New Girls Aloud songs

[Tommeh]

Cheryl's currently on Jonfun Woss. Not a fan of her new hair dou, at all.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cheryl is a..........

[Bert]

Slapper?

[Asha]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

She takes it up the faj

And every 30 minutes

She gets horny over Raj

[General Smuts]

Cheryl Coles A Slapper

The Bombs Have Been Deployed

Her Last and Loving Memory

Is Shagging Ormondroyd

Cheryl Coles A Slapper

Some Might Think She's Hot

Instead Of fooking Asherlee

She's Shagging Lee Philpott

Cheryl Coles A Slapper

She Really Loves To Blow

When In Her Mouth She Taketh

10 Inch Of David Lowe

Cheryl Coles A Slapper

The Dirtiest By Far

She Lezzes Of With Girls Aloud

Then Gets Bummed By Franny Carr

Cheryl Coles A Slapper

But Her Love It Will Not Yield

For Instead Of Shagging Asherlee

She Yearns For Dave Oldfield

Thank you and good night.

[Alexikokopops]

Cheryl Coles A Slapper

The Dirtiest By Far

She Lezzes Of With Girls Aloud

Then Gets Bummed By Franny Carr

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE FRANZ CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRS

[Fez of Mahrez]

You could do a good one of these for Waghorn.

[Tommeh]

Ridiculously good thread this. Amazing BUMP.

Cheryl Cole's got syphilis,

Because her last ex-had,

It was either Tim Flowers,

Or Pegguy Arphexad.

Special.

[Katy]

Ridiculously good thread this. Amazing BUMP.

Cheryl Cole's got syphilis,

Because her last ex-had,

It was either Tim Flowers,

Or Pegguy Arphexad.

Special.

:laugh:

[Fez of Mahrez]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

Her bedroom's never dormant

And when she's shagging Ashley

She dreams of Yann Kermorgant

[Webbo]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

she's sat on loads of knobs

she gobbles Nigel Pearson

and at the other end there's Jack Hobbs.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

she's sat on loads of knobs

she gobbles Nigel Pearson

and at the other end there's Jack Hobbs.

Someone's a bit frisky tonight.

[Webbo]

Someone's a bit frisky tonight.

You want pictures?

[Fez of Mahrez]

You want pictures?

Oh, you.

Any posing on bridges?

[acooling08]

Ashley did well to get Cheryl

He's really good at poachin'

But when their shagging late at night

She thinks of Julian Joachim

First go. Any good?

[Tommeh]

Cheryl Coles a beatuy

A Jewell in Englands crown

Should thought she'd seen them all

Then came along Wayne Brown.

[Guest MarshallForEngland]

Cheryl Cole's a geordie,

She's got webbed hands and webbed feet.

She's racist and she's bawdy

And she vomits in the street.

Waghorn plays for City now

But he's a geordie too

So if you're black and work the nightclub bogs,

He'll fooking batter you.

[acooling08]

Cheryl is unhappy,

She really hates her marriage,

so when she's sucking cole at night

she thinks of stevie claridge.

[Monk]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

We all love to hate her

But when she's not with Ashley

She's shagging Mark Draper

[leftsideoverhere]

Can't believe I'm doing this...

Now Cheryl is so famous

She's on a trendy diet

And while she's sweating off the pounds

She dreams of Matty Fryatt.

I'll get me coat.

[maddog]

Cheryl eats McDonalds.

Secretly every night.

And when she chomps those big macs.

She dreams of Tommy Wright.

Cheryl watches telly.

While Ashley mows the lawn.

And when Ashleys not looking.

She sleeps with Mart Waghorn.

Cheryl loves Wayne Brown.

He always takes the piss.

And when they were in bed.

He shattered her pelvis.

Girls aloud can't sing.

Or dance or act or nothing.

They just eat bacon cobs.

And play with Jack Hobbs.

I could do this all day

[Guest]

I could do this all day

No, you can't.

[maddog]

No, you can't.

Lisa thinks i can't.

Do these songs all day.

But she is wrong and i am right.

Hip Hip Hip Hoaray!

Cheryl likes to go.

Get drunk every night.

Have a bit of fun.

With Dany N'Guessan.

[Katy]

Lisa thinks i can't.

Do these songs all day.

But she is wrong and i am right.

Hip Hip Hip Hoaray!

God help us all.

[maddog]

God help us all.

Played ok yesterday.

I feel really good.

And if we're top by May.

Il go and eat some wood.

[Guest]