Matt Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Jeremy Kyle anyday. Not watched Trisha tbh but since being out of work i've enjoyed the delights of the wonderful people, with their wonderful incestuous and drug laundering problems on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Ford Super Sunday Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 At least Trisha doesn't mess around with people's lives like Jeremy. When Trish reads out DNA and Lie detector results, she reads them out properly... Jeremy.. 'The DNA results show that Dwayne................................................(long pause)................................ IS the childs father' 'We asked Erica if she'd taken it up the chuff by her brother-in-law Darren, she said no............................... (long pause) Well, well, well, you were LYING weren't you, you cheap little tramp' I know the long pause is for dramatic effect, but there are people's lives (granted low-lifes) but these are real emotions, i'd hate to be kept waiting by JK. EDIT: And the fact Trisha was axed by Five makes a difference too! I hate Kyle, but it's a good watch, only when his guests have more then 4 teeth (combined)
Ford Super Sunday Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 End of thread. I see your Ricki, and I raise you..
MPH Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 if this was about who i would like to shoot first, then you'd get an answer
Daggers Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Can either of them fix Boilers? Possibly, or maybe they can help on the show... Legal drug addiction Is your child or someone you know addicted to legal drugs? Or maybe you are the one addicted to 'legal highs' and want our help to get off them. For a chance to appear on the show call Sarah on 0161 9520784 or email [email protected] Boiler problems Is your boiler upsetting you? Has it left you in the cold when you wanted to get all warm and cuddly? Or maybe it has been popping next door for some anal sex while you were out at work? For a chance to salvage your relationship call Brian on 0161 9520785 or email [email protected] Lie detector If you need a lie detector test to save your relationship and would like the chance to appear on the show call Jon on 0161 95 20763 or email [email protected] DNA For a chance to make the father of your baby face his responsibilities by appearing on the show call Tracey on 0161 95 20769 or email [email protected] Anger Do you or someone you love have anger issues? If you would like the chance to appear on the show call Tracey on 0161 95 20769 or email [email protected] Feuding families If you're having problems with relatives and need answers call Naomi on 0161 95 20747 or email [email protected] Break ups If you’re having problems with your ex, or want your ex back, and want to be on the show call Naomi on 0161 95 20747 or email [email protected] Relationships If you’re worried your relationship will breakdown unless things change, call Jon on 0161 95 20763 or email [email protected] Reunions If you’re searching for a long lost family member, call Luke on 0161 95 20756 or email [email protected] Appearance If you want Jeremy’s help with a problem not listed above, contact Tracey on 0161 95 20769 or email [email protected] Text or leave a message If you’re over 16 and want to be considered for the show, text the word ‘talk’ plus your name to 63334. Texts cost 25 pence plus one standard network rate message. Alternatively, you can leave a message on the general telephone number 09011 123 456. Calls cost 25p from a BT landline. Calls from other networks may be higher and mobiles will be considerably more. For full terms and conditions, go to www.itv.com/terms
Manwell Pablo Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Possibly, or maybe they can help on the show...Legal drug addiction Is your child or someone you know addicted to legal drugs? Or maybe you are the one addicted to 'legal highs' and want our help to get off them. For a chance to appear on the show call Sarah on 0161 9520784 or email [email protected] Boiler problems Is your boiler upsetting you? Has it left you in the cold when you wanted to get all warm and cuddly? Or maybe it has been popping next door for some anal sex while you were out at work? For a chance to salvage your relationship call Brian on 0161 9520785 or email [email protected] Lie detector If you need a lie detector test to save your relationship and would like the chance to appear on the show call Jon on 0161 95 20763 or email [email protected] DNA For a chance to make the father of your baby face his responsibilities by appearing on the show call Tracey on 0161 95 20769 or email [email protected] Anger Do you or someone you love have anger issues? If you would like the chance to appear on the show call Tracey on 0161 95 20769 or email [email protected] Feuding families If you're having problems with relatives and need answers call Naomi on 0161 95 20747 or email [email protected] Break ups If you’re having problems with your ex, or want your ex back, and want to be on the show call Naomi on 0161 95 20747 or email [email protected] Relationships If you’re worried your relationship will breakdown unless things change, call Jon on 0161 95 20763 or email [email protected] Reunions If you’re searching for a long lost family member, call Luke on 0161 95 20756 or email [email protected] Appearance If you want Jeremy’s help with a problem not listed above, contact Tracey on 0161 95 20769 or email [email protected] Text or leave a message If you’re over 16 and want to be considered for the show, text the word ‘talk’ plus your name to 63334. Texts cost 25 pence plus one standard network rate message. Alternatively, you can leave a message on the general telephone number 09011 123 456. Calls cost 25p from a BT landline. Calls from other networks may be higher and mobiles will be considerably more. For full terms and conditions, go to www.itv.com/terms Fuking thing. Maybe it thinks now I've managed to stop the bird doing that it can take over.
lou Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 That Maury programme is just unbelievable, hes had women on there who have tested about 40 blokes and still not found the fathers... how can you sleep with that many men in such a short period of time?! Total scutters they are
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