New Girls Aloud songs

[Trumpet]

Cheryl eats McDonalds.

Secretly every night.

And when she chomps those big macs.

She dreams of Tommy Wright.

Cheryl watches telly.

While Ashley mows the lawn.

And when Ashleys not looking.

She sleeps with Mart Waghorn.

Cheryl loves Wayne Brown.

He always takes the piss.

And when they were in bed.

He shattered her pelvis.

Girls aloud can't sing.

Or dance or act or nothing.

They just eat bacon cobs.

And play with Jack Hobbs.

I could do this all day

Poor at best..

[Asha]

Lisa thinks i can't.

Do these songs all day.

But she is wrong and i am right.

Hip Hip Hip Hoaray!

Cheryl likes to go.

Get drunk every night.

Have a bit of fun.

With Dany N'Guessan.

Rope.

Played ok yesterday.

I feel really good.

And if we're top by May.

Il go and eat some wood.

What the fooking hell is this?

[coale39]

Rope.

What the fooking hell is this?

Remember, hes MAD!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Girls aloud can't sing.

Or dance or act or nothing.

They just eat bacon cobs.

And play with Jack Hobbs.

If I'm honest, I think these are special.

Cobs and Hobbs - MWAH!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Cheryl's shit at singing,

She isn't very good,

But she takes it up the back door,

Like all good slappers should

[CosbehFox]

Waghorn plays for City now

But he's a geordie too

But he's not a geordie. He's from Wearside.

[john_lcfc]

Cheryll Coles a Geordie

Newcastles where shes born

and when shes shagging Ashley

she thinks of our Waghorn

Cheryll is a singer

and knows Simon Cowell

and when shes on x-factor

she thinks of Chrissy Powell

Cheryll loves a rent boy

he's a shitty left back wing

and when he plays for England

she sucks off Andy King

Cherylls shagging Milan

relights an old fire

but when he wasnt looking

she slept with Lloyd Dyer

Then she went to Pearson

with much hope and no fear

but when he signed Gillespie

she then fooked Craig Shakespeare

Cherylls from Newcastle

geordies cant get any jobs

her only form of employment

is shagging our Jack Hobbs

Cheryll loves a hard man

a tough lad from the town

she divorced with Ashley Cole

when she met fooking Wayne Brown

[Trumpet]

Played ok yesterday.

I feel really good.

And if we're top by May.

Il go and eat some wood.

What do you mean by "eating wood"?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

What do you mean by "eating wood"?

:laugh:

He means sucking cock.

[THEfox]

Cheryl Cole is pretty

If you know what I mean

I think she is stunning

But not as good as Nadine

[Guest MarshallForEngland]

But he's not a geordie. He's from Wearside.

He's from South Shields, South Tyneside. He went to school with a mate of mine.

[iancognito]

Cheryl Cole is pretty

if you've been drinking Grolsch

I'd rather get my end away

with the lovely Kimb'ly Walsh

She's not a dirty Geordie

and her arse would get a ten

and she's not been with Ashley

who prefers to gobble men

[maddog]

:laugh:

He means sucking cock.

:laugh:

I just realised what it sounded like

[Guest Basildon Fox]

Cheryl Cole is pretty

if you've been drinking Grolsch

I'd rather get my end away

with the lovely Kimb'ly Walsh

She's not a dirty Geordie

and her arse would get a ten

and she's not been with Ashley

who prefers to gobble men

[THEfox]

Cheryl Cole is pretty

if you've been drinking Grolsch

I'd rather get my end away

with the lovely Kimb'ly Walsh

She's not a dirty Geordie

and her arse would get a ten

and she's not been with Ashley

who prefers to gobble men

Sir, I applaud you

[AjcW]

But he's not a geordie. He's from Wearside.

Born in South Shields Newcastle actually ... so he was right

[AjcW]

Born in South Shields Newcastle actually ... so he was right

Cheryl is a Geordie.

Shes fucking Stewart Broadie.

But while he's taking Wickets.

Shes fucking Michael Rickets.

Cheryl is a Boxer.

She boxes in the Loos.

And when shes done with Boxing.

Shes sleeping with Lee Hoos.

Cheryl is a disabled.

Who cannot sing a song.

Coz all the time shes thinking,

of Ricky Sappleton's Shlong!!

[acooling08]

Cheryl is a Geordie.

Shes fucking Stewart Broadie.

But while he's taking Wickets.

Shes fucking Michael Rickets.

Cheryl is a Boxer.

She boxes in the Loos.

And when shes done with Boxing.

Shes sleeping with Lee Hoos.

Cheryl is a disabled.

Who cannot sing a song.

Coz all the time shes thinking,

of Ricky Sappleton's Shlong!!

Well done Sir! :thumbsup:

[Sly]

If we're losing badly we could sing:

Cheryl Coles a slapper.

She takes it up the @rse.

We've all come to Newcastle,

To watch this fooking farce.

[Nath]

None of these will be sung Monday.

[Guest Basildon Fox]

Ashley Cole Ashley Cole he has sex with men.

Ashley Cole Ashley Cole he has sex with men.

Queer as they come,

Takes Cheryl up the bum,

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole.

[leftsideoverhere]

Ashley Cole Ashley Cole he has sex with men.

Ashley Cole Ashley Cole he has sex with men.

Queer as they come,

Takes Cheryl up the bum,

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole.

You know these are supposed to be funny, right?

[leftsideoverhere]

Cheryl Cole's a Geordie

Which means she can't say "town"

But when she visits Leicester

She cries out for Wayne Brown

[Guest Basildon Fox]

Cheryl Cole's a Geordie

Which means she can't say "town"

But when she visits Leicester

She cries out for Wayne Brown

Yeah Fecking hilarious that!!

[Monk]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

with racist tendencies

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Mark de Vries

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

she piles her make-up on,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Collins John

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

a whore in the bedroom,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Iain Hume

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

Newcastle's full of them,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she's wishing it was Clem

Unlike TPH, I'm not Foxestalk royalty... but with the upcoming shenanigans on Sunday I couldn't resist bringing this lyrical genius back.

Think we need to amend it to John Terry...