Alexikokopops Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Had an assessment centre with Virgin Media yesterday. They rang and offered me a job today I will soon be moving into the real world. A real world where I'm allowed to waltz into work in jeans and a t-shirt Lovely stuff.
The People's Hero Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Had an assessment centre with Virgin Media yesterday.They rang and offered me a job today I will soon be moving into the real world. A real world where I'm allowed to waltz into work in jeans and a t-shirt Lovely stuff. Can I have some free stuff? Yours with love and chocolate. Ja m es.
AoWW Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Had an assessment centre with Virgin Media yesterday.They rang and offered me a job today I will soon be moving into the real world. A real world where I'm allowed to waltz into work in jeans and a t-shirt Lovely stuff. Woohoo!!!! I'm abso****inglutely thrilled for ya! Congrats!!! Can I have some free stuff?Yours with love and chocolate. Ja m es. Sponger!
lavrentis Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Which part of VM are you working in, Internet, TV?
Alexikokopops Posted 29 February 2008 Author Posted 29 February 2008 Cheers guys Which part of VM are you working in, Internet, TV? I'll be based in the Head Office in Hook in Hampshire, but also working in Covent Garden a couple of days a week probably. In all areas basically, making decisions on things.
The People's Hero Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Cheers guysI'll be based in the Head Office in Hook in Hampshire, but also working in Covent Garden a couple of days a week probably. In all areas basically, making decisions on things. Wow. Hook me up with some free internet buddy!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 I'm so proud of you. Mummy's little soldier isn't going to die in a crack den after all.
The People's Hero Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 I'm so proud of you. Mummy's little soldier isn't going to die in a crack den after all. Has he found the 'vest of eternal life' in a hidden chest or something?
Maybes Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Awwww. So nice to see the boy finally growing up
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Awwww. So nice to see the boy finally growing up And Maybes's Viagra pills arrived!! God bless us, every one.
Dr The Singh Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 I have a friend who works at the COvent Garden site, congratulations mate!!! !
Alexikokopops Posted 29 February 2008 Author Posted 29 February 2008 Wow.Hook me up with some free internet buddy! I'll see what I can do... I can wear shorts to work, BRILLIANT. I'm going to sound like a complete cunt next because I'm a bit excited and I never really imagined me ever getting a proper job. [smug cunt talk]Get a pension, health (Bupa) and dental care, 25 days holiday and discounts on Virgin Group things (which include internet, mobile, TV, Virgin Atlantic flights etc) and some random other stuff too (including the Apple Store).[/smug cunt talk] I'm sorry about that. I have a friend who works at the COvent Garden site, congratulations mate!!! ! It's an awesome office! They have a picnic table! I may've met your friend in my wandering-around-and-talking-to-people stage of yesterday.
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 I'll see what I can do...I can wear shorts to work, BRILLIANT. I'm going to sound like a complete cunt next because I'm a bit excited and I never really imagined me ever getting a proper job. [smug cunt talk]Get a pension, health (Bupa) and dental care, 25 days holiday and discounts on Virgin Group things (which include internet, mobile, TV, Virgin Atlantic flights etc) and some random other stuff too (including the Apple Store).[/smug cunt talk] I'm sorry about that. It's an awesome office! They have a picnic table! I may've met your friend in my wandering-around-and-talking-to-people stage of yesterday. Sneer. bet you will have to do more work than me. Sneer, sneer.
The People's Hero Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 I need to get some broadband. When do you start? I'll refer it up to you.
Dr The Singh Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 I'll see what I can do...I can wear shorts to work, BRILLIANT. I'm going to sound like a complete cunt next because I'm a bit excited and I never really imagined me ever getting a proper job. [smug cunt talk]Get a pension, health (Bupa) and dental care, 25 days holiday and discounts on Virgin Group things (which include internet, mobile, TV, Virgin Atlantic flights etc) and some random other stuff too (including the Apple Store).[/smug cunt talk] I'm sorry about that. It's an awesome office! They have a picnic table! I may've met your friend in my wandering-around-and-talking-to-people stage of yesterday. I haven't seen her in years, when I see you I will tell you her name, so you can say hi to her for me!!!
Alexikokopops Posted 29 February 2008 Author Posted 29 February 2008 Sneer.bet you will have to do more work than me. Sneer, sneer. You don't do any work, that's why! You fall asleep in front of the Asia Cup!
The People's Hero Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Sneer.bet you will have to do more work than me. Sneer, sneer. I had a thread about sneering, somewhere round these parts. Looks like you've taken it on board. Good lad? How's your 360? Still functioning? When I get broadband sorted, we can have gay xbox live get together chats/webcammage? ZOMG!!!!!!!!
Alexikokopops Posted 29 February 2008 Author Posted 29 February 2008 I haven't seen her in years, when I see you I will tell you her name, so you can say hi to her for me!!! I had a thread about sneering, somewhere round these parts.Looks like you've taken it on board. Good lad? How's your 360? Still functioning? When I get broadband sorted, we can have gay xbox live get together chats/webcammage? ZOMG!!!!!!!! When I'm earning money I might actually buy an Xbox 360. And a Wii to keep Phube off my back.
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 You don't do any work, that's why!You fall asleep in front of the Asia Cup! Iran against Uzbekistan. Good times.
Alexikokopops Posted 29 February 2008 Author Posted 29 February 2008 Iran against Uzbekistan. Good times. Big game as well. As an aside my mum text me saying I should ring my gran to tell her about the job. Evidentially she's still confused by predictive text because it came out as: "Phone iran and tell her" Daft mare.
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Big game as well.As an aside my mum text me saying I should ring my gran to tell her about the job. Evidentially she's still confused by predictive text because it came out as: "Phone iran and tell her" Daft mare. You say that, but I think you should phone Tehran just in case. If they're expecting a call from you and don't get it the result could nuclear war. Alex, you don’t want to be responsible for that, do you, Alex? Hmmmm? I hate buses Alex.
Alexikokopops Posted 29 February 2008 Author Posted 29 February 2008 You say that, but I think you should phone Tehran just in case. If they're expecting a call from you and don't get it the result could nuclear war. Alex, you don’t want to be responsible for that, do you, Alex? Hmmmm?I hate buses Alex. You could get a taxi! About £8-10. Not quite the same as the £1.30 you'd be paying on the bus, but at least it wouldn't be a bus!
The People's Hero Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 I should come this weekend. If I made enough quids I would. It's all about the GavinWarder for me.
Guest Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Congratulations! I am drinking a glass of wine in your honour to celebrate, and it's not even 6pm!
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