New Girls Aloud songs

[ballisimo]

Cheryl cole is a slapper

And sleeps around with glee

And she makes do with Ashley

Cuz she couldn't get Phil Gee!

[MrSpaM]

Cheryl is a slapper

She takes it up the bum

But when she sleeps with Ashley

He's thinking about her mum!

[Ric Flair]

Cheryl is a ****in slapper

She starred in 2 girls 1 cup

And when she see's the Leicester

She'll hose off Jeffrey Schlupp

[acooling08]

Cheryl is a slapper

Her fvcking tits are huge

And when she's sucking Ashley

She thinks about the Nuge

[MrSpaM]

Cheryl is a slapper

Her fvcking tits are huge

And when she's sucking Ashley

She thinks about the Nuge

Pretty decent

[Finnegan]

Collins is a Dutchman, he likes to fill his boots,

With windmills, clogs and tulips, it reminds him of his roots...

Collins is a Dutchman, he listens to Pink Floyd,

He wishes he could head the ball like Ian Ormondroyd...

Collins is a Dutchman, he likes to grow tulips,

He'd look like a velociraptor if he dint have any lips...

!!!!!!

[BrummieFOX]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

she even slaps her fans,

but when she's shagging Ashely,

she thinks of Neil Danns!!

[Hirsty The Blue 94]

Must be some sort of Wellens/Bell-ends lyrics to fit into the Cheryl Cole song.

[Monk]

John Terry's a racist

He really doesn't care

But when he's sleeping round all night

He thinks of Frank Sinclair

[Karljohn]

Cheryl Coles a slapper

she needs no diet pills

when she's riding ashley

she's noshing off matt mills.

[ScouseFox]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

When Ash can't get it up

She's straight over to Leicester

To get fvcked by Jeff Schlupp.

[LCFCCHRIS]

Cheryl Coles a slapper

All you do is ask-her

And when she's doing Ashley

She's thinking about kasper

[LCFCCHRIS]

Cheryl coles a slapper

it's getting prietty daft

When she's doing Ashley

She's thinking about Taft

[foxesfan1989]

Cheryl Coles left Ashley

Its really not a shame

'Cause when shes down in Leicester

Shes sucking off Jermaine

[THEFATBASTARD]

Cheryl Coles left Ashley

Its really not a shame

'Cause when shes down in Leicester

Shes sucking off Jermaine

George Gershwin ?

[acooling08]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

When she gets going you can't stop 'er

She's worked her way right through the lads

And tossed off Tommy Hopper

[Haydos]

[Reynard Bleu]

Cheryl is so happy

No really - thrilled to bits.

She met a Foxtalk stalwart

Who jizzed all over her ....dress?

[HEGGSY]

Cheryl is so happy

No really - thrilled to bits.

She met a Foxtalk stalwart

Who jizzed all over her ....dress?

[Bayfox]

just nicked this from facebook page.

Oh, Terry is a racist,

He wears a racist hat,

He shags Wayne Bridge's girlfriend

And his dads a junky twat,

He only likes white players

He don't like playing blacks

He moans all day to referees

And he's an ugly centre back....

Oohhhh......

Terry is a racist .................... etc!!

[Langston]

Cheryl Cole's a wrong'un,

She really is a bent'un,

When she's noshing off the pizza man,

She dreams of Graham Fenton

[MrSpaM]

Old Fernando Torres

He runs around a lot

But when it comes to scoring

We think he's lost the plot

He tries to run the channels

He tries to cut inside

But when it comes to scoring

You know he's fvcking shite

[Saxondale]

Cheryl is a slapper

And foursomes are her thing

She had a romp with our midfield

of Wellens Danns and King

[Karljohn]

Cheryl Coles a slapper

its Loreal for her hair

and because "shes worth it"

she's drilled by Peltier.

[muzzycomeback]

Cheryl Coles a slapper

She makes my dick go up

And when she's shaggin Ashley

She thinks of Jeffery schlupp