The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 £100. Fellas need not apply. Orgasm neither promised nor guaranteed, and certainly shouldn't be expected. £75 surcharge applies for ugly birds.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 £100. Fellas need not apply. Orgasm neither promised nor guaranteed, and certainly shouldn't be expected. £75 surcharge applies for ugly birds. You selling yourself or looking to buy????
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 You selling yourself or looking to buy???? Sell. Will consider p/x. No tyre-kickers please.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 I've got a big TV and it's bloody fantastic. Anyone who says material things don't matter should come and watch me play mass effect on my big TV. It's amazing. What a TV. Who's with me?
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Want to make yourself feel better? Sneer at somebody else's stuff. Long to feel worthwhile? Sneer at somebody else's job. SNEERING IS THE WAY FORWARDS. Cyril Sneer had the right idea. All people called Cyril talk sense.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 I don't care what you lot say. I watched it and it was fu cking good.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Can anyone play? I'm going to learn to play better so I can be more like Bobby. I'm gonna grow my hair curly and develop a dry, crackly, American voice too. I'm also going to answer every question with 3 different remarks. 1) You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. 2) A success? A success is a man who wakes up in the morning, goes to bed in the evening and in between does whatever he needs to do. 3) Money doesn't talk, it swears. In fact, these 3 work in any situation. When leaving, as a damning inditement, look around at your company, sneer at each and everyone, shake your head and say 'it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there'.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Aren't Volcanos amazing? Which is your favourite?
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Anyone read any Gerritsen? WHat is Gerritsen???? ANd what's with the random posting TPH. you drunk, or sexually frustrated or both???
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Sell. Will consider p/x.No tyre-kickers please. I thing I have for p\x is a pristine Singh full with turban, interested????
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 WHat is Gerritsen???? ANd what's with the random posting TPH. you drunk, or sexually frustrated or both??? Drunk on the power of being me. Sure, with that comes great responsibility. But I shun it.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 I thing I have for p\x is a pristine Singh full with turban, interested???? Does the pope sh it in the woods? Of course I'm interested.
Master Fox Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Sell. Will consider p/x.No tyre-kickers please. I welcome all tyre knickers, special service.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Drunk on the power of being me.Sure, with that comes great responsibility. But I shun it. That's sure some power you've got, i'm surprised you can keep it under control.....now I know the purpose of those the lovely shirts you wear, they supress your powers!!!
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Being kicked in the tyres is more painful than childbirth.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Cyrill Regis knew how to roll. Damn straight.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Does the pope sh it in the woods?Of course I'm interested. Does the pope shit at all????? ANyhow, it's a deal!!!
Smudge Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Interesting; I was bought the "The Other Side of the Mirror" DVD for my birthday and watched it only last night...........never realized what "Maggie's Farm" was about before.......hangs head in shame. At one point, he had to borrow a harmonica from the audiance; it was an "E". I mention that to heighten your shopping experience.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 If I was a super villain (which in many ways I am) - I'd live inside a volcano and only come out to harass young women.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 If I was a super villain (which in many ways I am) - I'd live inside a volcano and only come out to harass young women. Have you got a sidekick, and have you got any vacancies for henchmen\women????
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Interesting; I was bought the "The Other Side of the Mirror" DVD for my birthday and watched it only last night...........never realized what "Maggie's Farm" was about before.......hangs head in shame. At one point, he had to borrow a harmonica from the audiance; it was an "E". I mention that to heighten your shopping experience. It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry.
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