lildave3 Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Scrawl her mobile number up in the men's loos at the Walkers with a brief note explaining how much she enjoys sucking cock. Alternitavely, chuck her number over here.
Asha Posted 1 August 2008 Author Posted 1 August 2008 Apparently you can do this on some models, it's in the messaging settings somewhere. But not for my model...Oh well she seems to have grown up a bit now anyway.
The Stig Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 On a home phone ring BT but it costs you. On a mobile it dpends on model and network.
Head Honcho Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I think my ex-girlfriend's regular messages explaining graphically how tasty different randomers cock's are is starting to do my head in. What was her number again?
Asha Posted 1 August 2008 Author Posted 1 August 2008 What was her number again? She's 14. For you that would be paedophilia.
lildave3 Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 She's 14. For you that would be paedophilia. Not for me.
Asha Posted 1 August 2008 Author Posted 1 August 2008 Not for me. She's more or less your height actually.
lildave3 Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 She's more or less your height actually. Excellent, a dwarf. Hook me up Nussul.
Head Honcho Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 She's 14. For you that would be paedophilia. Ouch! What's it called for you then?
Asha Posted 1 August 2008 Author Posted 1 August 2008 Excellent, a dwarf.Hook me up Nussul. She lives in Essex, will introduce you if you're going Colchester?
Asha Posted 1 August 2008 Author Posted 1 August 2008 Ouch!What's it called for you then? Well I'm 16, so it's not.
lildave3 Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 She lives in Essex, will introduce you if you're going Colchester? At risk of getting mocked by SUAS... 14 year old from Essex? That sounds familiar.
Daggers Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 She lives in Essex, will introduce you if you're going Colchester? Aha - then it's open season. The legal age for slutitude is drastically reduced in the county of the white stiletto.
Asha Posted 1 August 2008 Author Posted 1 August 2008 Aha - then it's open season. The legal age for slutitude is drastically reduced in the county of the white stiletto. Someone who shares my opinion. I love you now, a lot.
Foxhateram Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Apparently you can do this on some models, it's in the messaging settings somewhere.But not for my model...Oh well she seems to have grown up a bit now anyway. Send her number my way! im in a fooking awful mood and im well up for an argument with a stupid spoilt stuck up little slag. oh wait im already in an argument with a stupid spoilt stuck up little slag on MSN. ah well send the number anyway id love to take my anger out on her.
Asha Posted 1 August 2008 Author Posted 1 August 2008 Send her number my way! im in a fooking awful mood and im well up for an argument with a stupid spoilt stuck up little slag. oh wait im already in an argument with a stupid spoilt stuck up little slag on MSN. ah well send the number anyway id love to take my anger out on her. Don't worry about it mate, it seems you have enough problems with your own. I really 100% understand how you're feeling though mate.
Foxhateram Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Don't worry about it mate, it seems you have enough problems with your own. I really 100% understand how you're feeling though mate. Its all about them isnt it. They do something wrong, you have ago at them for it, Then somehow it all gets twisted and its your fault and you are the bad gy for having a go at her. Making ehr feeling worthless and patetic. Then you come out and for some reason you end up saying Sorry even though you meant what was said. Then she gives you something like this "i cba tonight i'll talk to u some other time. not being funny but with the way you have hurt me you are right at the bottom of my prioritys" Just to keep you stewing and feeling shit and guilty for even longer Why am i posting this on here i should know better then to post my feelings on here by now.
NorthernFox Posted 2 August 2008 Posted 2 August 2008 Its all about them isnt it. They do something wrong, you have ago at them for it, Then somehow it all gets twisted and its your fault and you are the bad gy for having a go at her. Making ehr feeling worthless and patetic. Then you come out and for some reason you end up saying Sorry even though you meant what was said. Then she gives you something like this "i cba tonight i'll talk to u some other time. not being funny but with the way you have hurt me you are right at the bottom of my prioritys" Just to keep you stewing and feeling shit and guilty for even longer Why am i posting this on here i should know better then to post my feelings on here by now. Things don't change much 20 odd years down the line either.... If you find a keeper, hold the fook on!!
lavrentis Posted 2 August 2008 Posted 2 August 2008 She's 14 and she says she sucks cock. Bloody hell, am I the only one that thinks that's weird.
lildave3 Posted 3 August 2008 Posted 3 August 2008 She's 14 and she says she sucks cock.Bloody hell, am I the only one that thinks that's weird. Did you forget the part that she came from Essex? Aside from that, yes.
filbertway Posted 3 August 2008 Posted 3 August 2008 Did you forget the part that she came from Essex?Aside from that, yes. 14 Year olds from essex would clearly be your specialist topic on Mastermind.
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