A matter of taste

[The People's Hero]

Who?

WHOOO!?

[Alexikokopops]

Duckedy duck!

[The People's Hero]

Duckedy duck!

Ooooh - I like them with prawn quackers from the chinese.

[Dr The Singh]

Ooooh - I like them with prawn quackers from the chinese.

Lamby Lamb!!

[Tabou]

I wish I knew how to upload photos from my mobile. Got a picture of "Cock Flavoured Soup" from Tescos last night.

2nd highest ingredient?? Salt.

[The People's Hero]

I wish I knew how to upload photos from my mobile. Got a picture of "Cock Flavoured Soup" from Tescos last night.

2nd highest ingredient?? Salt.

Ask your computer what his/her mobile number is and text it to him/her.

Does cock really taste good enough to have a soup in it's honour? I mean - I know that there is an asparagus soup and all, but actual penis soup is pushing it, no?

[Tabou]

Ask your computer what his/her mobile number is and text it to him/her.

Does cock really taste good enough to have a soup in it's honour? I mean - I know that there is an asparagus soup and all, but actual penis soup is pushing it, no?

Forte.

I dunno, Suppose if you mop it up with some arse bread, it can be pretty tasty.

OT for TPH - Have just received delivery of 30, yes 30! free bottles of Chilean Merlot c/o Halifax PLC.

I love filling in service standard questionnaires.

[The People's Hero]

Forte.

I dunno, Suppose if you mop it up with some arse bread, it can be pretty tasty.

OT for TPH - Have just received delivery of 30, yes 30! free bottles of Chilean Merlot c/o Halifax PLC.

I love filling in service standard questionnaires.

How the fu cknodules did you manage that?

Can I fill out some questionnaires?

Even if it turns out to be horrible, that's XMAS presents for the family sorted for years!

[Tabou]

How the fu cknodules did you manage that?

Can I fill out some questionnaires?

Even if it turns out to be horrible, that's XMAS presents for the family sorted for years!

Well I got 24 from just basically filling out a survey explaining how fantastic their call centre are.

Then 6 for (apparently) winning some buildings insurance selling thingy whatsit.

They phoned me yesterday AM, as me what I'd like, placed my order, arrived by TNT today .

I feel like a liquid lunch.

[Katy]

Other.

Quornity Quorn

[MikeyT]

I'm for piggy wiggy myself!

Yummy bacon and sausages!!!

[Tabou]

Other.

Quornity Quorn

Veggie?

If god didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them taste so good .

[Katy]

Veggie?

If god didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them taste so good .

Relax, I'm not an animal rights activist - each to their own - it's just not for me.

[Tabou]

Relax, I'm not an animal rights activist - each to their own - it's just not for me.

Ahhhh thats ok then.

See you at the pearly gates.

[The People's Hero]

Well I got 24 from just basically filling out a survey explaining how fantastic their call centre are.

Then 6 for (apparently) winning some buildings insurance selling thingy whatsit.

They phoned me yesterday AM, as me what I'd like, placed my order, arrived by TNT today .

I feel like a liquid lunch.

I was just about to go in to talking about insurance, but I've decided to delete it and say 'enjoy the wine'.

[Tabou]

I was just about to go in to talking about insurance, but I've decided to delete it and say 'enjoy the wine'.

Forthe good of the forum !

Does red wine make you fat?

[The People's Hero]

Forthe good of the forum !

Does red wine make you fat?

I bloody hope not!

[Tabou]

I bloody hope not!

Will it give me cancer?

Will my nipples baloon?

If not, cheers!

[The People's Hero]

Will it give me cancer?

Will my nipples baloon?

If not, cheers!

As far as I know, no.

And I don't really want to know if they do either.

I'm well in to the ol' Bloody Marys at the minute.

[Tabou]

As far as I know, no.

And I don't really want to know if they do either.

I'm well in to the ol' Bloody Marys at the minute.

Cheeky Vimto's have become the drink of choice for me on a night out.

You get an immense sugar rush, then a sense of embarrasment when the colour of your tongue leads people to believe you have been performing cunny lingus on smurfette.

[Asha]

I'm for piggy wiggy myself!

Yummy bacon and sausages!!!

Got to agree with that. Bacon tops it.

[The People's Hero]

Cheeky Vimto's have become the drink of choice for me on a night out.

You get an immense sugar rush, then a sense of embarrasment when the colour of your tongue leads people to believe you have been performing cunny lingus on smurfette.

But do they ever return the favour?

[Phube]

Mmmmmmmmmmm... crispy Lamb Fat!!!!

[Bellend Sebastian]

How the fu cknodules did you manage that?

Can I fill out some questionnaires?

Even if it turns out to be horrible, that's XMAS presents for the family sorted for years!

I was given four bottles of Merlot by the tattooed man across the road on Tuesday. 'Tis the season to receive booze for no reason

[The People's Hero]

I was given four bottles of Merlot by the tattooed man across the road on Tuesday. 'Tis the season to receive booze for no reason

Maybe this is why my girlfriend bought me the random strong cider yesterday, when what I really need was some more worcester sauce and a bottle of very cheap vodka.