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Here we are.

It's safe here.

No idiots.

No mention of Alan Sheehan.

Not even a complaint about Ka'ebi not playing.

Not even a long, boring and irrelevant story about playing squash.

*sips tea*

*is content*

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May I join you for a cuppa, mate?

Is this a safe house, or an MI5 safe house?

Just wondering.. :(

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Here we are.

It's safe here.

No idiots.

No mention of Alan Sheehan.

Not even a complaint about Ka'ebi not playing.

Not even a long, boring and irrelevant story about playing squash.

*sips tea*

*is content*

lol sometimes i wonder what goes through your mind??

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Here we are.

It's safe here.

No idiots.

No mention of Alan Sheehan.

Not even a complaint about Ka'ebi not playing.

Not even a long, boring and irrelevant story about playing squash.

*sips tea*

*is content*

shit..........sorry..............i'll leave.....

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May I join you for a cuppa, mate?

Is this a safe house, or an MI5 safe house?

Just wondering.. :(

It's a genuine safe house.

There's a bouncer and everything. His only instructions are, no chas n dave tribute acts and no quadrouple chins, which should keep our resident chuckle brothers out.

The kettle is on, the biscuit tin has been brought down from the shelf and old re-runs of Only Fools and Horses are playing on our fantastic colour TV (Sony Trinitron!!!!).

Make yourself at home mate.

Us Kenties need to seek refuge from alien idiocy at times.

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lol sometimes i wonder what goes through your mind??

Sometimes I wonder if anyone will post in the other thread of the same name by the same person just one minute before this one.

We could have two simultaneous threads running at teh same time..

Marvellous!

EDIT: Balls! It's gone!

Edited by Kent Fox

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Is this Apathy Central or am I in the wrong place?

:unsure:

Apathy Central got bombed during the second world war and we didn't care enough to rebuild it. Oh no, wait a minute, we did rebuild it but did such a sh it job that we all moved out. *CoughcoventryCough*.

Ever since we've been living in this poor excuse for a thread.

We need to bulk it out with some discussion of whether Ka'ebi will ever play for the club.

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I might have one in Maidstone.

Fancy it Mablo? You can tick the mighty mighty Stones off your list.

YYYEEEESSSSSSSS.

Bit busy/poor/away at this moment in time though.

It will have to be done.

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Are there any drugs in here?

What's in that tea...gissa a sip!!

Alex is popping some sex wegua round later apparently, once he's supplied Thracian with his viagra and Ultra with his rohyp... actually, better not post that (he has a fearsome legal team) - erm diet pills.

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Sometimes I wonder if anyone will post in the other thread of the same name by the same person just one minute before this one.

We could have two simultaneous threads running at teh same time..

Marvellous!

EDIT: Balls! It's gone!

So if thats gone you have to ask, how 'safe' is this one or is TPH just running some Hostel type set up and everyones going to die horribly.

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It's a genuine safe house.

There's a bouncer and everything. His only instructions are, no chas n dave tribute acts and no quadrouple chins, which should keep our resident chuckle brothers out.

The kettle is on, the biscuit tin has been brought down from the shelf and old re-runs of Only Fools and Horses are playing on our fantastic colour TV (Sony Trinitron!!!!).

Make yourself at home mate.

Us Kenties need to seek refuge from alien idiocy at times.

lol Haha that tickled me. Count me in sir! Making a somewhat belated debut into this General Chat melarky.

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So if thats gone you have to ask, how 'safe' is this one or is TPH just running some Hostel type set up and everyones going to die horribly.

Tis the Mods and the Admin you have to look out for. They are the Removers!

Hopefully the bouncer will do his job properly and keep them at bay.

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Tis the Mods and the Admin you have to look out for. They are the Removers!

Hopefully the bouncer will do his job properly and keep them at bay.

This thread has enjoyed a charmed life so far, but once they catch us having fun it will be binned, for sure.

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It's a genuine safe house.

There's a bouncer and everything. His only instructions are, no chas n dave tribute acts and no quadrouple chins, which should keep our resident chuckle brothers out.

The kettle is on, the biscuit tin has been brought down from the shelf and old re-runs of Only Fools and Horses are playing on our fantastic colour TV (Sony Trinitron!!!!).

Make yourself at home mate.

Us Kenties need to seek refuge from alien idiocy at times.

I am an idiot.

But PLEASE let me watch Only fools with you all.

I wll then fcuk off!

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I am an idiot.

But PLEASE let me watch Only fools with you all.

I wll then fcuk off!

How much of an idiot?

Idiot as in likes to have a laugh?

or as in firmly believes things which have demonstrably (!!!) been shown to be incorrect?

Please clarify.

Bouncers seemed happy enough to let you in anyway and I'm not about to argue with them.

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Can I drink Peppermint tea in here? :unsure:

The only thing you can't drink in here, is SQUASH.

Also, no talking about it.

Please note though Phube, we will be playing Gears of War on the 360 later.

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Why not play the role of our Bouncer, Raj?

Id be no good as a bouncer as i am corrupt and would be open to bribery.

And im only 5ft 6 tall !!!!!!

How much of an idiot?

Idiot as in likes to have a laugh?

or as in firmly believes things which have demonstrably (!!!) been shown to be incorrect?

Please clarify.

Bouncers seemed happy enough to let you in anyway and I'm not about to argue with them.

Oh im only an idiot who likes to have a laugh.

Im the sort of idiot people laugh at and then say

"That Raj is a funny bloke,but boy is he a fcuking idiot" :unsure::)

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