Tommeh Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Ohhhhh Ashley is a rent boy He wears a rent boys hat He lives with cheryl tweedy in a london council flat He caught her with Fryatt, he caught her with Hume He was so fcking mad he kicked her out the room. Ohhhhhh Ashley.....rpt.
Bert Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Yeah kids go bed. Cheryl is a slapper Her breath is really rank Instead of doing Ashley She's sucking off fat Frank
Tommeh Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Tom.... Just go bed. Remember I can destroy you Cheek like that will get you no where. Speaking of going bed, it appears, you've gone, sleep tight pet.
boneman Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Yeah kids go bed. Cheryl is a slapper Her breath is really rank Instead of doing Ashley She's sucking off fat Frank Cheryl is a slapper Ashleys dick's too short On the hunt for massive length She ran into Carl Cort. Carl as always disappoints Cheryl misses her weekly craze until she falls into the lap of gigantic Jonathon Hayes. But alas she's still not satisfied until she's had foreign dick So from 5pm on Saturday She'll be riding Mandaric!
Fox in a Box Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Collins is a Dutchman, he wears a pair of clogsMartin Allen would have had him cleaning out the bogs Collins is a Dutchman, he scored against the Tykes the Dutch terrain is far more suitable for riding bikes Genius.
Vacamion Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Spotted coming out of an indiscreet hotel, just off the M1...
Fox in a Box Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper and she dress in kitchen foil. Why settle for young Ashley When you could have Joe Royle. Cheryl Cole's a slapper On her horses does she gallop When shes shagging Ashley She thinks of Marton Fulop (FC)
Fox in a Box Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper and she dress in kitchen foil. Why settle for young Ashley When you could have Joe Royle. Cheryl Cole's a slapper On her horses does she gallop When shes shagging Ashley She thinks of Marton Fulop (FC) Cheryl Cole's a slapper She drink lots of strongbow When shes shagging Ashley She thinks of Eric Odhiambo Cheryl Cole's a slapper She likes Russians called Boris When shes shagging Ashley She thinks of Super 'Lee Morris'
marge simpson Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper Cheryl Cole's a tart When Mandy Drilled her on his desk He made her Fanny Fart :P
tashaboo17 Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper,with racist tendencies and when she's shagging Ashley, she thinks of Mark de Vries Cheryl Cole's a slapper, she piles her make-up on, and when she's shagging Ashley, she thinks of Collins John Cheryl Cole's a slapper, a whore in the bedroom, and when she's shagging Ashley, she thinks of Iain Hume Cheryl Cole's a slapper, Newcastle's full of them, and when she's shagging Ashley, she's wishing it was Clem cheryl cole is a slapper, she shags in her shoes, && when shes shaggin ashley, she screams COME ON YOU FCUKIN BLUES!!
Fox in a Box Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper I right little madam and a whinger When shes shagging Ashley She doesn't think of GINGER!! Cheryl Cole's a slapper She like like it on a Log Fume When shes shagging Ashley She thinks of Iain Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume. Cheryl Cole's a slapper She likes the latest ODDS When shes shagging Ashley She think of Louis Dodds Cheryl Cole's a slapper On google does she search....... When shes shagging Ashley Shes thinking of 'The Birch' Cheryl Cole's a slapper with a nice round Botty When shes shagging Ashley She thinks of Bruno N'gotty
Vacamion Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper Acquitted of racism She says she loves her husband But she's covered in Drogba's jizm
act smiley Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 I'm rubbish at coming up with songs Shes cheap and shes slaggy her muff is very crabby her phone is inside ashley its cheryl tweedy is the best I can do and I'm not even sure if "crabby" is a proper word in this context. Or at all.
Leonisco Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper, I think she must have rabies, And when she's shagging Ashley, She's thinks of Timmy Davies! Had to get the Timster in there.
Leonisco Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Oh my word, that is beautiful. That's what Cheryl said.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper, But there aren't many fitter, When Franck Rolling pops around, She takes it up the shi tter.
Monk Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 James you are a lyrical genius. Oh, and is that Ian Ormondroyd head ripped off my avatar??
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2007 Author Posted 30 October 2007 If Lampard plays for England so can I. I reckon even that can't be beyond our support.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a slapper,But there aren't many fitter, When Franck Rolling pops around, She takes it up the shi tter. Cheryl Cole's a slapper, And Ashley is a cu nt, Carl Cort has done the both of them, But he's still sh it up front.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's a racist tease, And Elvis is a tw at, So when he got her cornered, He said 'get your gums round that'.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Crow's a slapper, Never hard to part from her knickers, Especially by Garry Parker, In his sparkly winklepickers. Now that's a song.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2007 Posted 30 October 2007 Cheryl Cole's got syphilis, Because her last ex-had, It was either Tim Flowers, Or Pegguy Arphexad.
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