Dr The Singh Posted 2 August 2007 Posted 2 August 2007 Each his own Did I say those things...........................well it does say posted by 'The Singh'!!!
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 2 August 2007 Author Posted 2 August 2007 See I can do that too. Clever, huh? you've ruined it.....don't do that again next time
Joe. Posted 2 August 2007 Posted 2 August 2007 Anything by Rhianna. Mainly because my sister likes her and learns to play her songs. Unfortunately she practices a lot. So I get to hear Rhianna, Rhianna and more Rhianna. The current crap is the Corrs.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 2 August 2007 Author Posted 2 August 2007 Anything by Rhianna. Mainly because my sister likes her and learns to play her songs. Unfortunately she practices a lot. So I get to hear Rhianna, Rhianna and more Rhianna. The current crap is the Corrs. I don't like Rhianna, but I sure would give her a billy bummage!!
Kent Fox Posted 2 August 2007 Posted 2 August 2007 What Kent Fox, Sean Pauls girl is fit, i didn't know you were so defensive about anyone talking about her!!! I take it back, if it makes you feel better!!! They were lyrics from THE worst song EVER!! Joe Dolce' Shaddap you face (or something). And I don't give a toss about Sean Paul, let alone his missus..
Cat Burger Posted 2 August 2007 Posted 2 August 2007 Lately: 'I ain't got a motorboat but I can float your boat' God why bother? Oh yeah you make millions from crap like that I forgot. And also, 'my fingertips are holding on to the cracks in our foundations' - is this meant to be subversive somehow? I mean, foundations are at ground level, you don't hang on to them like you would a roof for instance, I'd like to see Kate Nash hanging from a roof, to see if she could support her massive head.
Leonisco Posted 2 August 2007 Posted 2 August 2007 And also, 'my fingertips are holding on to the cracks in our foundations' - is this meant to be subversive somehow? I mean, foundations are at ground level, you don't hang on to them like you would a roof for instance, I'd like to see Kate Nash hanging from a roof, to see if she could support her massive head. Shine by Take That is getting on my ****ing nerves now, the last few weeks I've been painting with my dad so we've had the radio on a lot, they play it every 5 ****ing minutes!
Simi Posted 2 August 2007 Posted 2 August 2007 Shine by Take That is getting on my ****ing nerves now, the last few weeks I've been painting with my dad so we've had the radio on a lot, they play it every 5 ****ing minutes! Leicester Sound plays the same songs everyday Nelly Furtado, The Frey, Rihanna and Kasier Chiefs
lildave3 Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 Eddy Grant, Joe Dalce and Sean Paul are all top songs. And umbrella.
General Smuts Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 Lately:'I ain't got a motorboat but I can float your boat' God why bother? Oh yeah you make millions from crap like that I forgot. And also, 'my fingertips are holding on to the cracks in our foundations' - is this meant to be subversive somehow? I mean, foundations are at ground level, you don't hang on to them like you would a roof for instance, I'd like to see Kate Nash hanging from a roof, to see if she could support her massive head. Woah Woah Woah Kate Nash has a beautiful voice and i would like to marry her and have lots naughty times alone with her and nowt but a box of vienesse whirls. Leave her be you big meanie!
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 3 August 2007 Author Posted 3 August 2007 Woah Woah Woah Kate Nash has a beautiful voice and i would like to marry her and have lots naughty times alone with her and nowt but a box of vienesse whirls. Leave her be you big meanie! I would also like to see Kate Nash hanging from the rafters, sorry, she's just a ****
The People's Hero Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 I have solution which suits everybody. Let's have sex with her and THEN hang her and THEN eat many viennese whirls. I should be a diplomat.
General Smuts Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 I have solution which suits everybody. Let's have sex with her and THEN hang her and THEN eat many viennese whirls.I should be a diplomat. Shotgun sloppy firsts!
Dr The Singh Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 I have solution which suits everybody. Let's have sex with her and THEN hang her and THEN eat many viennese whirls.I should be a diplomat. This is my kind of party............................
The People's Hero Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 This is my kind of party............................ Can you turbanate me please Singh? I believe it might add an additional 15% in terms of sexual ardour. And perhaps buy me some time too as whilst you're doing that, my mind won't be on 'the game'.
Dr The Singh Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 Can you turbanate me please Singh?I believe it might add an additional 15% in terms of sexual ardour. And perhaps buy me some time too as whilst you're doing that, my mind won't be on 'the game'. No, because then I will have compete with another turbanee for the lady\ladies, but what about a 'Monty' style Patka instead, the girls really dig that aswell and by thinking of Monty, that will keep your mind of the 'game'!!!
The People's Hero Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 No, because then I will have compete with another turbanee for the lady\ladies, but what about a 'Monty' style Patka instead, the girls really dig that aswell and by thinking of Monty, that will keep your mind of the 'game'!!! Bingo. We have a winner. Patka it is!
NFFC Chris Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 Here's a list of my most hated songs: Outkast-Hey Ya(Richard Cheese did a great job of taking the pee out of it ) Akon ft Eminem-Smack That(Felt like saying I'll smack you Akon if you don't shut up when I first heard it) Aerosmith-Dude,Looks Like A Lady(A complete joke of a song,not one of Aerosmith's finest moments!) Whitney Houston-I Will Always Love You(Screeching all the way through,she murdered a Dolly Parton classic) Bryan Adams-Everything I Do(I Do It For You)(Can't believe this was number one for 11 weeks,irritating from start to finish!) Alien Ant Farm-Movies Aqua-Barbie Girl Bob The Builder-Can We Fix It? Shayne Ward-That's My Goal Will Young-Leave Right Now Gareth Gates-Unchained Melody Arctic Monkeys-Brianstorm Berlin-Take My Breath Away Billy Joel-Uptown Girl Westlife-Uptown Girl Wet Wet Wet-Love Is All Around Blue-All Rise Five-We Will Rock You Cliff Richard-Saviour's Grace Cyndi Lauper-Girls Just Want To Have Fun Mr Blobby Song Crazy Frog Song! DJ Casper-Cha Cha Slide I could go on and on but I will stop there.
Tommeh Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 Any Fvcking Mika song also Sean paul and Amy whinehouse
lildave3 Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 It's amazing how many so called shit songs I like,
NFFC Chris Posted 3 August 2007 Posted 3 August 2007 Any Fvcking Mika song also Sean paul and Amy whinehouse Agreed don't get me started on those three.Oh and how could I forget Sean Paul's Temperature,one of the worst songs of all time for sure,and Mika's Grace Kelly sucks harder than people suck on lemons.
Cat Burger Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Woah Woah Woah Kate Nash has a beautiful voice and i would like to marry her and have lots naughty times alone with her and nowt but a box of vienesse whirls. Leave her be you big meanie! Wow, you'd marry her for her voice? but you don't mind that she looks like a troll? I couldn't do it (I say sitting on my stool being filmed for a police advert.) My discourse remains, what is she on about?
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