Samilktray Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 He quite simply is god. He shitted out the universe with 2 pushes.
General Smuts Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Im gonna steer clear of this thread for fear of any respect u have for me ebbing away. All ill say is <3 Ricky Sappleton <3
ASH17LCFC Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 He's a reserve striker and nothing else but for some reason, people on here need some kind of cult hero to follow. They had Barry Hayles for abit last season and i was preaching how shite he was and we would go down with crap like him in the team. and guess what ...
lildave3 Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 He's a reserve striker and nothing else but for some reason, people on here need some kind of cult hero to follow.They had Barry Hayles for abit last season and i was preaching how shite he was and we would go down with crap like him in the team. and guess what ... He slapped you with his man meat and you liked it?
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 He slapped you with his man meat and you liked it? Och! I told ye not to look!
ASH17LCFC Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 He slapped you with his man meat and you liked it? You know for tonight i <3 Sapps. The man is god but just a little better
lildave3 Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 Och! I told ye not to look! Relax. TAAAAKKEEEE IITT EEEEEAAAAASSSSSYYYYY. ... ****ing Mika. <_<
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 Relax.TAAAAKKEEEE IITT EEEEEAAAAASSSSSYYYYY. ... ****ing Mika. <_< And now you're quoting Mika. Dear God.
lildave3 Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 And now you're quoting Mika. Dear God. Just be thankful you're not a big girl.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 Just be thankful you're not a big girl. That song says it's okay to be clinically obese.
lildave3 Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 That song says it's okay to be clinically obese. As if you needed a reason.
ozleicester Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 He cured Aids, cancer and solved Fermat's Last Theorem while eating a Big Mac. Thats all well and good...but he wouldve really impressed me if he had done those things whilst eating a whopper...coz everyone knows it takes 2 hands to handle a whopper... hmm wait, have i subconciously drifted back onto his penis?
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 Thats all well and good...but he wouldve really impressed me if he had done those things whilst eating a whopper...coz everyone knows it takes 2 hands to handle a whopper...hmm wait, have i subconciously drifted back onto his penis? Oh, you'd know if you drifted onto his penis.
Alexikokopops Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 This better not turn into another thread where people quote the infamous Chuck Norris facts but with Sappleton's name in place of our Chuck.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 This better not turn into another thread where people quote the infamous Chuck Norris facts but with Sappleton's name in place of our Chuck. This is the poor man's Ricky Sappleton to Man Utd thread.
consty Posted 29 July 2008 Posted 29 July 2008 Reni "AMeal" Sappleton or "Ramsap" is a cult figure because he has no peers. As a player his thunderous hooves leave smouldering marks on the grass behind him and are testimony to the Scorched Earth policy adopted by City whenever he's on the pitch.Basically, Ramsap devours all before him, spits out the leftovers and when the net finally shudders that's not just due to the severity of his shot but can actually be the supernatural manifestation of stark terror in the netting itself. Trawlermen have been contacted to see if they know of any netting across the world which can face up to Ramsap without flinching but so far without success. Ramsap is an irresistible leadership force, a modern Alexander The Great, drawing his battleforce in and around him like a giant magnet and instilling them with a confidence the like of which they've never known. He can be baulked, he can be frustrated but he cannot, will not be stopped. Sooner or later the force against him falters, the breach is made and his marauding servants wreak their havoc. Resistance becomes futile. The shirt becomes his standard. Conquest is inevitable. Ramsap isn' just a cult, he's a presence. Nothing can escape his will. Wow, the makings of a great short story. Please tell me how it ends! (ps, good stuff, witty and fun to read - thanks)
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