What's the longest Period of Time....

[Master Fox]

You've held a sh*t in for?

I did a calculation this morning and worked out, I'd held in my turd for nearly 17 hours.

The relief was amazing, it was like party town down there.

[Jay]

You've held a sh*t in for?

I did a calculation this morning and worked out, I'd held in my turd for nearly 17 hours.

The relief was amazing, it was like party town down there.

I can't remember to be honest but many many years ago when I was about 12 I laid this massive U-Bend blocker that rose out of the water that high that it almost reached the top of the bowl!!!

it was so big that my dad had to chop it with a coat hanger to shift the thing!!!!

I feel the this may well have something to do with the longest time to hold one in I am sure they must be connected somewhere!!!

[Guest]

The thought of today's Toad in the Hole is somewhat unappealing now.

[lildave3]

The thought of today's Toad in the Hole is somewhat unappealing now.

Wahey, Turd in the hole.

[Daggers]

You're a towel.

You're a towel.

[Master Fox]

You're a towel.

My towel has turd on it.

[Finnegan]

Two words: Reading. Festival.

[filbertway]

Two words: Reading Leeds. Festival.

Be prepared for it joe

[sdb]

bloody hell great efforts all round. i've probably gone 4/5 hours before no more. i go to glasto but toilets are all part and parcel of festivals, rough though.

one scary time was when i was playing footy (about 8/9 years old) and had to rush home for a shit. i couldn't run as the turtle head would've plopped out but i walked as briskly as i possibly could...

a few minutes later my house at the end of the road was in sight - i estimated that i had about 30 seconds left before 1 messy explosion, but it was possible...

as the house got closer and closer i could also feel the toilet on my buttocks, what a great feeling. then, out of the blue, my neighbour who was watering the garden decide to spray me with the hose...bad times followed