The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl's had her share of cock, And has an appetite for more, But she's never had it quite as good, As the LCFC play off heroes of '94.
Fox in a Box Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Crow's a slapper,Never hard to part from her knickers, Especially by Garry Parker, In his sparkly winklepickers. Now that's a song. Utter Genius..
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2007 Author Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's got syphilis,Because her last ex-had, It was either Tim Flowers, Or Pegguy Arphexad. :laugh:
Fox in a Box Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper Her Pussy smells of fish and whys shes shagging Ashley Shes thinking of David Nish Cheryl Cole's a slapper watching ballet from the Bolshoi When shes shagging Ashley She think of Captain Walshy. Cheryl Cole's a slapper she said your gonna pay son! When shes shagging Ashley She thinking of Simon Grayson. Cheryl Cole's a slapper awwww look at her new little puppy... When shes shagging Ashley She wants to be fishing with Steven Guppy.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2007 Author Posted 30 October 2007 Don't give up the day job FIAB, eh?
woody1983 Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 lampard is a willy puller he wears a wankers kit and when he plays for england we all know he's **** shit! ya shit, ya shit. ya shit ya shit ya shit....ya shit, ya shit. ya shit ya shit ya shit.... (and at this point he hits a wonder strike from 30 yards )
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Don't give up the day job FIAB, eh? I enjoy his work, very post modern abstract.
Raj Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl is a nice girl. Shes just a geordie lass She didnt have a boyfriend until she met young Ash And now she is a slapper And thinks that sex is fine Thats why the whole Chesea first team Is at Ashleys all the time.
morris1234 Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl is a nice girl.Shes just a geordie lass She didnt have a boyfriend until she met young Ash And now she is a slapper And thinks that sex is fine Thats why the whole Chesea first team Is at Ashleys all the time. cheryl coles a slapper the other girls are too and when shes shagging ashley she wants the leicester blue! LEEEEIIICCCEESSTTERRR BLLLUUUEEE! leicester blue leicester blue leicester blue!
Webbo Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapperwatching ballet from the Bolshoi When shes shagging Ashley She think of Captain Walshy. Don't give up the day job FIAB, eh? Anyone who can rhyme 'Bolshoi' and 'Walshy' deserves to be poet laureate.
Boycie Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 lampard is a willy pullerhe wears a wankers kit and when he plays for england we all know he's **** shit! I might start singing this even if i am on my own i hate the fat bastard.
Webbo Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper, She's from a geordie gutter, And if I had my way, She'd cop 9 inch of the Futter. Alright, the last bit is an exaggeration, but it's my song so b0lox.
leicestercitylad Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 cheryl cole's a slapper she only shags the cream of the crop so when she is fcuking ashley she finks of marton fulop
stevie909 Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 cheryl cole's a slapper, she takes it up the bum, and when she's shagging ashley, she sees richard stearman, cheryl cole's a slapper, she gets right on my wick, i bet that ashley's faster, than an alan sheehan free kick, cheryl cole's got herpes, i wonder where its from? ill tell you were it's not though, and thats from collins john
Fox in a Box Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Anyone who can rhyme 'Bolshoi' and 'Walshy' deserves to be poet laureate. tis me!
Boycie Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 cheryl cole's a slapper,she takes it up the bum, and when she's shagging ashley, she sees richard stearman, cheryl cole's a slapper, she gets right on my wick, i bet that ashley's faster, than an alan sheehan free kick, cheryl cole's got herpes, i wonder where its from? ill tell you were it's not though, and thats from collins john Mate i think you should stop now before they all get ridiculous and you wreck all the actual good ones on this thread.
stevie909 Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 point taken, but you've got to admit, it was good while it lasted 100th post. yipee
Boycie Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 point taken, but you've got to admit, it was good while it lasted Yea some were, but yours wernt.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 October 2007 Author Posted 31 October 2007 Mandy made his money legitimately As opposed to the crooks over at Chelsea Abramovich took advantage of Soviet poverty He may have lots of money but he can't buy history We are the Leicester City boys We come from far and wide, to support our side We all went to Plymouth, twelve hour round trip Cos we're taking Leicester City back to the Premiership
The People's Hero Posted 31 October 2007 Posted 31 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper, But is proud to be white caucasean, Sharing a rickety soap box, With our friend, Thracian.
tashaboo17 Posted 31 October 2007 Posted 31 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper,But is proud to be white caucasean, Sharing a rickety soap box, With our friend, Thracian. eww that cheryl coles a slut, projectile vomitly sik she makes us, fuk tha A.cole she wants our Ashley chambers!! AHHHHHHHH
The People's Hero Posted 31 October 2007 Posted 31 October 2007 eww that cheryl coles a slut,projectile vomitly sik she makes us, fuk tha A.cole she wants our Ashley chambers!! AHHHHHHHH Alright Ashley - shouldn't you be in training?
tashaboo17 Posted 31 October 2007 Posted 31 October 2007 Alright Ashley - shouldn't you be in training? this isnt ashley
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