Joe. Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryls shagged so much she'sAlmost worn out her pelvis And most of that can be put down To the handiwork of Elvis I'm getting good at this! Ha ha the rhyming is good, but they don't fit to a tune though.
Sods Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryls shagged so much she'sAlmost worn out her pelvis And most of that can be put down To the handiwork of Elvis I'm getting good at this! Thats a good one, here a tricky one, how about Wesolowski
simonthefox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Made an alteration mate, hope you dont mind. Getting N'gotty into that was pure genius though fella My next challenge is getting Radostin Kishishev into one...
Joe. Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper, She likes a bit of fun, The only time she's getting it's with Ricky Sappleton.
simonthefox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole has had them all Thracian, Sods and Fez (Oh!) But the one that really tops them all Goes by the name of Weso Near enough
Sods Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole has had them allThracian, Sods and Fez (Oh!) But the one that really tops them all Goes by the name of Weso Near enough I like it.
simonthefox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's seen Monsters Inc Starring Mike Wazowski But the thing she cries out most of all is "Oh, James Wesolowski!" Beat that!
Joe. Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's seen Monsters IncStarring Mike Wazowski But the thing she cries out most of all is "Oh, James Wesolowski!" Now that's last resort :laugh:
Wezleylowski Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryls got a secret She never wanted Ashley the only man shes ever wanted is James Wesowlowski
Sparky Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 cheryl coles a slapper and ashleys got a maggot so she said fook off you cnut im off to shag gerry taggart
Sods Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's seen Monsters IncStarring Mike Wazowski But the thing she cries out most of all is "Oh, James Wesolowski!" Beat that! ohhhhhhhhhhh fez we have a contender
simonthefox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's had many But I doubt that she has ev- -er had someone as good in bed As Radostin Kishishev
Joe. Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryls got a secret She never wanted Ashley the only man shes ever wanted is James Wesowlowski That's a great effort there Wes
Wezleylowski Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 That's a great effort there Wes . Ha take that SimonTheFox
simonthefox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 . Ha take that SimonTheFox Yeah, but I managed to get Radostin Kishishev into one So there *sticks tongue out*
simonthefox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl's very proud of it But Ash thinks its a pity That she f****d the entire lot The team of Leicester City
Wezleylowski Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Yeah, but I managed to get Radostin Kishishev into oneSo there *sticks tongue out* I WILL create one with Radostin Kishishev in it but not tonight, All this song writing has drained me
Joe. Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl's had the Chelsea team She's even scored with Shev But most of all she would like A night with Kishishev Ha!
simonthefox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl's had the Chelsea teamShe's even scored with Shev But most of all she would like A night with Kishishev Ha! Damn you.....
Jimmy Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 PLEASE get some of these song loud and proud so those of us unable to go can hear over the radio ...
simonthefox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper A dirty little b***h Ashley wasnt good enough So she went for Mandaric It wasn't just his money It wasn't, please don't mock The reason she loves Mandy so? He's got a massive ... :eek: They had a long term affair All the while not disturbin' Little Ashley, fast asleep That crafty little Serbian
Monk Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 I'm liking the above as an all in one song I have to say... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cheryl Cole's a slapper Well who would have thought While she's shagging ashley She's screwing with Carl Cort By the way this HAS to be up there for thread of the year Fez
Monk Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole too easy Old ashley needs to pee While he went to the loo she took it from phil gee
Milky Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper, a dirty, filthy whore. she ****s Ash in a car park, watched by Stan Collymore
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