The People's Hero Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 Anyone want to try my Mike Whitlow flavoured lollipop?
AoWW Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 Anyone want to try my Mike Whitlow flavoured lollipop? Do you say that to all the girls? Does it work? Kinkeh! :laugh:
STUHILL Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 Anyone want to try my Mike Whitlow flavoured lollipop? Mate don't lose the plot, we already have one nutcase in here....
AoWW Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 Mate don't lose the plot, we already have one nutcase in here.... Only the one?!
The People's Hero Posted 17 January 2008 Author Posted 17 January 2008 Do you say that to all the girls? Does it work? Kinkeh! :laugh: It's got a 100% success rate. That's right 6/6 Maidstone girls prefer the old MW Lollipop to the 'suck my plums' routine.
The People's Hero Posted 17 January 2008 Author Posted 17 January 2008 Is that your approach to getting male attention? Wonderbra, fantastic cleavage and neglecting to wear a top?
AoWW Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 Is that your approach to getting male attention?Wonderbra, fantastic cleavage and neglecting to wear a top? Pfft, I wish. Even the engineering miracle that is the wonderbra doesn't achieve much.
Daggers Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 Pfft, I wish. Even the engineering miracle that is the wonderbra doesn't achieve much. That's what you get for being a lorry driver from Hull called Dan.
The People's Hero Posted 17 January 2008 Author Posted 17 January 2008 Pfft, I wish. Even the engineering miracle that is the wonderbra doesn't achieve much. I've got to say, I've had a similar experience with my wonderpouch.
The Reverend Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 I've got to say, I've had a similar experience with my wonderpouch. :D
The People's Hero Posted 21 January 2008 Author Posted 21 January 2008 Pfft, I wish. Even the engineering miracle that is the wonderbra doesn't achieve much. I've got to say, I've had a similar experience with my wonderpouch. I'm under-appreciated in my own time. It'll all be different when I'm found dead alongside a half-eaten toberlone three times the size of Mike Whitlow's calf muscle.
Alexikokopops Posted 21 January 2008 Posted 21 January 2008 I'm under-appreciated in my own time.It'll all be different when I'm found dead alongside a half-eaten toberlone three times the size of Mike Whitlow's calf muscle. Is there anything in the world so big?
The People's Hero Posted 21 January 2008 Author Posted 21 January 2008 Is there anything in the world so big? Nothing edible by man in one sitting, no.
Alexikokopops Posted 21 January 2008 Posted 21 January 2008 Nothing edible by man in one sitting, no. What about the Incredible Hulse?
The People's Hero Posted 21 January 2008 Author Posted 21 January 2008 What about the Incredible Hulse? Interestingly, the Incredible Hulse doesn't eat. He sold his appetite, hunger and a number of his internal organs to the devil as a trade off for his bizarre, shirt ripping torso of rage. For sustenance, he injects a mixture of steroids, honey and cod liver oil in to that huge network of engorged veins and arteries of his. Sweet.
Smudge Posted 21 January 2008 Posted 21 January 2008 That's what you get for being a lorry driver from Hull called Dan. While reading that I was sipping coffee, not good.
AoWW Posted 21 January 2008 Posted 21 January 2008 While reading that I was sipping coffee, not good.
Guest Posted 21 January 2008 Posted 21 January 2008 Pfft, I wish. Even the engineering miracle that is the wonderbra doesn't achieve much. Wonderbras are vastly overrated, and most incomfortable.
The People's Hero Posted 22 January 2008 Author Posted 22 January 2008 Wonderbras are vastly overrated, and most incomfortable. Isn't it just a standard bra with a sh it load of padding in it, which will retail for about 3 times the price? Or have I missed the point?
Guest Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 Isn't it just a standard bra with a sh it load of padding in it, which will retail for about 3 times the price?Or have I missed the point? Imagine, if you will, a pair of padded y-fronts, which are also designed to forcibly shove the contents upwards. Imagine how uncomfortable this may be. Especially if you are dimensionally challenged in that area. Which gets me onto another bug bear with the Wonderbra - why the hell are they selling them to women with ample cleavage already? Does this not seem like a pointless exercise? Is it aimed at making the rest of us feel inadequate?
The People's Hero Posted 22 January 2008 Author Posted 22 January 2008 Imagine, if you will, a pair of padded y-fronts, which are also designed to forcibly shove the contents upwards. Imagine how uncomfortable this may be. Especially if you are dimensionally challenged in that area.Which gets me onto another bug bear with the Wonderbra - why the hell are they selling them to women with ample cleavage already? Does this not seem like a pointless exercise? Is it aimed at making the rest of us feel inadequate? I suppose it's to further enhance the cleavage. Some women probably have large breasts but not much in the way of cleavage to speak of.. who knows? Perhaps it's just a case of the brand being so well known now and women being so impulsive etc that women who don't even 'need' one (as if anyone can need one) buy anyway. Like GHDs. My girlfriend wanted GHDs. It didn't matter that they are probably just the same as others with a GHD badge on them, I still had to spend out for them. Anyway, where can I get some of these padded y-fronts. I tire of stuffing my pants with cotton wool and having to pretend its constantly 'really cold' in our flat come bed time/shower time etc. How did we get on to this anyway? Here's a question. I'm taking my girlfriend on holiday. I don't want her to know too much about it so am keeping her preparation to a minimum, but imagine she'll need a bikini. Are they sold in small/medium/large or in dress size 8/10/12/14 or in bra size or what? I'm way out of my depth here. Is there such a thing as a Wonderbikini? Maybe I should copyright that.
The People's Hero Posted 22 January 2008 Author Posted 22 January 2008 Why are women so concerned with the size of their breasts anyway - I mean, don't get me wrong, there is nothing finer than ogling some tart's cleavage but at the end of the day, it's not for her benefit is it. She shows half her tits off to the world and men take it as an invitation, cop a look, treat her as a bit sub-human, assume she's an easy lay and that's that. If I've got a pair of breasts to have the occasional play with (not mine, I might add, although they are coming on well) I wouldn't be bothered what size they were. To be fair, it's more important that a woman be good at hoovering, baking etc... *runs*
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