tickles my bumhole. When I get bored I can just grab the tongue and yank it out and then eat it. Thuper!!
Zingari Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 ...just came over to my desk and gave me a tube of KY Jelly and a rubber toy snail with extending tongue when squeezed.Anyone know what this means? do you work in some sort of mental institution
AoWW Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 TBJS - You're not having much luck with girls this week are you?!
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 do you work in some sort of mental institution No, but I think she's spent a bit of time on one in the past
Zingari Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 No, but I think she's spent a bit of time on one in the past obviously the drugs don't work
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 TBJS - You're not having much luck with girls this week are you?! Mixed bag, my stalker text me yesterday saying she still loves me and that if i ever were to have an accident she would be first at my bedside and would stay there 24/7 till I wake up *this is a girl I met twice in town!* and she's insisted she's staying over on Saturday night! *hopefully not in a ploy to put me in hospital* I girl at work has also asked me out on Saturday.
Daggers Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 TBJS - What job do you do and are there any vacancies?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 TBJS - What job do you do and are there any vacancies? IT admin, I'm leaving in September to persue my career, I'll advise them of your interest before I leave.
Zingari Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 a portable gas stove, a pot of water and a cute little rabbit............what does this mean
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 a portable gas stove, a pot of water and a cute little rabbit............what does this mean
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 ...stand corrected said the man with the orphapedic shoes
AoWW Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Mixed bag, my stalker text me yesterday saying she still loves me and that if i ever were to have an accident she would be first at my bedside and would stay there 24/7 till I wake up *this is a girl I met twice in town!* and she's insisted she's staying over on Saturday night! *hopefully not in a ploy to put me in hospital*I girl at work has also asked me out on Saturday. :eek: Bunny Boiler, without a shadow of a doubt. Hope you've got eyes in the back of your head!
Daggers Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 IT admin, I'm leaving in September to persue my career, I'll advise them of your interest before I leave. Wow! And here's me almost damn qualified to do the job. Dear *insert name here TBJS* I would very much like TBJS' job as I am almost damn qualified for it. I am very good at wasting time on internet forums and have a brilliant command of sarcasm. In my spare time I enjoy cycling, walks in the country and rough sex. I am not prepared to relocate nor do I intend on being punctual as I see it as a virtue of the Devil. Before you thrust the contract into my hands I would like to book my holidays. Thanks DaggersDaveDiscoLemondBob
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Wow! And here's me almost damn qualified to do the job.Dear *insert name here TBJS* I would very much like TBJS' job as I am almost damn qualified for it. I am very good at wasting time on internet forums and have a brilliant command of sarcasm. In my spare time I enjoy cycling, walks in the country and rough sex. I am not prepared to relocate nor do I intend on being punctual as I see it as a virtue of the Devil. Before you thrust the contract into my hands I would like to book my holidays. Thanks DaggersDaveDiscoLemondBob That would probabley get you a job here.
Daggers Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 That would probabley get you a job here. I am after one.
Kent Fox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 I am after one. That'll be two then. That comes after one.
mancunianfox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 In my spare time I enjoy cycling, walks in the country and rough sex. Awesome
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