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Posted

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

Her Pussy smells of fish

and whys shes shagging Ashley

Shes thinking of David Nish

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

watching ballet from the Bolshoi

When shes shagging Ashley

She think of Captain Walshy.

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

she said your gonna pay son!

When shes shagging Ashley

She thinking of Simon Grayson.

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

awwww look at her new little puppy...

When shes shagging Ashley

She wants to be fishing with Steven Guppy.

Posted

lampard is a willy puller

he wears a wankers kit

and when he plays for england

we all know he's **** shit!

ya shit, ya shit. ya shit ya shit ya shit....ya shit, ya shit. ya shit ya shit ya shit....

(and at this point he hits a wonder strike from 30 yards lol)

Posted

Cheryl is a nice girl.

Shes just a geordie lass

She didnt have a boyfriend

until she met young Ash

And now she is a slapper

And thinks that sex is fine

Thats why the whole Chesea first team

Is at Ashleys all the time.

:|

Posted
Cheryl is a nice girl.

Shes just a geordie lass

She didnt have a boyfriend

until she met young Ash

And now she is a slapper

And thinks that sex is fine

Thats why the whole Chesea first team

Is at Ashleys all the time.

:|

lol

cheryl coles a slapper

the other girls are too

and when shes shagging ashley

she wants the leicester blue! :rolleyes:

LEEEEIIICCCEESSTTERRR BLLLUUUEEE! leicester blue leicester blue leicester blue!

Posted
Cheryl Cole's a slapper

watching ballet from the Bolshoi

When shes shagging Ashley

She think of Captain Walshy.

Don't give up the day job FIAB, eh?

lol Anyone who can rhyme 'Bolshoi' and 'Walshy' deserves to be poet laureate.

Posted
lampard is a willy puller

he wears a wankers kit

and when he plays for england

we all know he's **** shit!

I might start singing this even if i am on my own i hate the fat bastard.

Posted

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

She's from a geordie gutter,

And if I had my way,

She'd cop 9 inch of the Futter.

Alright, the last bit is an exaggeration, but it's my song so b0lox.

Posted

cheryl cole's a slapper,

she takes it up the bum,

and when she's shagging ashley,

she sees richard stearman,

cheryl cole's a slapper,

she gets right on my wick,

i bet that ashley's faster,

than an alan sheehan free kick,

cheryl cole's got herpes,

i wonder where its from?

ill tell you were it's not though,

and thats from collins john

Posted
cheryl cole's a slapper,

she takes it up the bum,

and when she's shagging ashley,

she sees richard stearman,

cheryl cole's a slapper,

she gets right on my wick,

i bet that ashley's faster,

than an alan sheehan free kick,

cheryl cole's got herpes,

i wonder where its from?

ill tell you were it's not though,

and thats from collins john

Mate i think you should stop now before they all get ridiculous and you wreck all the actual good ones on this thread.

Posted

Mandy made his money legitimately

As opposed to the crooks over at Chelsea

Abramovich took advantage of Soviet poverty

He may have lots of money but he can't buy history

We are the Leicester City boys

We come from far and wide, to support our side

We all went to Plymouth, twelve hour round trip

Cos we're taking Leicester City back to the Premiership

Posted
Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

But is proud to be white caucasean,

Sharing a rickety soap box,

With our friend, Thracian.

eww that cheryl coles a slut,

projectile vomitly sik she makes us,

fuk tha A.cole

she wants our Ashley chambers!!

AHHHHHHHH lol

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