lee7 Posted 24 August 2007 Posted 24 August 2007 I'm not really into intense body building, i do some weights to keep toned, but i would much prefer to do intense cardio. i don't go to the gym to do body building, i go to keep really fit so i'm not out of shape when i play football.
Guest Posted 24 August 2007 Posted 24 August 2007 I use the gym to keep myself fit, healthy and toned. I may look like a beef cake, but I can assure you, I'm as hard as beef dripping. My pet hates (which might have been mentioned). - People who don't follow the directional arrows in the car park, and shout at me when they almost drive into my car. - People who park as close to the entrance as possible, even if that means not using a parking space; it's a gym for pity's sake. If you can't be arsed to walk the extra 50 yards, why bother going at all? - People who faff around at the entrance. Just get in and get on with it. - People who leave locker doors open; would it hurt to take the extra 2 seconds to close the sodding thing, and stop me from getting any more bruises? - People who leave empty shampoo bottles/shower gel bottles/face wipes/tampons etc lying around the place. Yes, I know that there is a cleaner, but why on earth put bins in the place? I'm sure she's really glad she's paid minimum wage to clear up after you lazy arsewipes. Do you leave used sanitary products lying around your own houses? Scum. - People who sweat, and don't clean it up. The last thing I want to do is touch your bodily extracts, you dirty cocksucker. - People who leave really heavy weights on the equipment. I'm there to tone up, not look like a shot putter. - People who use the gym as a social network. There's a bar upstairs, go and chat there. I want that treadmill to run on, not stroll at 4.2km/h whilst discussing the finer points of my latest lobotomy. There are more, but I can't be arsed typing it. Thank god, you all cry....
lee7 Posted 24 August 2007 Posted 24 August 2007 I use the gym to keep myself fit, healthy and toned. I may look like a beef cake, but I can assure you, I'm as hard as beef dripping.My pet hates (which might have been mentioned). - People who don't follow the directional arrows in the car park, and shout at me when they almost drive into my car. - People who park as close to the entrance as possible, even if that means not using a parking space; it's a gym for pity's sake. If you can't be arsed to walk the extra 50 yards, why bother going at all? - People who faff around at the entrance. Just get in and get on with it. - People who leave locker doors open; would it hurt to take the extra 2 seconds to close the sodding thing, and stop me from getting any more bruises? - People who leave empty shampoo bottles/shower gel bottles/face wipes/tampons etc lying around the place. Yes, I know that there is a cleaner, but why on earth put bins in the place? I'm sure she's really glad she's paid minimum wage to clear up after you lazy arsewipes. Do you leave used sanitary products lying around your own houses? Scum. - People who sweat, and don't clean it up. The last thing I want to do is touch your bodily extracts, you dirty cocksucker. - People who leave really heavy weights on the equipment. I'm there to tone up, not look like a shot putter. - People who use the gym as a social network. There's a bar upstairs, go and chat there. I want that treadmill to run on, not stroll at 4.2km/h whilst discussing the finer points of my latest lobotomy. There are more, but I can't be arsed typing it. Thank god, you all cry.... it really annoys me when people don't clean up there sweat then you have to go and get a tissue to clean the seat of the bike or wipe the treadmill. also there are a load of girls who go up there for a chat and go along on the treadmill at 3km/h and they stay on it for about an hour.
Guest Posted 24 August 2007 Posted 24 August 2007 also there are a load of girls who go up there for a chat and go along on the treadmill at 3km/h and they stay on it for about an hour. It's particularly bad mid-morning, I have found. They exercise their jaws before filling their faces with coffee and muffins.
Tommy G Posted 24 August 2007 Author Posted 24 August 2007 it really annoys me when people don't clean up there sweat then you have to go and get a tissue to clean the seat of the bike or wipe the treadmill. also there are a load of girls who go up there for a chat and go along on the treadmill at 3km/h and they stay on it for about an hour. Not just girls, old men and women do that aswell. i HATE people that feel the need to talk on their phones in the gym. I read on the forum on www.menshealth.co.uk that there was this one gym where this fella trained where there was a network blackout when you entered you gym, so you couldn't use the bloody thing!! Genius. Anyone got to next generation gym in narborough?
Thracian Posted 24 August 2007 Posted 24 August 2007 I use the gym to keep myself fit, healthy and toned. I may look like a beef cake, but I can assure you, I'm as hard as beef dripping.My pet hates (which might have been mentioned). - People who don't follow the directional arrows in the car park, and shout at me when they almost drive into my car. - People who park as close to the entrance as possible, even if that means not using a parking space; it's a gym for pity's sake. If you can't be arsed to walk the extra 50 yards, why bother going at all? - People who faff around at the entrance. Just get in and get on with it. - People who leave locker doors open; would it hurt to take the extra 2 seconds to close the sodding thing, and stop me from getting any more bruises? - People who leave empty shampoo bottles/shower gel bottles/face wipes/tampons etc lying around the place. Yes, I know that there is a cleaner, but why on earth put bins in the place? I'm sure she's really glad she's paid minimum wage to clear up after you lazy arsewipes. Do you leave used sanitary products lying around your own houses? Scum. - People who sweat, and don't clean it up. The last thing I want to do is touch your bodily extracts, you dirty cocksucker. - People who leave really heavy weights on the equipment. I'm there to tone up, not look like a shot putter. - People who use the gym as a social network. There's a bar upstairs, go and chat there. I want that treadmill to run on, not stroll at 4.2km/h whilst discussing the finer points of my latest lobotomy. There are more, but I can't be arsed typing it. Thank god, you all cry.... After reading that I think I'll rig out my own gym.
lee7 Posted 24 August 2007 Posted 24 August 2007 Not just girls, old men and women do that aswell. i HATE people that feel the need to talk on their phones in the gym. I read on the forum on www.menshealth.co.uk that there was this one gym where this fella trained where there was a network blackout when you entered you gym, so you couldn't use the bloody thing!! Genius. Anyone got to next generation gym in narborough? it make it really annoying when there is a lounge where you are supposed to go and chat but they sit in the middle of the floor of the gym
Guest Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 Anyone got to next generation gym in narborough? Yes. I'm the grumpy old cow giving everyone evils.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 People in vests and 3 quarter lengths, sorry but you look like a fag People with workout-enforced bad postures, hunched over backs and/or no necks due to their over-indulgence in being big 'upperbody' The twat that is tone-deaf but continually sings out loud in the gym and generally sweats alot, yes mate you probably think you're a bit of a character but the majority of people in there think you're a complete git. Annoying The stupid bitch on front desk who has a go at me if I misplace my card, "No entreh wivaat ya card". fook off you common shit Smelly people - there's always one or two of them and they absolutely stink everytime, it's that potent you spend half your workout time avoiding them and at times you just want to say 'look mate you stink, wear a clean t shirt for gods sake you clammy twat' TBJS
Tommy G Posted 25 August 2007 Author Posted 25 August 2007 People in vests and 3 quarter lengths, sorry but you look like a fag So true!!
Unit Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 I used to go to braunstone gym and I hate it. The equipment is good but the thought of PAYING to run... hahaahahahaaaaa I also hate it when I do weights on their silly leather-esque seats, stand up and see a perfect copy of my arse on the chair... in sweat. MMMM.
Geo V Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 I go but I don't know why I bother. I eat too much at the wrong times and drink too much (off out to catch mates stag do in Town in about 45 mins which typifies what I mean). Its a bit pointless, especially when you hit 35 and it gets harder to actually achieve anything Anyway, pet hates are the people who just come up to you and chat when all I wanna do is train. Especially some of the low lifes who gloat about there lives as down trodden criminals and the money they earn by selling stolen cars or weed. Why the fook they would want to tell people stuff like that beggars belief. Women in there 40s and 50s sitting in the jacuzzi wanting to start up conversation. My eyes being shut and sitting back is a good pointer that I want them to shut the fook up and leave me to relax. Also throw in the sweaty bettys who get up off a machine and leave a sweat stain in the shape of Italy and dont wipe the seat the dirty sods. I then cant use my towel as thats for my face so I go and get tissues from the machine to wipe down the seat and return to see some other bugger sitting down on the machine I was about to use. And another thing, posers. These huge monsters who look like they have been tangoed who sit around if no-one is too close and then explode in some heavy weight pulling so they can show the bystanders how many Kilos they can pull without breaking sweat. 10 mins after strolling around and making a guest appearance they fook off. I`ll end it with the dudes who come out of the shower and are in no hurry to dry off and get dressed or at least get some pants on. Standing there with everything swinging or walking about for no reason butt naked and hoping that people look in there direction is worrying. That`ll do for now.
Raj Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 Gym is for losers. Just take steroids. You nuts will shrink but your biceps will be like melons!
Micky Ruddle Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 I'm a 'Sorrel gym user myself. Just fitness training at the moment. Recovering from an injury. Been out for weeks Weights will come into plan sooner rather than laters.
Tommy G Posted 25 August 2007 Author Posted 25 August 2007 Gym is for losers.Just take steroids. You nuts will shrink but your biceps will be like melons! Your wrong, just because 'you' don't like going doesn't mean its for loosers. Secondly taking steroids will make ur balls shrink, but wont give you biceps like 'melons' unless you combine it with training.
Raj Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 all you need is horse steroids which are easily available from most unreputable gyms and do 100 press ups a day. With the horse steroids you will be as big as Dorian Yates before you can say,"is blood supposed to come out my arse!!!???
Tommy G Posted 25 August 2007 Author Posted 25 August 2007 I wouldn't inject anything into me, especially things that are meant for horses!
lildave3 Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 Gym is for losers.Just take steroids. You nuts will shrink but your biceps will be like melons! Your wrong, just because 'you' don't like going doesn't mean its for loosers. Secondly taking steroids will make ur balls shrink, but wont give you biceps like 'melons' unless you combine it with training. Do people not get jokes these days then?
Turtles Head Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 all you need is horse steroids which are easily available from most unreputable gyms and do 100 press ups a day.With the horse steroids you will be as big as Dorian Yates before you can say,"is blood supposed to come out my arse!!!??? Dear.God. What planet are you on? So many people in this thread are unbelievably ignorant towards anybody who might have a slightly better than average physique. Jealousy? Maybe.... Ive been using gyms for years, worked in half a dozen and you get used to being stereotyped into "all being wankers", as i believe it was so eloquently put. The fact is that admittedly there are some tits who think they're hard because of the weight they can lift, but in the majority, you'll find its just normal, average joes doing something they enjoy, can see obvious rewards from as well as having countless health benefits. Im off to take some horse steroids, do some push ups and watch my arms inflate to 8 times their current size, then batter 74 people at once......apparently
Raj Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 Im off to take some horse steroids, do some push ups and watch my arms inflate to 8 times their current size, then batter 74 people at once......apparently GOOD LAD!
Tommy G Posted 25 August 2007 Author Posted 25 August 2007 Dear.God.What planet are you on? So many people in this thread are unbelievably ignorant towards anybody who might have a slightly better than average physique. Jealousy? Maybe.... Ive been using gyms for years, worked in half a dozen and you get used to being stereotyped into "all being wankers", as i believe it was so eloquently put. The fact is that admittedly there are some tits who think they're hard because of the weight they can lift, but in the majority, you'll find its just normal, average joes doing something they enjoy, can see obvious rewards from as well as having countless health benefits. Im off to take some horse steroids, do some push ups and watch my arms inflate to 8 times their current size, then batter 74 people at once......apparently Here ****ing here. most sense i've heard in ages. And you are correct about the jealousy bit aswell
Raj Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 Does the G in Tommy G stand for GUNS? I.e Biceps...(BIG GUNS!)
lildave3 Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 Does the G in Tommy G stand for GUNS?I.e Biceps...(BIG GUNS!) Nope, gonorrhea.
The Reverend Posted 25 August 2007 Posted 25 August 2007 Here ****ing here. most sense i've heard in ages. And you are correct about the jealousy bit aswell FFS!! Do you bloody idiots not know when someone is joking!! Clearly EvingtonRaj is taking the piss for Gods sake!! Horse steroids, i cannot believe people take things like that seriously. Really is laughable.
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