Safehouse.

[The People's Hero]

The Hefner reference, so subtle even TPH didn't pick up on it...

I actually did mate!

Whatsmore I've been singing the track to myself ever since.

[Guest]

Well, yeah, certainly - but Yorkshire Tea is the best... right?

All other tea is weak as chebs when compared to the mighty Yorkshire tea.

Have you not tried Tetley Extra Strong? It makes proper "builders tea".

Why is it said that only builders have strong tea?

(I'll leave now.....)

[The People's Hero]

Have you not tried Tetley Extra Strong? It makes proper "builders tea".

Why is it said that only builders have strong tea?

(I'll leave now.....)

The best is Marks and Spencer extra strength (use 2 tea bags).

It tastes great and has a real caffeine hit.

[Manwell Pablo]

The best is Marks and Spencer extra strength (use 2 tea bags).

It tastes great and has a real caffeine hit.

Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon, he who drinks tea in the morning, is as evil as Alan Sheehan.

[The People's Hero]

Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon, he who drinks tea in the morning, is as evil as Alan Sheehan.

Not only do I bite my thumb at you sir, I also hereby challenge you to a duel.

On guard!

[Dames]

Oh hi there!

I just migrated from the Sheehan thread

[The People's Hero]

Oh hi there!

I just migrated from the Sheehan thread

Welcome.

Please close the door behind you on the way in, as said previously, we don't want tweedledum and tweedledee in here.

[Dames]

Welcome.

Please close the door behind you on the way in, as said previously, we don't want tweedledum and tweedledee in here.

I think the area is secure now.

[Alexikokopops]

I actually did mate!

Whatsmore I've been singing the track to myself ever since.

Excellent news.

[The People's Hero]

The aperture will settle wrong,

Only the only photo I have with your hair long.

[Kent Fox]

The aperture will settle wrong,

Only the only photo I have with your hair long.

I am somewhat shy of knowledge on this group.

Please play some of their better known stuff so I might lose myself in it.

Thank you.

(As you have noticed, I am back as the lack of mods pleases me.)

[Manwell Pablo]

Not only do I bite my thumb at you sir, I also hereby challenge you to a duel.

On guard!

Choose your weapon.

In houner of me leaving for Germany tomorrow I choose......

A Frankfurter sausage.

A week past it's sell by date.

[Kent Fox]

No fighting in the safe house please as it's not very, erm, safe!

I believe the place to take this fight is any of the Sheehan or Porter threads.

Thank you.

[The People's Hero]

No fighting in the safe house please as it's not very, erm, safe!

I believe the place to take this fight is any of the Sheehan or Porter threads.

Thank you.

The place for this duel is that thread where Thracian claimed that 11 Levi Porters would thrash any other team!

And presumably cure third world poverty and guarantee world peace for the next trillion years.

All whilst recovering for cruciate damage.

When he's finished his greasy chicken of course.

[Manwell Pablo]

No fighting in the safe house please as it's not very, erm, safe!

I believe the place to take this fight is any of the Sheehan or Porter threads.

Thank you.

FOOL!

This is no working mens fight.

This is a gentlemans duel.

Now pick your gauntles up or sod off.

[Kent Fox]

FOOL!

This is no working mens fight.

This is a gentlemans duel.

Now pick your gauntles up or sod off.

If I knew what a "gauntle" was, I would certainly pick it up. If you mean gauntlet, I have picked it up and slapped you with it.

There!

Now I may sod off for fear of reprisal. In a gentlemanly manner.

*runs very quickly*

[Ultra]

FOOL!

This is no working men's fight.

This is a gentleman's duel.

Now pick your gauntlets up or sod off.

Where are the "gentlemen"?

[Fez of Mahrez]

Where are the "gentlemen"?

Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Code Dickhead.

[Manwell Pablo]

Where are the "gentlemen"?

It seems he's just arrived, him and his four chins in fact.

[The People's Hero]

Where are the "gentlemen"?

*said ultra, chewing on a block of lard*

[Monk]

Is green tea allowed? I got some pretty potent stuff from borough market the other day. Actually, not convinced they're tea leaves at all :eek:

Fez - I would like to introduce the world famous chocolate brownie into the tea room if I may? If I recall correctly it nearly gave you a heart attack on the spot, no.

[Monk]

*said ultra, chewing on a block of lard*

Well, he wasn't chewing on one of Ian Ormonpop's flapjacks at any rate!

[The People's Hero]

Well, he wasn't chewing on one of Ian Ormonpop's flapjacks at any rate!

More fool him I say, more fool him.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Is green tea allowed? I got some pretty potent stuff from borough market the other day. Actually, not convinced they're tea leaves at all :eek:

Fez - I would like to introduce the world famous chocolate brownie into the tea room if I may? If I recall correctly it nearly gave you a heart attack on the spot, no.

My god that thing was scary.

[Manwell Pablo]

I think I'm just going to stay here from now on, away from the snide, smug, pompus, arrogant, ignorant, and downright stupid posters that currently seem to populate this forum.