MPH Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 Reuters - Wednesday, August 22 09:55 amMOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict". The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this." Posted on yahoo news
Milky Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 That women should be shot, no, let's say tortured, and smack her in the face with a few dildos while you're at it.
Alexikokopops Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 "I was burning like a torch" HAHAHAHAHAHA
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 That women should be shot, no, let's say tortured, and smack her in the face with a few dildos while you're at it. Now is not the time to make porn.
MPH Posted 5 September 2007 Author Posted 5 September 2007 my ex didnt do anything like this, but when i invited her to watch the city she asked if she could bring a book... just as bad a crime in my opinion...
Guest Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 He probably deserved it. Serves him right for wearing no clothes as well.
MPH Posted 5 September 2007 Author Posted 5 September 2007 How flammable is the average penis? as flammable as the average torch, so it would seem....
Nationwider Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 as flammable as the average torch, so it would seem.... Well, he'd cause a scene if he ran into the Olympic stadium in Beijing like that!
MPH Posted 5 September 2007 Author Posted 5 September 2007 Well, he'd cause a scene if he ran into the Olympic stadium in Beijing like that! they are always looking for back up plans if things go wrong.... seems they have one if the torch goes out...
AoWW Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 How flammable is the average penis? Dunno, but lets have a poll anyway! ...only we'd obviously then need to set up an experiment to find out who was right. So, are there any willing volunteers who wouldn't object to having their penis set light to? - all in the name of vital research, you understand. No, on second thoughts, maybe not one of my better ideas . A tad extreme.
Daggers Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 How flammable is the average penis? ...well, spontaneous combustion might go some way to explaining my personal problem
MC Prussian Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 How flammable is the average penis? Err... Depends on individual circumstances?
Karlos Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 Err... Depends on individual circumstances? He probably p*ssed out the vodka to make it catch easier!!!
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