The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Have you got a sidekick, and have you got any vacancies for henchmen\women???? I need a sidekick and some evil henchpersons (politically correct). I have a motorbike and sidecar, too.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Does the pope shit at all????? Only in the woods. And only at a full moon.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 That's sure some power you've got, i'm surprised you can keep it under control.....now I know the purpose of those the lovely shirts you wear, they supress your powers!!! Not only do they suppress my powers, they also ward off evil she-beings who might otherwise lead me astray. Lusty wenches they be but my undoing they be not.
Leicfox Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Ive read a few of her books, The Surgeon, Body Double, The Sinner, Vanish. All brilliant.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 I need a sidekick and some evil henchpersons (politically correct).I have a motorbike and sidecar, too. I would like to put myself forward as a evil sidekickzhenchperson. There hasn't been a evil villlianious Singh, since Octopussy, it's time for a comeback!!
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 I would like to put myself forward as a evil sidekickzhenchperson. There hasn't been a evil villlianious Singh, since Octopussy, it's time for a comeback!! Octopussy? We need 8 of us to truly satisfy her then. And by satisfy, I merely mean fill all her orificii. And even then, eyes, nose, ears etc go unfilled.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Yeah, I've read the bottom three of that list. Just started The Surgeon last night. Good gumbo.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Not only do they suppress my powers, they also ward off evil she-beings who might otherwise lead me astray.Lusty wenches they be but my undoing they be not. So very true, everytime i've been out with you the ladies just seem to keep away!!!! Wow, if only I had such powers!!!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 I've got a harmonica, that cost me quite a lot, and a Teach Yourself Harmonica book. No, I can't play it at all. It involves a high level of tongue control, and I'm woefully deficient in that department
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Octopussy?We need 8 of us to truly satisfy her then. And by satisfy, I merely mean fill all her orificii. And even then, eyes, nose, ears etc go unfilled. SHe is a magnificiant creature that can only be tamed by such a villian as you, maybe if we filled one of her orrifice one by one, would that suffice!!!
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 So very true, everytime i've been out with you the ladies just seem to keep away!!!! Wow, if only I had such powers!!! Yeah, I'm not sure how I do it...
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 SHe is a magnificiant creature that can only be tamed by such a villian as you, maybe if we filled one of her orrifice one by one, would that suffice!!! I remember when I walked in on you pleasuring Octo, and got a load of ink squirted in my face. At least... I hope it was ink...
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 I've got a harmonica, that cost me quite a lot, and a Teach Yourself Harmonica book.No, I can't play it at all. It involves a high level of tongue control, and I'm woefully deficient in that department Ain't it... just like the night to play tricks When you're trying to be so quiet?
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Inigo Idiakez in Morrisons. (maidstone).
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 I remember when I walked in on you pleasuring Octo, and got a load of ink squirted in my face.At least... I hope it was ink... Errmmm, ye...yes it was.....errrr, sorry about that!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Ace. Anyone else a fan? Can anyone else recommend a similar series which is actually good? CSI and Cold Case are both sh it.
Durnerz Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 A lad at work looks like Jonathan Creek, only works weekends, probably filming or crime-solving the rest of the week.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 Ace.Anyone else a fan? Can anyone else recommend a similar series which is actually good? CSI and Cold Case are both sh it. Isn't that a make of wine, oh sorry, that's Jacob Creek.....they aren't related by any chance!!! The only series I watch is the 'red shoe diaries', the suspense and the climax of each episodes are so varied, opne can never guess 'who did it'!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 I might have to check out this 'red shoe diaries'. Thanks Singhy!
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 Must be coming to Leicester then Or Maidstone, but probably Leicester.
The People's Hero Posted 28 February 2008 Author Posted 28 February 2008 One of your shirts I do have some nice spotted shirts. The above is hideous though. Looks like something a jockey might wear.
Manwell Pablo Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 I do have some nice spotted shirts.The above is hideous though. Looks like something a jockey might wear. And when he calls a shirt hideous, you know its unwearable.
davieG Posted 28 February 2008 Posted 28 February 2008 I do have some nice spotted shirts.The above is hideous though. Looks like something a jockey might wear. Look good with these then Well that's my wardrobe exposed!
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